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Teachers are divided into several types. What have you met?
This kind of teacher always speaks affably and never gets angry or angry. She will only stare at you affectionately until you lower your head in shame.
This is the type of Chinese teacher in our junior middle school. A 30-year-old Jiangnan girl gave us a very gentle lesson: "Students, do you understand here?" Is there anything you don't understand? Oh, I know everything. All right, let's move on. Raise your hand and tell me if you have any questions. "It seems that we are all children in kindergarten, so everyone secretly calls her' auntie'.
In spring, silkworms will weave until they die.
This kind of teacher devotes himself to teaching and sincerely treats children as seedlings and carefully cultivates them. They don't care about their own gains and losses, but about the progress and growth of students.
3. Script style
It is estimated that everyone has seen this kind of teacher, who is the most boring, incompetent and unpopular. Listening to him (her) in class is better than reading in the dormitory according to the textbook. No focus, no rhythm, no interest, and the attendance rate in class is less than 60%.
It's a pity that we met such a person in our university, and it's still a professional course. After two weeks of classes, more than n people in the department wrote to the leaders asking for a change of teacher.
4. Violent beatings and curses
It is very immoral for such teachers to shoot at students they don't like, or weak students. This is the case with a math teacher in our primary school. There is a girl in the class, who is poor, plain-looking, with poor grades, but very nice. The teacher is very dissatisfied with her and often kicks her with leather shoes. The girl is often late because she has to help her family. Once the teacher threw her schoolbag from the sixth floor.
5, Hu Tian Alakazam water blowing type
This kind of teacher is good at telling stories, usually male. He occasionally travels all over the country, and he is very capable, well-informed and has a good mouth. He won't doze off in class. He often tells some strange things and customs from all over the world, and sometimes tells a little joke, especially the first-person tone, which is more attractive.
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