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Han Han's "One Degree Below Zero"

1 The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and this is how people follow what they say. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions may not have their own ideas, and many people go there because there are many people.

2. The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that quilts do not need to be folded - —It was originally meant to be spread out to sleep—but this was also the first thing that was refuted. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules.

3. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some Ph.D.s actually don’t have much progress in knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that even ghosts can’t understand it.

4. If we can produce all-rounders in this era, it is to take exams. The blessing of education and the misfortune of this era. If there was, he would be the king among men, but unfortunately there is not, so we had to remove the "king" from the character "全". What the times need is just talents.

5. The current education problem is that no one goes to take a bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath wearing cotton-padded jackets.

6. You can only wait but not chase the trend. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that has just left, we usually Others cannot catch up.

7. China looks down on people who talk big words. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they encountered normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes. Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence.

8. It is better for me to become a phenomenon and to have unqualified thoughts and morals than to have no thoughts at all.

9. Hating someone for four years is more powerful than loving someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.

10. I don’t like to be trapped by nature, and I often violate class rules. The class teacher often punishes me to copy the class rules 20 times, so I have to hold three pens at the same time. I often tell people that this is how I got my good calligraphy skills.

11. There are very few beauties on the street, because these days, there are more beauties who go to bed once a day than there are beauties who go to the street once a day. All girls, if they are a little bit pretty, are standing in the big hotel; if they are very pretty, they are sleeping in the big hotel; if they are extremely pretty, they are lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

12. The gate of Zhouzhuang is full of all kinds of buses, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials.

13. Occupying the latrine Shit is hateful. In fact, the most hateful thing is waiting in the pit after pooping.

14. After a man falls out of love, he will either commit suicide or fall in love again, and the requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if you can eat the same thing, If your sweetheart is suddenly snatched away, you will naturally try your best to find one with similar tastes - this logic only applies when the woman betrays her or her pursuit of her fails. If two people no longer have feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and there is no need to eat food that becomes smellier with each passing day.

15. Fame is like the hair on the back of your head. You can’t see it, but others can see it at a glance.

16. Mathematics, physics, chemistry, Chinese, and English are all very good. Music, sports, and computer scores are zero. I can’t even turn on my phone, and I’m still an honors student. But if I am ridiculously good at music, sports, and computers, and speak Portuguese like a native speaker, but fail math, English, and chemistry, I am also a poor student.

17. An adult over the age of 18 still doesn’t know what his future ideals are and what he likes. That is really a failure of education.

18. Mathematics is about doing, keep doing it, until you find that you have done all the questions on the test paper when you take the exam, that’s it.

19. When I was in school, I liked playing football. Some people ridiculed me and said that I would never be able to play in the national team. No matter how good I was, I would be better than Ronaldo. What’s the point of playing? No more kicking.

Well, if you like to drive, let me tell you, no matter how hard you drive, you can’t drive to the McLaren team, and no matter how fast you drive, you can’t drive faster than Schumacher. What’s the point of driving? Your driver’s license will be confiscated. .

20. When you fall in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you think you are good-looking and have face, but in the office, you think finding a rich guy is face-saving. In fact, all you love is face.

21. During the fight against SARS, some airlines offered a 40% discount on air tickets for teachers and medical staff, which was very confusing. It feels like there are not enough nurses and all the young female teachers are on the front lines. However, I really don’t see what teachers have to do with SARS other than teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. So I am a cleaner, can I get a 40% discount on flying?

Introduction

The first part of "One Degree Below Zero" (Collected Works of Han Han) includes narrative essays recalling childhood life, and the second part It is a newly created short story, as well as some essays, which once again show Han Han's "extraordinary talent as if he could speak a thousand words on a horse." In the book, celebrities such as Liu Yong, Qiong Yao, Jin Yong, Wang Shuo, Nicholas Tse, and Stephen Chow are teased and presented as an 18-year-old The 20-year-old boy analyzed them one by one.

About the author

Han Han was born on September 23, 1982 in Jinshan, Shanghai, China. Chinese professional rally and track racing driver, writer and director. In 1998, he won the first prize in the "New Concept" essay contest with "Peeping People in the Cup". Han Han began writing the novel "Three Gates" in March 1999. Since its publication, it has sold more than 2 million copies. He is currently a professional racing driver for Shanghai Volkswagen 333 Racing Team. Representative works: "Three Doors", "Manuscript 2003", "1988 I Want to Talk to the World", "Youth", "Confession and Farewell". "Thirty-eight Degrees Below Zero" is a spy war drama written and directed by director Jiang Kaiyang, starring He Wei and Wang Likun. The play is set in the three eastern provinces of the 1940s, showing the vicious underground fighting under the rule of the puppet Manchukuo. In the play, female surgeon Chang Qing and film projectionist Nian Dingbang were originally a happy couple. However, both of them had a secret that the other could not know - one was a member of the Chinese underground party, and the other faked his death and lived in seclusion. Kuomintang agents. In a secret arms deal, various forces gradually surfaced, and the couple became involved in a conflict. Let's take a look at the classic lines of Thirty-Eight Degrees Below:

