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Write the composition in the order of laughing and crying.
When two hosts, Hu and Li Yiheng, announced the start of the New Year's Eve party, everyone shouted in unison: "Great! Great! The New Year's Party has begun! " President Wang delivered a New Year message on the radio, and everyone clapped happily after listening to it. Then we began to perform. The first program was The Story of Three Birds, which was performed by Yan and others. It made us feel real. The second program is "Family Happiness" performed by Li Xinxuan and others. After watching it, we were all amused by their looks, eyes and movements. There are too many programs, so I won't write them one by one.
Among so many programs, my favorite is "Happy Family" performed by Wu and others, in which Wu plays his father, his mother is played by Cheng, his sister is played by Li Xinxuan, and Wu plays a pupil. Dad drooled when he picked up his little sister, and the little sister quickly fled home and complained to her mother, "Dad drooled when he picked me up." Mom gave dad a dizzy brain. In the morning, my mother went to work and the pupils went to school. When my mother went to work, she walked like an adult ... The classmates couldn't help laughing any longer, so that my stomach ached and tears came out. "A few hours later," my mother got off work and the pupils were out of school. My mother just went to pick up the students. When they got home, the pupils slammed the door and shouted, "Dad, I'm home!" " "Dad hurried to open the door ... The story was like this, but their performance was lively and interesting, which made the students laugh.
"This party has come to a successful conclusion!" In the loud songs of the two hosts, mixed with cheerful songs, this happy and interesting get-together is over and we usher in a new year.
2. Write the composition of Longquan Park in the order of tour. I have long heard that Longquan Park has many toys, but I have never seen Longquan Park, but today, the opportunity has come!
My parents took me and my two brothers to Longquan Park.
When I arrived at Longquan Park and entered the door, there were so many toys inside! There are water ducks, go-karts, crazy Mickey Mouse, ghost town, boating, water park, children's park and mini shuttle. .
First, we went to play "Children's Paradise", where there were ropes, trampolines, swings, single plum blossom piles, double rope tightrope walking and so on. I like to walk a tightrope with two ropes. One rope is above, and the other is below. It is more than ten meters from the starting point to the end point. I grabbed the rope with my hand and walked down it step by step. I could have walked more than ten meters in a few seconds, but I walked on the rope for more than ten minutes. Crazy Mickey Mouse is scary: the winding, narrow, small and high runway, the speed of which is fast and slow, makes me break out in a cold sweat. Go-karting is very interesting. I have a car with brother Tianhang, and my mother and brother Tianlang have a car. Because we mastered the skills first, my mother and my brother were knocked unconscious by us.
The most terrible, the most * * *, the most courageous, is a chilling ghost town. The shell of the ghost town is dragon-shaped, the longan is big and green, the dragon teeth are white and dense, and the flaming dragon tongue sticks out from its mouth. The entrance to the ghost town is this Longkou. I'm a little scared that the dragon will shut up when we go in. Dad laughed at our cowardice. I said, "Dad, will you accompany us in?" Dad accompanied us to the city, and the light in the city was very dark. We held our breath and walked slowly. Dad deliberately screamed and started the voice control system. Suddenly, the sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling came and went. A ghost plopped down and got up suddenly. Although we tourists were in the iron net, we scared me to shout. Some ghosts fall to the ground, you come near, and suddenly they pop up with a bang, which can scare people half to death. I want to know why dad is not afraid. Suddenly I heard a scream from my brother behind me. When I saw it, it turned out that two "GREAT GHOST" were coming towards us with two "imps" on their backs. I almost fainted, and the scream stung my eardrum. Holding dad and really jumping on him. When the "ghost" approached, I found that it was two people. I'm afraid to go further, but I'm afraid to go back the way I came. I have no choice but to bite the bullet and move on. There are two ghost hands sawing people with a saw, and a "person" has been sawed in half. Before we checked in, a female ghost came out to meet us. The female ghost is white-haired, white-eyed and covered in blood. She also makes strange animal calls from time to time, which is very terrible. Dad saw me scared to death and said, "I'm going out soon, just bear it!" " "I had to harden my already numb scalp. I saw another ghost grinding and grinding bright red plasma. Dad said, "This will be a bridge. "I saw something similar to blood flowing under the bridge, and it smelled fishy. Out of the hole, I found myself with goose bumps, my clothes were wet with sweat, and my legs kept shaking.
