2022 Humorous and Funny Classic Copywriting

1. I am so good-looking mainly thanks to my parents. If they hadn’t given me this mouth, I wouldn’t be talking nonsense here.

2. I ordered a portion of shark fin fried rice, but I couldn’t find the shark fin with three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

3. My mother gave birth to two daughters. I am average in appearance, but my sister is as beautiful as a flower. I asked my mother: Why is it so unfair? My mother replied: The first batch of goods, I don’t have much experience, and the quality is somewhat inferior.

4. A passerby stopped the taxi and asked the driver: How long does it take to get to the airport from here? Driver: It will take a long time. Passerby: How long will it take at least? Driver: Riding takes longer.

5. At the work dinner, the leader rarely praised me in front of everyone and said that thanks to my frequent lateness, I had the funds for this event.

6. When I went to a driving school to practice driving, the instructor said before others got in the car: "Don't be nervous, relax!" Before I got in the car, the instructor said: "Everyone, get out of the way and stay away!"

7.What are you shouting about? Believe it or not, let me give you some colors to see? Small sample! You see, this is green, and the one next to it is yellow!

8. I went to the station to see off a friend. When saying goodbye, he rushed out of the station several times but was blocked by security personnel. I knew he was reluctant to leave, after all, the luggage was still in my hand.

9. Staying up late is really harmful to the body, so every time I go to bed late, I will order a midnight snack and have a good meal.

10. I just saw a figure that looked very much like you. I chased after him like crazy. Then I remembered that you were not in this city, and I stopped. I put down the brick in my hand and almost hit the wrong person.

11. My brother invited me to have a special barbecue next door to his house. When I tasted it, it was better than average. I asked him, what are the characteristics? Brother pointed at the boss and whispered: Look, the boss is wearing crotchless pants.

I had a fortune telling on December 23 that I would become a rich man when I was 30 years old. In order to prove that he was wrong, I did nothing but sleep and eat every day. It was not until my 30th birthday today that the word "Demolish" was added to the wall, and I realized that destiny cannot be violated!

13. Last month, my income was okay. I ate what the dog ate. Last month, my income was relatively poor. I ate what the dog ate. This month, I am awesome and I am ready to eat the dog.

14. There will always be someone who will love you for your small eyes, small nose, imperfect figure, short legs that are not long, and your weight that will not decrease, and be shameless with you. character.

15. Doctor, look at me being beaten like this by my husband, what’s the point of living for me! ""Don't worry, it's just a skin injury, just take care of it. Didn't your husband come? I beat you like this and you don’t come over to see me? ""He's in the emergency room. "

16. After all, I couldn't outrun that BMW. I could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off.

17. "Do you like my angelic face or devilish figure?" ""I just like your sense of humor. "

18. I remember that I didn’t do well in the college entrance examination that year, so I told my father truthfully that my test scores were not ideal and so on. My father said helplessly: If it doesn’t work, just repeat the exam. At this time, I sat aside The grandfather said angrily: If you can't pass the exam, you can't pass the exam. What kind of poison are you taking?

19. All problems in the world can be solved with the words "none of your business" and "none of my business". Come and answer. Suddenly I feel so busy.

20. Today a patient said to me with a heavy heart: "I only have six months to live." "I didn't know how to comfort him, so I said: "It's okay, six months will pass quickly, stay strong. "

21. In the restaurant, a man pointed at a one-meter-long piece of tofu on the plate and shouted: What ears do you have! I ordered home-style tofu! The restaurant chef heard this and wondered: Is this It’s not long enough, and it won’t fit on any longer table!