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How should students write in class?

1. Sit in the classroom two minutes before class, prepare textbooks and stationery, put them in the upper right corner of the desk, and wait for the teacher to come to class.

After the teacher entered the classroom, the monitor shouted "Stand up" and the students stood at attention to say hello to the teacher. After the teacher responded, the monitor shouted "Please sit down" and then sat down, making the tables and chairs silent.

3. In class, if you are late for class under special circumstances, stop at the door of the classroom and shout "Report". After the teacher signals, return to your seat.

4. Pay attention to the writing posture and achieve three ones: one punch from the table, one inch from the book and one inch from the pen tip.

5, in class, items should be handled with care. Don't sit down, don't drink water and don't go to the toilet. If there are special circumstances, you should greet the teacher first and get permission before you act.

6. Listen carefully, think positively and speak actively. Mind your own business, don't gossip, and don't indulge in boring thinking.

7. Learning to take notes helps to understand and remember the contents of the class, promote positive thinking, improve learning efficiency and facilitate review after class.

8. When others are talking, listen carefully, don't interrupt others casually, don't make fun of others, and encourage the speaker through sincere eyes and expressions.

9. In the course of the teacher's lecture, if you encounter something you don't understand, you should put it forward or write it down in time, and try to understand and comprehend it after class.

10, class group activities, to listen to the arrangement of the group leader, division of labor and cooperation, and actively communicate with partners, while completing the task, we should give consideration to partners and learn to win the success of the team.

10. In class, if you encounter unexpected events such as students' physical discomfort, don't watch or show disgust. You should take the initiative to care about your classmates or listen to the teacher's arrangement and help the teacher handle it properly.

1 1. After class, you should prepare for the next class before you leave. Let the teacher go first when you leave the classroom.

Physical education class, absolutely can't leave the venue. You should pay attention to the lectures, master the essentials and practice seriously. You should be bold and cautious, have the courage to overcome difficulties, pay attention to safety and dress appropriately in strict accordance with the requirements.

Because the composition of the college entrance examination scored 6 points, he was admitted to 985 colleges and universities. After entering the school, the teacher refused to give him classes! Just because his college entrance examination composition was written in Oracle Bone Inscriptions, the media called him a "master of ancient Chinese characters", and Huang Li's courage was very admirable. As we all know, the workload of college entrance examination marking teachers is very heavy. I really don't know what the teacher's expression is when this Oracle composition appears in front of the marking teacher.

Facts have proved that Huang Li's desperate efforts did not get a good result. His composition only got 6 points in the final exam, and the total score of the college entrance examination was only 428 points, which did not reach the three admission lines in 2009. But his attainments in ancient Chinese characters won him some opportunities.

In the end, he was admitted to Jincheng College of Sichuan University. Two years later, he was selected by the headquarters of Sichuan University and enrolled in Sichuan University as a special student. Not only that, Sichuan University also hired Professor He Zheng, a 64-year-old expert on ancient Chinese characters, to give one-on-one lectures. Unfortunately, Professor He Zheng thought that he was impetuous and his study was not practical, so he refused to teach him any more.

Huang Li jumped from three colleges to 985 colleges, which also triggered a discussion of public opinion. Some people supported him and some opposed him, but now the oriole seems to have disappeared from everyone. I don't know what you think.

The composition "Ding, ……" The bell rang and I was still playing. How come... So I was still playing with toys and walked slowly into the classroom.

I looked at the timetable. "Hey, it's okay. This class is a music class. I can go to the bathroom! " "I said to myself, and turned to go to the toilet.

On the way to the toilet, I walked leisurely, humming a ditty and playing with toys. It can be said that I was walking in the community garden, not going to the toilet at all! A minute or two later, I went to the toilet and opened my pants ... "Cool!" "I said to myself, so I went to wash my hands again, glance left and right, as if I didn't know about class. After washing my hands, I went back to the classroom like a walk, blowing my "invention" while walking, putting my hands in my pockets and coming to the classroom in small steps. Who knows that bad luck is getting closer and closer to me ... I came to the door of the classroom and watched. What happened? It's music class now. Why do they sit like that one after another? I haven't realized the seriousness of the problem. I just walked slowly into the classroom and smiled at everyone. 46 people in our class were staring at me, and I thought, what's wrong with them? They stared at me at the same time. My God, our strict math teacher, Mr. Hu, stared at me like a lion who hadn't eaten for days when he saw its prey! "Hey," I thought, "it's all over this time. Now we can only wait for Mr. Hu's volcano to erupt. " "Come here! You stand here and have a class here. Next time you come back so late, go home! "Oh, what a pity! In front of so many people, I was severely scolded by the teacher. In the future, I will definitely not do this in any class! I don't want to lose such a big face again!

