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1. Because I am an invisible rich man, my money has not been found yet.

2. People say I have a bad temper, which is a joke. I’m good-looking and have a good temper, so that’s okay.

3. When I saw a person in the distance who was wearing exactly the same clothes as me, I couldn’t help but sigh: He is really a man with the same clothes but different clothes. He was wearing clothes like a fool. When I got closer, I saw that he was wearing the same clothes as me. Mirror!

4. After the haircut, the barber asked me how I was doing. I was silent for a while and said to him: Brother, just be happy.

5. The tomatoes laughed at the eggs. Not to be outdone, the eggs took off their clothes and struggled with the tomatoes. The two sides kept arguing for a long time, and finally a wisp of fragrance came.

6. When I am bored and want to see beautiful women, I will turn on the front camera of my phone.

7. We cannot extend the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. In other words, we can no longer grow taller, but we can gain unlimited fat.

8. Every summer I think: Winter is coming soon, I would rather freeze to death than heat to death! But in winter: come summer, I would rather die of heat than freeze to death!

9. If you have dogs, you should keep two at the same time, so you don’t have to be a “poop shoveler”.

10. These days, if I don’t have 23 or 10 papers in my hand, I’m embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

11. Gradually, I understood the truth that only those humble restaurants can taste real delicious food. I can't afford those hotels with gorgeous decorations, exquisite cooking, and attentive service.

12. I am not a simple, frugal, and well-versed person. I just have no money!

13. Just don’t post photos everywhere to show your affection. It doesn’t matter if you wear matching clothes, but it will be bad if you bump into each other’s faces.

14. I discovered a very strange thing. There was a multiple-choice question during the exam. If I chose A, and then thought about it, I thought it might also be B. If I don’t change it, the correct answer is B. I'll change it. The correct answer is A.

15. I broke up with the quilt in the morning, and I went back to look for it in the evening, but it was always very cold to me.

16. When you help others, they will thank you. When you help people too much, they will take it for granted. When people take it for granted, the time comes when it offends others.

17. Foreigners are simply too weak to use knives and forks when eating. Our ancestors were very foresighted and invented chopsticks so that we could have one hand free to play with our mobile phones while eating.

18. When you meet someone you like, pursue it bravely, so that you will know that there is far more than one person who will reject you.

19. When I hate someone, if that person suddenly says they like me, then I don’t hate them at all. He is so principled that he cannot hate a person with vision.

20. When traveling on statutory holidays, you will feel more comfortable going to work.

21. If you think I have gone too far, please tell me. I won’t change it anyway. It will make you feel better if you tell me. Don’t hold it in and get sick.

22. Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiao Ming, but Xiao Ming didn’t hear him.

23. There will be rewards for your efforts. You see, you have given sincerely, but you have been hurt.

24. "Give me your bank account number, and I will pay you back now." I was moved to tears when I received this text message, and half an hour later I received another one saying "Sorry, my bank The card is frozen, you send me 2,000 yuan, and I will pay you back one yuan after it is unfrozen!" So I had another 2,000 yuan in foreign debt that I couldn't get back.