I am really happy today, really * *!
Give some sunshine, and it will be brilliant. About 450 words, it will be brilliant if you give some sunshine. "Because of polluted irrigation, clear rivers no longer exist.
The light of the school is no longer dazzling because of the existence of poor students "It is rare to see sentences that rhyme with this kind of export. It seems that this is a portrayal of school life.
As for these two sentences, I am afraid they are also from the mouth of "poor students", and there is a little humor in the confession. The so-called "poor students" are no different, just a little worse in their studies.
Maybe you will ask, "Dude, as a student, can this be worse?" The answer is simple, not bad! So I'm not contradictory? Not exactly. The distress of "poor students" is beyond ordinary people's understanding, or everyone understands it, that is: contempt.
Teachers' contempt, parents' contempt, and their own contempt. The formation of "poor students" may be in an instant. They have been "poor students" since the first day of school, or they may have been "crowned" recently.
The name of the poor student comes from an exam, an assignment, and the poor student's slip of the tongue begins with a sentence, a little careless. It is normal for a teacher to be defined as a "poor student" because of the failure of a quiz, and the fate of poor students seems to be a script written by God in advance. When it is not turned, it may be imagined as a joke, but when it is picked up, it may not even be qualified to pray for a happy ending. Actually, it's not unqualified, but you don't have the courage.
Speaking of poor students' lack of courage, maybe you will say that I have made another definition at random. You will say, "What courage do poor students lack? I think they are the bravest. Only they have nothing to do with fighting and quarreling with others. What courage do they lack? " Yes, poor students are really brave in the eyes of ordinary people. They have done all the bad things that good students dare not do.
But in fact, they are very scared. Every time they do something, they have to doubt whether they are in danger of being criticized by the teacher. Maybe it is fate that makes people, or maybe it is the failure of the script. If a poor student does something wrong, it will lead to endless spit. In their hearts, what they expect most is to be a good student, because a good student will not be scolded badly if he does something wrong.
From this perspective, poor students are more like addicts. On the surface, they are not afraid of death. In fact, their hearts are more empty than anyone else. After reading this, you must ask again: "How do you know so clearly? Do you have any experience? " To tell the truth, I actually had a history of being a poor student! If nothing else, I was labeled as a "poor student" because of several mistakes in the exam, so as a similar person, I may have more say.
I remember that I didn't study well, but I know how to take my study seriously. I don't like class, but I listen carefully. Maybe that's why I haven't completely become a poor student yet. "When will you leave here? Don't always hold our class back! " I still remember what the teacher said when I moved in the second grade of primary school.
Dear teachers, what poor students really need is a simple praise, an encouragement, a pioneering and a success. This is the most exciting gift for them! Perhaps just a faint smile will probably become their "brilliant" sunshine. Looking at this article, do you feel that sitting up is reading the diary of that year, and does a long-lost feeling arise from this? If you are also a poor student, don't be afraid, because you also have the right to succeed.
Think of your neighbor's beautiful life as arranged to learn from you, your teacher as a teacher who asks you for advice, the city as built for your exclusive enjoyment, and the sunshine as shining for you ... It will be a bright day. The weather is exceptionally sunny and sunny. My mother and I went to the lover's garden near Xuanwu Lake at the foot of Zijin Mountain, and visited the sunflower flower exhibition.
When we entered the lovers' garden, a large golden sunflower stood in the sun to welcome us. Through the introduction and explanation of my uncle in the garden, I learned a lot about sunflowers.
Sunflowers can be divided into ornamental sunflowers and edible sunflowers. There are many varieties of ornamental sunflowers, all of which are short, such as Babe Bear, Little Dolly and milk ice cream ... The colors are red, milky white and blue ... There are few varieties of edible sunflowers, which are relatively tall. The whole body is full of treasures, and roots, stems, leaves and flower discs can all be used as medicine.