1. Unfortunately, you didn't see the particularly exciting passage just now.

2. Our three-year life is not a disguise. It is made by us using sorghum rice, sticky bean buns, simple meals, firewood, rice, oil and salt every day. It takes more than a thousand days. I use these more than a thousand days to fulfill my duty. , fighting against the world, just in exchange for two train tickets to Kunming, nothing more.

3. You think I am Hong Gu, and I admit it, but you can’t let me kill people. I can’t kill people, and I don’t dare to.

4. I think this is the only one that is special, because it cannot match all the glass fragments, or in other words, cannot be spliced ??together. The evidence is right in front of me, so Dong Yushan’s death is not at all related. It was not an accident, but a real murder

5. - That Aunt Hong is dead, that page has been turned, and between you and me, Aunt Hong does not exist.

——What does it mean that the page has been turned? You are Honggu or Honggu. I just want to know, what is your mission in Nian Dingbang?

——No!

——Are you the Kuomintang? She also said she was not Hong Gu.

6. Our patience has its limits. Either you get rid of Dong Yushan, or you wait to collect the body of your wife!

7. I don’t know who to confess to, but it’s not God, not the Virgin, or Jesus. Maybe it’s my own conscience. But just to fight against the invaders, for the security of my country, and for the security of more people’s lives, I have no choice.

8. - The task I give you now is to go to Kunming as soon as possible.

——I just left for my own happy and peaceful life. I felt like a deserter.

9. - I used to be a movie player and didn’t know anything. If you hadn't fallen in love...

——You are by no means as simple as a movie player.

10. Hong Gu has been betrayed by the Fuxing Society and assassinated by the Japanese in Fengtian. In the military command files, the codename Hong Gu has been stamped with the stamp of death. This is just a code name, a code name that leads to death. It’s gone, it’s gone. Now I’m just a man who wants to take his wife back to his hometown. Yijunhua's famous sayings

1. She will fall into this swamp step by step and fall into love forever. All her struggles will be in vain. ----"The Boiled God"

2. The so-called love, you will never know how fragile it actually is until it ends. ----"I am a shemale, who am I afraid of?"

3. Being young is not an excuse for misunderstanding the truth, nor is it an excuse for others to forgive you. ----"Fairy Eyes"

4. In a person's life, some people seek glory and wealth, while others seek stability in this world. However, after all, life is not about gods and Buddhas who respond to your requests and give you whatever you want. ----"Evil in the East Wind"

5. I won't cry, because when I cry, it will think that I am unhappy. ----"Dear, drive!" "

6. Qiaoer looked back at him, and she was still smiling: "Bodhisattva, in fact, I will never become an immortal, no matter how much immortality I cultivate. You Buddhists pay attention to the four aspects of life, Abiding, changing, and dying, abandoning distracting thoughts, and escaping from the six paths of reincarnation. And my seven emotions and six desires have already been integrated into my soul. They have no birth, no dwelling, no difference, and no death." ---- "Dear, Drive" < 7. After saying that, I quickly raised my head and turned my eyes to Murong Yan - I thought... I must have learned the golden seed. Is it possible that I can't learn the golden seed? ? How can I hold a heavy army in my hands, and how can I love and guide you my whole life, Your Majesty? ----"Wait until people come and learn nothing"

8. All the promises in the world can be broken by me. Only she, as long as she speaks, I dare not forget. ----"Dear, Drive"

9. In that spring boudoir dream, the flowers on the street were like brocade last year, but today the willows on the building are green again, why there is no news after I left, and the begonias bloomed on me Until now. ----"Who am I afraid of if I am a shemale?"

10. There are some people of this kind, and we have to know that they should laugh and stay away. When the month is over, how can the moon be far away from the person's personality? So I spend my whole life, preferring to live and die day and night, and live in the moment when the years are far away and you can talk to me again when you leave, how about you, great people? ----"Wasteless I say learning more is more true"

11. It turns out that it is just a mirror image after all. No matter how hard I try, you are still an illusion. ----"The Cold-faced Host and the Monk's Wife"

12. When Xiangxiang occasionally passes by the Niu Ma Market in Mayi City, she will think of the time when she held up a translucent red stone and reflected in it, That young man with beautiful trees facing the wind. When the swallow returns, I hope you are well. It's a pity that time is easy to damage, how can it be safe? Han Xu and Xiang Xiang that year had long since dispersed. Of course there will be regrets, and of course there will be people who miss the scenery they missed. A pleasant life, not every relationship has to be like this. The abundant fruits in autumn and the withered flowers in spring are not lived in vain. A wise man will skip the shocking chapters and leave behind those simple and subtle beauties for people to remember and think about throughout their lives.