The compositions describing the teacher's class are all (urgent). Can you share it with me? I am 12' s little sister teacher. You can speak English, read articles with emotion, sing interesting songs, draw pictures, solve math problems, and ... but you are not good at it, and the most important thing is to laugh.

You walk up to the podium with a straight face every day, and our happy mood after class is destroyed again.

How I wish you could smile at the moment! At the beginning of the class, you were frowning all the time and suddenly woke up a classmate who was absent-minded to answer the question. Classmates Zhang Er and Shang are at a loss, and the answer is wrong.

The teacher suddenly flew into a rage and asked him what was wrong.

"The students in the back told me," he explained. The whole class burst into laughter, but the teacher didn't laugh. He still frowned and stared at us like an arrow. We had to shut up immediately and sit quietly.

At this time, how we hope the teacher can smile! In this way, your unhappiness and your classmates' carelessness may drift away in a smile, and the distance between us and you will become closer because of this smile.

After class, many students ran to the podium and wanted to talk to you, but they were busy asking you, "What is it?" We were just about to speak when we were embarrassed to speak.

At that time, how we hoped that you could smile and chat with us easily! "Smile, ten years younger, we will learn better; Smile, it's really easy, and I forget all my troubles and sorrows.

"I have written such children's songs or poems before, but I dare not sing them. When can I sing them happily in front of you? Teacher, we know that you are strictly for our own good, and we often make you angry, but if you keep adjusting your mood, you won't care about this little thing.

In the future, we will study hard, show our teachers good performance and the best results, and make them happy and smile! ...

Teachers in my mind are like candles, burning themselves, but illuminating others ... There are good teachers everywhere around me, at school, who are serious and responsible, great and selfless, like hardworking gardeners, watering flowers carefully with their own efforts; The teacher is our guide, let us know how high the sky is and how thick the ground is ... She is of medium height, with bright black hair, bright big eyes and Zhang Yuanyuan's face, which presents the usual attitude of intellectuals, and is our head teacher, Miss Li. She has a magical power, which often inspires us, supports us and warms us. She has been with us for nearly three years.

Miss Li is very strict with every student, and her attitude is very serious. Every student in the class is very clear. She always criticizes every classmate's mistakes in time and educates patiently.

Therefore, almost every student is a little afraid of Miss Li, and I am no exception.

I remember one time, I was fascinated by drawing cartoon characters of that year, even when Mr. Li was in Chinese class.

My every move was clearly seen by Miss Li. She was very anxious and angry, as if she was disappointed in me.

She said to me seriously: "You should find that you have been a little abnormal recently and your grades have dropped." How can you go on like this? " I really don't understand teacher Li's criticism. I think she is too unkind.

Later, my grades were further improved, and I finally understood Teacher Li's painstaking efforts. Her concern and sense of responsibility for students won my admiration.

This made me discover another characteristic of Miss Li, that is, she is conscientious and responsible in her work, caring for the students and every little thing in the class.

For example, if a classmate's things are lost, there is a dispute between classmates, or there are difficulties that cannot be solved, Miss Li will help us deal with them seriously.

Later, in some parties and other activities, Miss Li took part in our activities. She led her classmates to dance, dancing, moving quickly, talking and laughing with everyone, lively and romantic, and extremely happy, as if she were our good friends.

This made me find that the strict teacher Li also has an approachable and amiable side.

Miss Li is very strict with us in our study, and we usually don't want to, but as long as we understand Miss Li's intention.

In class, she told us the story of the race between the tortoise and the white rabbit, and described the ecstasy of the animals in the race with dexterous and skilled hands, which made us laugh humorously and enlivened the classroom atmosphere.

Miss Li, you will be an important chapter in my growing up, and I will never forget it. Teacher Li's sweat and hard work have made us gain something. She has no regrets. She is selfless.

I am proud that I am a student of Miss Li, and Miss Li will remain in my memory forever! (being revised) (* _ *) I hope I can help you ... Teacher, you can speak English, read articles with emotion, sing touching songs, draw pictures, work out math problems, know ... but you are not very good at it, and the most important thing is to laugh.

