A sketch manuscript suitable for primary school students

Character Wu Wen: the headmaster of the comedy school.

Dabao, Xiaobao, Logger Vick, Big Wolf, Pleasant Goat, Spider-Man: students of comedy school.

Dear schoolmates, Happy Holidays! I am the headmaster of the comedy school. Today is Children's Day. First of all, I wish all the boys, girls, older children and children in the school a happy holiday! Today, I didn't come empty-handed. I brought you a pair of couplets ...

Dabao (wearing a sun hat askew and bowing to the headmaster) Thank you, headmaster! Do you give lucky money for our holidays?

Principal Xiaobao (with the sun hat facing backwards), RMB or US dollars?

Principal Dabao and Xiaobao are wrong, wrong! I brought a pair of couplets.

Dabao and Xiaobao are paired, but our Dabao Xiaobao is good at it. (Facing the audience) Dear audience friends, let's show it to you, shall we?

where is Xiao Bao's applause? Applause! Let's hear it more warmly!

hello, dabao. I'll go out first-Dabao sings out of tune.

Xiao Bao, I am the next couplet: Xiao Bao is the second from the bottom.

dabao, I'll get online again-dabao's handwriting is crooked.

Xiao Bao, my bottom line is-Xiao Bao's calligraphy is the first scrawl.

Dabao continues to listen to the online link-Dabao wears glasses.

Xiao Bao has poor eyesight.

dabao is too simple. Now I'll have a higher difficulty factor-intimacy once in a while.

Xiao Bao often fights.

Principal Dabao, don't be idle, and add a cross-section to our two brothers' couplets-

The cross-section of the principal (scratching his head and clapping his hands suddenly) is: a pair of stooges.

principal Xiao Bao, you are so talented! My grandmother praises me like this every day!