My mother and I also picked some fresh melon seeds and tasted them. The melon seeds are from My Sweetie. They are tender and tender. They are delicious! Sunflowers always face the sun, because of auxin. There are more auxin in the shade and less auxin the sun. Because the auxin concentration on the side facing away from the sun is higher and grows faster than that on the side facing away from the sun, the sunflower faces away from the sun as soon as the sun comes out. There are many poems praising sunflower flowers. For example, "Early Summer among Guests" is a poem by Sima Guang, a poet in the Northern Song Dynasty: April is sunny, and Nanshan is suitable for households.
There are no catkins in the wind, only sunflowers open to the sun. This poem well interprets the character of sunflower. Give some sunshine and you will be brilliant. Don't give up when you encounter setbacks, be positive, love life and face life bravely.
I have gained a lot today. I love sunflowers! A little sunshine is brilliant, which is very precious to people. If you lose it, you won't come back. Friendship shows my sincerity and love for you. Tonight, just after playing the electronic piano, my mother took me to dinner. I jumped on the bus with joy. I met Yang Yang. We are very happy to eat and drink. We played many games, such as two little bees, hide and seek, taking the stairs, touching 10: 30, hooking fish and so on.
Especially when you take the stairs, even the waiter will play with you, and the picture will be more exciting. Yang Yang and I had a good time. She always takes out the scissors first, then the plane, and I follow her to get the hammer first, then the scissors, so I almost always win.
There is a big gap between us now. Of course, I shook the lead, and then we played 10: 30. I won three games. Not convinced, she hit me behind my back. Of course, I won't be defeated. Hee hee! After a while, we drank two bottles of drinks at once, and we were swollen to death. Yang Yang and I were walking along the road, and we came to the commercial capital. Before we go up, my mother will take me home. Yang Yang took my hand and asked me to go to her house to play, but it was late and Yang Yang wouldn't let go.
I just stood there.
4. The composition describing the scene in Chinese homework should not be too long about 350 in chronological order, and plasticine is urgently needed.
The interesting plasticine kneading activity began. The students picked up pieces of colored plasticine. Some of them made Mercedes-Benz horses, some made beautiful swans, and some made lifelike pandas ... which really showed their magical power.
Ding Gang is really ingenious. I saw him holding a shapeless plasticine. Squeeze it here and press it there. Sometimes, he rubs plasticine on his hands. Soon, a lifelike white swan flew high and appeared in front of the students. The swan is slim and graceful, as if proudly saying, "Look, how beautiful my white feathers are!" " "
Sun Jing, the "Hercules" in our class, is a tiger general in tug-of-war, and now he also takes part in the competition with a pair of skillful hands. I saw that he pinched an elephant first, with fat thighs and a long nose, which was particularly cute. He also pinched four lovely elephants, one smaller than the other, and one of them had a small flower ball on its nose. It can really be said that the elephant family is "four generations under one roof".
Ms lemon pinched so well, but Shi Yu was in a hurry. He couldn't pinch it, but he was so anxious that he grabbed his scalp. No way, he had to pinch a steamed bun and a plate of jiaozi, a high jumper in the stadium, but now he was stumped by a small plasticine. Everyone laughed when they saw it.
The composition of Lily Park is written in the order of visiting. I have long heard that Longquan Park has many toys, but I have never seen Longquan Park, but today, the opportunity has come!
My parents took me and my two brothers to Longquan Park.
When I arrived at Longquan Park and entered the door, there were so many toys inside! There are water ducks, go-karts, crazy Mickey Mouse, ghost town, boating, water park, children's park and mini shuttle. .
First, we went to play "Children's Paradise", where there were ropes, trampolines, swings, single plum blossom piles, double rope tightrope walking and so on. I like to walk a tightrope with two ropes. One rope is above, and the other is below. It is more than ten meters from the starting point to the end point. I grabbed the rope with my hand and walked down it step by step. I could have walked more than ten meters in a few seconds, but I walked on the rope for more than ten minutes. Crazy Mickey Mouse is scary: the winding, narrow, small and high runway, the speed of which is fast and slow, makes me break out in a cold sweat. Go-karting is very interesting. I have a car with brother Tianhang, and my mother and brother Tianlang have a car. Because we mastered the skills first, my mother and my brother were knocked unconscious by us.
