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Hand in your homework! Very urgent and accurate! It is best to translate by hand!

Three people came to new york for a holiday. They live in a big hotel room and their 4650th floor. In the evening, they returned to the theatre very late. "Excuse me," the waiter's hotel. "There is no elevator tonight. Do you want to sleep in your room or in the hall at night? " "Oh," said a set of three. "We don't want to sleep in the hall, so we will walk to our room." He turned to his two friends and said, "I think we can walk to the room easily." I tell you some jokes; Then you, Allen, we will sing some songs; Then you, Peter, tell us some interesting stories. " Now they start walking around the room-Tom tells jokes, Allen sings, and finally they come to the 34th floor. They were bored and stopped to have a rest. "Well," said Tom, "this is you now, Peter. Please tell us a long and interesting story with a sad ending." "Well, I will tell you a sad story.