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How are apples cooked?
June comes without warning, and the drizzling weather makes you unable to imagine that hot June. I got up in the morning, stretched myself, and glanced at my calendar carelessly. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was "June 1st". I'm glad I haven't forgotten this belongs to me, and it can bring me happy days every year. I remember that in the past, the school held activities every year. Although I am in high school now, I have no activities, but it is also a good day. In the evening, my father actually took out my ID card: "Do you have an ID card and celebrate Children's Day?" At this time, I felt inexplicably sad in my heart. Yes, you are almost 17 years old, and you have passed "six, one"? God, is this my last "six, one"?
Yes, I am extremely reluctant to face mature children. I don't like adult clothes, but also children's clothes, and I don't like all "mature" performances. That day, A complained to me: "I want to keep all the papers in this exam. The previous paragraph was too ... "I asked with a smile," What's the matter? Didn't you study hard? " He dismissed: "You, you don't understand, boy." Yes, he always said I was a child. Once after school, he saw my schoolbag and smiled: "Like a pupil." I shouted at him, "I like it better!" " He seems to be a mature man, but in fact he is just a high school student. He and our old classmates are both recognized as Fan Chong. What we don't understand is that when many people in the class make mistakes, the old class only looks for A, and the frequency of looking for A is amazing. You can find it four times a week, twice a day at most. As usual, A and a group of people were arrested again, and others came back to work laughing. Just like someone owed him money, he slammed the door and slammed the book and shouted "Don't mess with anyone!" The math teacher who just came in was surprised and sighed, "Children are so angry now." After class was over, who knew that he was still angry and knocked me down again. He didn't look up or open his eyes. I was angry and shouted at him, "If you can, you can be angry with him (the old class). Stop if you can't. " A few days later, the old class talked to A from time to time. A's expression gets worse every time, so I discuss with my deskmate: "Why is he always caught?" The deskmate said, "It's bad luck, or the old class doesn't like him." "If I were him, I would be arrested once, never again next time, and I wouldn't get angry in front of people when I came back." "You don't understand, he is a boy." I have a question in my heart: does maturity mean that I can get angry at will and act recklessly and impulsively? Ridiculous! This is immaturity, and that is the greatest naivety.
The blue apple was picked, and it smiled at the apple still on the branch: "I will mature faster than you."
I remember that a friend in junior high school wrote to me, saying that their math teacher despised her and always gave her trouble, but she didn't give up her love for math, and said that she should study hard and finally made her math teacher proud. That year, she was only in Grade Three and Grade Two. Are you ashamed of being mature? Sadly, as a sophomore, you don't understand the meaning of maturity at all. What's more sad is that you are pretending to be mature when you don't understand. Isn't this a great and childish thing? In my mind, maturity means being able to change yourself correctly, to face all kinds of difficulties in life positively and optimistically, and to turn unfavorable factors into favorable ones. I believe that this maturity is formed through the constant tempering of life. That kind of maturity can shine without your deliberate performance. I hope all this will come slowly and let me slowly experience the subtle changes from childish to mature. However, our colleagues don't think so. He feels puppy love and knows something about that. Even if he is mature, I can tell them that it is dirty maturity, because after stripping off the gorgeous appearance, only an empty heart remains. Oh, are you swearing to your parents? That's simply stupid, because it's your lack of love. I'm not saying it's wrong to fall in love, but to do the right thing at the right age. Only in this way can the sail of life sail smoothly.
However, I have to think about another problem. Why do large groups misunderstand maturity? What is ripening agent ethylene? Really, boys nowadays are disgusting. It's ridiculous that they talk like girls, read pornographic novels, jokes and disgusting porn, and call themselves mature. They were going to the movies that day and made sex so explicit. Every time I see a disgusting scene, I am blindfolded and only hear a burst of laughter behind me. That kind of laughter makes me suffocate. I finally understand what ethylene is, which is to learn sex in a bad way. Maybe parents should teach us this knowledge at home instead of studying in this scene. Shouldn't society ban such low-level movies? Literary and art workers please have some social morality, stop putting such films on the screen and do something educational. Should parents take some time to care about your child's growth and find out what he is thinking now?
It took a long time for the red apple to fall to the ground: "I have no regrets, I really cooked it!" " "
Life is not like an apple. Only the apples that have passed the test of wind and rain have delicious sweetness. I feel sad for the ripe apples. It is also a lifelong regret to rot without really maturing once. Ok, let's grow up together and taste the mature beauty together.
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