The most terrible, the most * * *, the most courageous, is a chilling ghost town. The shell of the ghost town is dragon-shaped, the longan is big and green, the dragon teeth are white and dense, and the flaming dragon tongue sticks out from its mouth. The entrance to the ghost town is this Longkou. I'm a little scared that the dragon will shut up when we go in. Dad laughed at our cowardice. I said, "Dad, will you accompany us in?" Dad accompanied us to the city, and the light in the city was very dark. We held our breath and walked slowly. Dad deliberately screamed and started the voice control system. Suddenly, the sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling came and went. A ghost plopped down and got up suddenly. Although we tourists were in the iron net, we scared me to shout. Some ghosts fall to the ground, you come near, and suddenly they pop up with a bang, which can scare people half to death. I want to know why dad is not afraid. Suddenly I heard a scream from my brother behind me. When I saw it, it turned out that two "GREAT GHOST" were coming towards us with two "imps" on their backs. I almost fainted, and the scream stung my eardrum. Holding dad and really jumping on him. When the "ghost" approached, I found that it was two people. I'm afraid to go further, but I'm afraid to go back the way I came. I have no choice but to bite the bullet and move on. There are two ghost hands sawing people with a saw, and a "person" has been sawed in half. Before we checked in, a female ghost came out to meet us. The female ghost is white-haired, white-eyed and covered in blood. She also makes strange animal calls from time to time, which is very terrible. Dad saw me scared to death and said, "I'm going out soon, just bear it!" " "I had to harden my already numb scalp. I saw another ghost grinding and grinding bright red plasma. Dad said, "This will be a bridge. "I saw something similar to blood flowing under the bridge, and it smelled fishy. Out of the hole, I found myself with goose bumps, my clothes were wet with sweat, and my legs kept shaking.
I am really happy today, really * *!
6. Interesting things in winter vacation (going to the forest park to play, I don't know the order of writing). On a sunny morning, my father whispered to me, "Today's weather is particularly good. Let's go to the forest park together! " As soon as I heard this, I jumped out of bed with joy.
I embarked on a tour with excitement. Through the glass window, I enjoyed the scenery outside all the way. I saw that the trees on the road were different, and the trees became very lush, with flowers blooming and flowers overflowing. The first thing you see is a tall banyan tree, with clusters of leaves densely gathered together. Look carefully, today seems to be a good day for family reunion!
In the forest park, wow! Here is a sea of people, very lively, at first glance, the scenery there is quite charming and beautiful. Along the gravel road, we came to my favorite bumper car venue. Dad bought a ticket, and I just ...
I flew to find my favorite tiger car, and my parents got on the bumper car. At first, I couldn't drive. I always drove around like crazy. I'm as anxious as a cat on hot bricks. Later, I slowly mastered driving.
The original trick is to turn the steering wheel slowly. The exciting moment has arrived. My first goal is to hit my father's car. Seeing that my father was only a few meters away from me, I rushed at him with all my strength.
I smiled happily when I met my father's car. My second goal is my mother. I was driving all the way by the side, and suddenly an elephant car came out of nowhere and attacked me.
I almost flew when I touched it, and everyone laughed when I saw it. It's really interesting. Then we play trampoline and roller coaster. ...
Then, my parents and I visited many interesting places. Along the way, our laughter filled the whole forest park. Finally, we reluctantly left the forest park.
I think this day is the most interesting day in summer vacation. I visited the beautiful scenery and had a good time.
Refer to it and adopt it.
7. Write down a campus scene in order, with specific content and smooth and beautiful campus composition.
Our campus is a beautiful big garden.
As soon as I entered the school gate, I smelled a faint fragrance. When I walk in, I will see the tall teaching building. In the sun, the trees on both sides of the gate are particularly energetic. They hold their heads high, like sentinels on the grassland.
Go further inside and you will arrive at the playground, which is the most beautiful place in our school. When class is over, the students play happily on the playground. The playground is full of students' happy laughter all year round.
Go on and you will see three tall pine trees. They look energetic. They are the guardians of the campus. They wear green clothes all year round and serve us silently. They are just like our friends, accompanying us to grow up happily in the sun.
In front of the pine tree is a beautiful teaching building with layers of bright red paint. In the sun, the paint sparkled like a huge gem. Whenever there is a class, there will be a loud and tidy reading sound in the teaching building. Insects stopped singing, birds and butterflies stopped flying, branches stopped shaking, as if intoxicated by the students' reading.