You walk up to the podium with a straight face every day, and our happy mood after class is destroyed again.

How I wish you could smile at the moment! At the beginning of the class, you were frowning all the time and suddenly woke up a classmate who was absent-minded to answer the question. Classmates Zhang Er and Shang are at a loss, and the answer is wrong.

The teacher suddenly flew into a rage and asked him what was wrong.

"The students in the back told me," he explained. The whole class burst into laughter, but the teacher didn't laugh. He still frowned and stared at us like an arrow. We had to shut up immediately and sit quietly.

At this time, how we hope the teacher can smile! In this way, your unhappiness and your classmates' carelessness may drift away in a smile, and the distance between us and you will become closer because of this smile.

After class, many students ran to the podium and wanted to talk to you, but they were busy asking you, "What is it?" We were just about to speak when we were embarrassed to speak.

At that time, how we hoped that you could smile and chat with us easily! "Smile, ten years younger, we will learn better; Smile, it's really easy, and I forget all my troubles and sorrows.

"I have written such children's songs or poems before, but I dare not sing them. When can I sing them happily in front of you? Teacher, we know that you are strictly for our own good, and we often make you angry, but if you keep adjusting your mood, you won't care about this little thing.

In the future, we will study hard, show teachers good performance and the best results, and make them happy and smile.

Who will do the model essay after class? After class, Fan Wen must be at school. As soon as the bell rang, we entered a happy time and space.

As soon as the bell rings, we happy elves will all enter the big "magic bottle" in the classroom.

However, sometimes the monster in the magic bottle will not be quiet.

One day, Mr. Zhou was busy with his work and didn't see him after the bell rang.

In the classroom, we have been twittering like birds.

After a few minutes, the "observer" of our class said, "Teacher Zhou is coming, Teacher Zhou is coming!" We really thought Mr. Zhou was here. For a time, the classroom seemed to be enchanted: the students who went astray were busy going home; The busy drinker ran to his seat and almost took the water off my table; Comic book readers also quickly moved their beloved books from the table to the drawer; Even the boys and girls who were laughing and laughing a second ago seemed to be sitting as if nothing had happened.

I dare say that there are still people who cover their faces with books, because they are afraid that their smiling faces will be sat up by Zhou Lao ... that is, the box will fly in the air with a "whoosh"? Oh, nothing seems to have happened.

The teacher is up there like a general! Oh, my god.

So, touch out the Chinese book.

I dare say that someone covered his face with a book, which made me feel the happiness in the "magic bottle" and didn't target it. Our happy elf teacher Zhou heard all the movements in the classroom in the corridor, which made us enter a happy time and space.

Only in my heart, I secretly cried and laughed.

And throw it to someone else.

In about a few minutes.

In fact, it became silent and chattered.

Suddenly, the "observer" in our class said, I am angry! We are in a hurry to spell "card"

However, some tell jokes together, the teacher is not there, and sometimes the monsters in the magic bottle will not be quiet: the escaped students are busy going home! Teacher Zhou came, lying on the ground laughing, and told me to call my parents, and the classroom exploded again.

The bell rings: CD! & ampampQuot: "Teacher Zhou is here.

We were silent for a long time, calm and carefree, and we haven't seen Miss Zhou yet. Teacher Zhou is here.

Throwing it around like this, the classroom seems to be enchanted.

Everyone knows that they have been cheated, because they are afraid that their smiling faces will be seen by Teacher Zhou.

, in command hordes.

One day.

When the bell rings.

Our fun sometimes comes when the bell rings; Comic book readers also quickly moved their beloved books from the table to the drawer and grabbed the box at once; Even the boys and girls who were laughing and laughing a second ago were still in the classroom of the free world, but they didn't see him after the bell rang. Teacher Zhou taught us earnestly that some of them played some interesting game bombs, only the big magic bottles that all entered the classroom. At the moment when the bell rang, they were busy throwing cards into the drawer and replaced them with "education classes"

Some people left milk cartons on other people's seats, and I believe Miss Zhou will spare me. Miss Zhou didn't attend math class.

We are already like birds in the classroom.

"Pa" was thrown at me, and it was a shoo-in. Teachers also know what it's like without teachers. Teachers come from students. We really thought Miss Zhou had come, as if nothing had happened, and we "naughty eggs" suddenly became tamed soldiers. But Mr. Zhou was busy at work, and the man noticed that he almost got water on my desk. That excitement is really meaningless.

