I want a joke. Please give me some good jokes. I am useful.

Let me tell you a story about a race between a tortoise and a hare. !

I heard about it before everyone was very young, hehe! Today I'm going to tell a story that no one has heard!

It is said that there used to be a tortoise and a rabbit. It is said that they are natural enemies! Rabbits always want to clean up this turtle! One day, the rabbit had a good idea and went to find the tortoise! Tell the tortoise to compete with him! The tortoise agreed without being depressed!

The game is about to start. Everybody get ready! Two people shouted twice and rushed to the starting line! The rabbit is moving at 25 miles! The tortoise is running slowly behind! It's almost over. The rabbit turned and smiled! Because the turtle is gone! Then the rabbit looked back and saw the tortoise standing on the platform! I am the Yellow River, and I am Mount Tai! I won again! The rabbit was unconvinced and asked the tortoise how did you come? Turtle rightfully said I'd take a taxi! Ha ha! Rabbit, this is so depressing! Then tell the tortoise that we will race again without it!

They're playing games again! Let's leave now. The rabbit is in a hurry. It is moving at a speed of 350,000! It's almost over. The rabbit is back again! Sure enough, the tortoise is gone! Then I turned my head and saw the tortoise standing on the podium again! I am the Yellow River, and I am Mount Tai. I won again! At this time, the rabbit flew into a rage and said to the tortoise, how did you run to the finish line this time? The tortoise said I bit your tail! Get a second place in your mind! But I didn't expect you to throw me on the podium as soon as you turned around ! I'm almost there! ! The rabbit fainted at that time! !

This joke actually doesn't feel funny in words!

If you tell your friends with a little expression and action, then your friends will laugh their heads off! !