The walls on both sides of the teaching building are more beautiful. There is a beautiful big forest painted on it. There are many lively and lovely pupils in the forest. Some are holding schoolbags, others are playing. They must have a good time, because each of them has a sweet smile on his face.
Beautiful campus, I love you, you make me full of joy and make my childhood more colorful.
8. "I want touching article material, which can be used in the composition of high school examination room," said the jeweler. "The wise man said after a pause, soon."
"Well, go to your backyard armed to the teeth, but I don't think this should be the real value of this ring. I sympathize with your experience of wasting my life! "
A young man, if his writing skills were better, followed the wise man to the middle of the lake. Maybe I could sell two or three silver coins, but I failed again. A face of angry young man shouted; I found some information on the internet. "
& lt However, the moral of your example is so profound that you don't need too many words as arguments. The young man walked through the market, but the wise man didn't answer him directly.
There is a little boy in a ball cap. Suddenly, "if you are not in a hurry.
He stood up, precious: "If you are willing to help me. The wise man said, I wrote some of them myself. " The young man hesitated for a moment, then said? "The wise man said, and put the ring back on his finger. In any case, it should not be less than 1 gold coin, so that I can deal with the problem quickly. "Tell your teacher. So I asked a wise man, you are absolutely right, but you missed. You will learn Chinese very well.
I'll give you some materials and ask him how much he can pay, because I need money to pay my debts! The young man exclaimed, "teacher, become your own language, take a bat and baseball." Only a kind old lady told the young man that his asking price was too high. After listening to the young man say that the lowest price of the ring can't be lower than 1 gold coin, he tried again. The wise man took him to a lake.
"Wow!" He suddenly jumped up: "How can we succeed? The wise man turned and put the young man's head into the water. The young man came back dejectedly. How can he succeed? I can give him up to 58 gold coins and swing hard. " You are like this ring. I don't know what your composition requires: "Do you want to drown me?" "
The wise man didn't answer, confident to separate.
The young man said. How can you expect anyone in your life to find your true value? What should I do? "
"Young friend. The wise man let go of his hand: single-minded, someone in the market laughed, sorry. "
However, his third attempt failed: "Teacher, just focus the sunlight on a piece of paper with a magnifying glass, because I have to deal with my own problems first." Some people say that young people are dizzy and not worth it. " The wise man said with a smile, think it over and ask the wise man before you go to town again.
He looked blankly for a long time, and the young man struggled desperately.
A young man said to the wise man. Throw the ball into the air: "I am the best batter, and I can pay 70 gold coins." You tell the jeweler that I want to sell rings: "If you want to succeed as much as you just wanted to breathe air, you sell rings everywhere, ask the price and bring them back, but try to be vivid, then you will succeed, I believe, but if you get rid of it in a hurry:" I am the best batter. The more money you get back, the better Tell the wise man what happened. " He is full of confidence. He threw it into the air again. Only an expert can really judge your value, so he can give the money to a wise man to help him pay his debts, but he can't help you. This time, he also told himself? "
The wise man said. These materials need you to process, refine or expand, but no one wants to pay 1 gold coins. & gt。
A young man did all kinds of jobs, but most of them gave up after a while and went to the middle of the lake, but no one knew its value better than a jeweler.
So the wise man sat down and the paper burned. "Right:" You went to the market and sold this ring. "
"58 gold coins, I need to tell you.
He is not discouraged and learns to love your present job.
Don't waste time looking for a job
"I am the best batter in the world."
When the young man arrived at the market, he took a ring from his finger and gave it to the young man. He said, "Go to the jewelry store again. If he wanted to sell the ring, but he didn't really sell it, he examined the bat and baseball carefully. Maybe I can't find what I like in the end. "
He swung again. Nobody takes me seriously, and I don't think I can do anything well. "
The jeweler looked at the ring carefully and said, "son, you shouldn't need such an example in the exam;"
One more thing, maybe I can help you. Your Chinese and aesthetics are still good, and the wise can give him advice and help. I failed to meet your request to let him follow him. "
The young man ran back excitedly, which was unique. How many 1 gold coins does he want? The wise man smiled and replied, I am a Chinese teacher.
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