Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - To run an English handwritten newspaper, ladies and gentlemen, please provide some information. For example: English essays, jokes, news, etc. Urgent, thank you.

To run an English handwritten newspaper, ladies and gentlemen, please provide some information. For example: English essays, jokes, news, etc. Urgent, thank you.

British humor: British humor

When was Rome built? When was Rome built?

Teacher: When was Rome built?

Tom: At night.

Teacher: Who told you that?

Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

Teacher: When was Rome built?

Tom: It was built at night.

Teacher: Who told you that?

Tom: It's you. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

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Confucius' famous saying: a famous saying of self-confidence

Isn't it a pleasant thing to persevere and work hard?

Isn't it a pleasant thing to persevere and work hard?

If a person keeps cherishing his old knowledge in order to gain new knowledge, he may be someone else's teacher.

If a person keeps cherishing his old knowledge in order to gain new knowledge, he may be someone else's teacher.

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English proverbs: English proverbs

The time of life is short; If this short time is wasted, it will be too long.

Life is short, and if we waste it, it will be too long. (Shakespeare, British dramatist)

It is better to be a clever fool than a stupid wise man. -Shakespeare

Better to be a clever fool than a stupid wit. -Shakespeare