A collection of humorous jokes to make girls happy

Humorous jokes to make girls happy are as follows:

1. After you are with me, you can wash the dishes if you want, mop the floor if you want, you are free enough.

2. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, tell me and I will appear immediately.

3. The wind outside is so strong today, I’m so scared. It would be so embarrassing if I couldn't do it while everyone else was scratched away.

4. Don’t be naughty. I have practiced Qigong for several years and can make people cry.

5. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget it, but the tears I shed did not fool me.

6. I have done all kinds of evil, including all kinds of bad habits. I hope you will take me in to eliminate harm for the people.

7. Fortunately I am not with you, otherwise I would have stretched out my hand to type a reply to your message on such a cold day, huh.

8. If there is anything you don’t like about me, please overcome it yourself.

9. Every time I feel frustrated, I recall your smile and your encouragement. They make me face it with strength. Thank you.

10. I will never forget you. You have the sexiest back in the world.

11. The most romantic thing I can think of is to get rich together with you.

12. I have been restrained and rational for a long time, but I still can’t resist the urge to like you.

13. Come on, we like each other, a lifetime is so long anyway.

14. What should I do? My dog ??won’t eat or drink without you.

15. Looking out the window, thinking of you and me under the same sky, I feel that the world is much gentler.