Where are the boys?

What about me; I was busy drinking water and ran to my seat. After class, I was absolutely at school and instantly returned to my seat.

Read the following text and write a composition of not less than 800 words as required. Teacher, the class begins. ...

Remember, behind the second gold medal is hard sweat; Behind the silver medal, there are also determined eyes ...-Inscription is like we only remember the first peak, but forget the second one behind; In life, we often only pay attention to the first place surrounded by flowers and applause, but often ignore the second place that missed the victory.

However, should we really forget the second? Perhaps the second one paid no less hardships than the first one, and perhaps the second one tasted no less tears than the first one.

As the old saying goes, heroes are not judged by success or failure.

Let's remember the second time and cheer for it! Through the heavy fog of history, but his body is always so tall and determined.

Sunset, sunset drooping, sunset reflecting the cold light of his sword.

Wujiang River surges like his surging thoughts.

"Day wu me, I cross? ! "From Bolangsha to Julu, from Jingyang to Gaixia, he recalled his life course.

"With eight thousand jiangdong children crossing the west, no one returned today. If you say nothing, are you qualified to stay alone? " In the face of failure, he took responsibility for himself and looked forward to the sky; Sword in hand, who is the hero? The overlord raised his sword, leaving history with a standing back.

Perhaps in the Chu-Han hegemony, he only achieved the second; But in the face of failure, what he has is courage and firmness.

As a result, he is remembered by people, and his story is still circulating among the people, and there is a swan song of "I miss Xiang Yu so far and refuse to cross Jiangdong".

Maybe many people still remember the pair of ice elves.

Zhang Dan and Zhang Hao, who participated in the Olympic Games for the first time, have left eternal admiration for the world.

Two flying butterflies spread their wings on the ice in Turin.

"Jumping around", a difficult action that surprised the world, attracted everyone's attention-helpless action failed! But when the audience felt sorry for it and thought that Zhang Dan was injured and gave up the game, the elves stood in the center of the venue and continued their performance.

In the end, they only won a silver medal, but the audience applauded for a few minutes, which shows that in the hearts of the world, they are the real kings! This will always be remembered as the second place by us.

In the long history, we don't judge heroes by success or failure, so many names have been left in the history books; In the fierce sports arena, we don't win or lose by success or failure, so many moments are kept in mind; In the long journey of life, we should not only see the dazzling first place, but also forget the second place, because many second places are also winners.

So, remember the second child, respect the second child and ask the second child for advice.

Of course, the last thing we have to do is to surpass the second.

Test analysis: From the material point of view, this material discusses the relationship between the first and the second, which can be conceived from the following angles: from the perspective of "first": be brave as the first (a man must dare to surpass himself and his life needs continuous progress); Strive to be king (strong); Be the best of yourself; Dare to be the first; Don't always stare at "first"; There is no forever first.

From the "second" point of view: don't ignore the supporting role; Be a hero behind the scenes; Willing to live in peace.

From the perspective of "first" and "second": not seeking the best, but seeking better; Respect "first" and "second".

Our study composition includes morning, class, class, some … some … some … and … my campus life is rich and colorful.

On Monday morning, I greeted the morning glow and went to school happily.

The beautiful songs of birds sent us to the campus along the way.

Today, the campus life of teachers and students in our school begins with raising the national flag.

There is a magnificent national anthem on the loudspeaker, and all our young pioneers salute the solemn national flag.

The study of cultural knowledge is the main content of our life.

Ding, ding, class is over. The students hurried back to the classroom. Look, how correct the posture is! The teacher came with a thick book in his hand.

The music teacher taught us to sing, and a wonderful song floated in the classroom.

The math teacher teaches addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and there are beautiful words in the book.

The Chinese teacher teaches us to read the text.

The students' reading aloud is really beautiful, just like a musician playing beautiful music.

Different courses, different voices, bring different tunes.

At this time, it was quiet outside the window, the branches stopped shaking, the wind stopped blowing, the birds stopped singing, and the butterflies stopped flying on the flowers, for fear of making any noise and affecting the students' reading of the text.

They all sat down to listen to our reading. Students seem to be inspired, their voices are louder, their reading is more energetic, and their voices are more beautiful.

Listening to English class, the teacher told us to read words, read texts, learn words and recite texts. This course is really interesting.

The science teacher teaches us to do experiments, and the more we fail, the more confident we are.

When I went to physical education class, my classmates' loud and powerful voices showed that they were full of vigor and vitality.

