Xinxin's joke

Robber: "Tell me the password of the safe! I will kill you if I don't tell you! "

Female employee: "Don't say it! Kill me and don't say anything! Even if you spoil me, I won't tell you! ! "

The robber looked the female staff up and down and scolded, "You want to be beautiful!" " 2

A reporter went to the Antarctic to interview 100 penguins! Ask these penguins what they are doing all day!

The first one said, "Eat, sleep and beat peas."

The second said, "Eat, sleep and beat peas."

I have been asking 99 of them. When I asked100th, I said, "Eat and sleep."

The reporter asked, "Why don't you fight peas?"

Penguin said, "Shit, I'm Doudou."

Zhao Benshan rode a donkey into town and happened to meet Fan Wei!

Wei Fan asked, "Have you eaten?"

Zhao Benshan said, "Eat!"

Fan Wei proudly said, "I asked the donkey, what did you say!" "

Zhao Benshan turned and fanned the donkey twice and scolded, "There are relatives in the city who don't say anything."

A chubby middle-aged woman in a yellow T-shirt came in the street!

A few words were written on the T-shirt on the chest: "I am a virgin!" " "

Passers-by stopped curiously, and the fat woman walked past them with a smile.

Then the crowd dispersed in a hubbub!

It turned out that the fat woman also had a line on her back: "That was a long time ago."

A group of fireflies are flying in the air, and one of them doesn't shine!

The other asked him curiously, "Brother, why don't you shine?"

The firefly replied, "Hey, my buddy forgot to pay the electricity bill last month!" " "

There was a man who got airsick by plane and couldn't help vomiting. Ask the stewardess to bring a plastic bag quickly!

Unexpectedly, I was dizzy, and the plastic bag was full soon!

The stewardess said, "Please be patient, I'll change it!" " "

When the stewardess came back, she found that she had been vomited all over the floor!

The stewardess asked angrily, "What's the matter?"

The passenger said, "I took a sip as soon as I saw that I was going to throw up. I didn't expect everyone else to throw up!" "