After class, everyone plays wrestling, hide-and-seek, diabolo, football, badminton, basketball and games.

Although the spacious playground is unremarkable, when we played there, we all left the footprints of first-class school students.

Our playground has become as old as ancient human history.

Left many pupils' footprints.

This is the history of amusement parks, just as this saying goes: a thing does not attract people's attention, but there is a great mystery hidden inside.

After school, birds chirped in the trees, as if wishing us a better tomorrow.

How to write the composition when the teacher is in class? Hua, Hua ... This is the sound of heavy rain.

This sound reminds me of the strong wind before the rainstorm. Dark clouds rolled, lightning cut across the sky, and soon it rained violently.

Hua, Hua ... This is the sound of the typhoon.

The sound reminds me of the typhoon that passed by in a hurry. Soon, trees will be bent and uprooted, and some houses will collapse.

Hua Hua, Hua Hua ... This is the sound of pupils turning pages when reading aloud in the classroom.

This voice says that I think all the students in the classroom are studying hard and studying hard.

Hua, Hua ... This is applause from the audience.

This sound reminds me of an exciting scene in which the actors performed brilliantly on the stage and the audience gave enthusiastic support.

Hua, Hua ... This is the sound of children swimming across the water.

This sound reminds me of the happy scene of swimming with my friends.

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Xxx came back to class. In my eyes, the friendship between classmates is very strong and fragile. It is the wealth of the world, and we need to cherish it. The irreducibility of friendship determines that it is an isolated book. We can have different friendships with different people, but not with the same person. Friendship is a tunnel that is dug deeper and deeper, and there is no turning back. Unforgettable friendship is like hatred. Unforgettable The end: what remains in the history books is not the interests of haggling over every ounce, but mutual affection. Honest communication with friends can keep us sensitive to our true feelings, erase the haze in our eyes and make us feel happy again. I remember once, the exam was coming, and I went to bed after dinner at night, but I didn't remember to review. I arrived at school the next day. Fortunately, most of them can write. When I finished writing, I forgot a word. I really can't think of it, so I have to send a letter for help. I looked at the teacher and returned it to Xiao Yi. The letter reads: Xiao Yi, teach me a word. I'll treat you to dinner after the exam. I was secretly happy, but I didn't expect Xiao Yi to say, Sorry, I can't help you. I'm sure you can figure it out. Come on! I looked at my watch. Time is running out. I am angry and anxious. What should I do? A clear and crisp * * * completely disappointed me. I was so angry that I decided never to talk to Wan Qin again. Ivan Qin came to tell me that I was sorry, but I didn't accept it. Ivan Qin explained, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you. If I teach you to write, you will scribble the answer on a roll of paper instead of remembering it. However, if you come up with it yourself, you will. " Xiao Yi took my hand and said, "Of course, we are good friends who talk about everything!" "A best friend is like a lamp. Although the light is weak, it can illuminate your way forward! Classmate, what a beautiful word, it will always touch my heart with its purity. No matter where the next starting point is, I will think of our classmates who have been classmates for six years. Six years of ups and downs, we have experienced countless ups and downs together. In the future, they may all disappear because of the change of time, but in any case, we can't erase our friendship and that precious classmate feeling. ...

The composition of the second grade students in primary school has 80 words in class: ding zero zero, ding zero, ready to ring.

The students quickly took their seats and waited for the teacher to come to class.

After a while, the bell rang.

Mr. Wang came into the classroom with a Chinese book and some textbooks and saw us sitting straight with a satisfied smile on our faces.

Then, the teacher closed the door gently, walked quickly to the podium table and put the book on the table.

Then, the teacher put his hands on his sides, took a step back and said, "Students."

"Stand up" The monitor immediately issued a loud password.

The students stood up with writing brushes, bowed to the teacher and said in unison, "Hello, teacher.

""Sit down ",and then the monitor issued a loud password.

The students sat down gently and the classroom was quiet.

The teacher said, "Please open your books and turn to page 1 10. In this lesson, we will learn Lesson 23, entitled "Hoe and Harmony".

"E Zhiwang answers for you, hoping to help you! ...

This topic can be written as an argumentative essay. In fact, simply speaking, people pay attention to the person who leads or succeeds, while ignoring and snubbing those who have paid or those who have fallen behind. This topic is to let us pay attention to those who pay silently behind their backs, or to those who are forgotten because of their pay.

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