Thank you for meeting you in the most glorious time. ----"Evil in the East Wind"

13. "Don't be sad Jian, have you ever played hide-and-seek? Qiao'er hides quietly, Jian comes looking for him, and when he finds Qiao'er, Jian belongs to us. Jian, we It’s time to start a new round of games. It’s just that in the next life, I will forget you again. You must be patient and don’t worry when you can’t find it.” ---- "Tears of Love: The End of Time"

14. The monsters who have not lived for thousands of years have long been hardened into a heart of stone. ----"The Fairy Meat"

15. I won't mind. Era, each era has different styles and aesthetics. You may be able to stand at the top of this literary world, but no matter how high you stand, the world will never be yours alone. ----"Once a King"

16. The more talents you have, the more successful you will be. No matter whether you feel the opposite role or the supporting role, you will find that "the phoenix changes me into a long and narrow one, and the thing becomes noble when it comes." "The appearance is as beautiful as the time, and you can feel that you are a daughter, and you can go to life and death. Even if you have a teacher's style, you will overturn everything in life." I don’t know the real story of a woman. I can fight right. I don’t need you to come to fight. I don’t need you to know how to fight. If a man is worried about fighting for them, he will die. As long as you know how to fight, I will hand you a rose as long as you know how to fight. Every time outsiders wipe out the thorns before they worry too much. ----"A lover's tears should always come to an end"

17. The summer wind blew over Guo Yishang's face, tenderizing Teng Wenzhiya----"Waste away from home and Guo Yishang can "Jia Li Xue Zhong Zu"

18. There is a person who will be your world. Even if the sky falls and the earth falls, as long as he is by my side, there is no danger that can make me afraid.

19. But Zange, are you trembling? No, why should I tremble? It's not too late for me to be happy. The entire Central Plains should raise a toast to celebrate. Well, what should we drink to celebrate tonight? Ah, I’ve become a monk and can’t drink alcohol, so if I’m replacing a bar with tea, what kind of tea is that? Zangge, you smile so strangely, are you sad? Why should I be sad? I am happy, yes, I am happy. Do you think any man should be grateful for your favor? Do you think you can make a man love you forever if you insult him? No, I have become a monk. I am now a monk. A monk should have all the four elements. ----"The Cold-faced Host and the Monk's Wife"

20. "But, if I am with you, I can purify my lustful desires, maybe... maybe..." He did not say any more in the end, even though The only audience is yourself. It's been too long, even the protagonist has left the scene, what's the point of those ifs. ----"Dear, drive!" 》

21. It’s so strange that there are no species in this world. Some people ask for more, but they don’t get it. Some people abandon the species. They just count. The hair changes like a crotch. ----"Abandoning the big number and changing it to home but the heart is ten"

22. Love is like gnashing one's teeth but not fully hating it, and tearing one's heart but not being able to give up! ----"The Wasted General"

23. His expression, his voice, the winding lines on the corners of his clothes, everything about him is enough to be recalled thousands of times, in the dark or in the dark. The bright river is tangled with thousands of flowers and leaves growing into the sky. Maybe a woodcutter has seen all the withered glory and asks why he loves? But at the beginning of being a distant person, my heart beat faster for the first time, I was at a loss for the first time, I missed my love for the first time. Who can tell clearly why love? ----"The Wasted Queen General"

24. When Duck Mother and the others came to hold me back, I didn't want to make up for Cheng Cheng's punches and kicks - I didn't do that. If you practice Sanda, even if you hit a few more times, isn't it just a matter of a few days? I just want to tell her - even if I lose, you can't win. ----"I am a transvestite, who am I afraid of?"

25. In the past, Fanke Yuesheng would cry a little when he looked at her, but he would have someone to deal with it if nothing happened. Now that I can no longer cry, I inevitably have to do it myself.

I can regard Ke Yuesheng as He Yuesheng, but I have not qualified Shijue as Ke Yuesheng as Ke Yuesheng as Ke Yuesheng as Ke Yuesheng as He Yuesheng as He Yuesheng, so I hope you can also treat He Ke Yuesheng as Ke Yuesheng as Xindu. ----"Inside the Narcissus Meat"

26. He has said sincerely what love is from heaven. Maybe love is just a matter of success in a certain moment, suddenly and then backward. I want to be with the same person forever until she is angry. ---- "It's good to think about what's useless"

27. Each pair of seeds naturally creates a hot and cold season in the road, and the seasons are clearly defined when they are planted in the home. ----"It's good to think about what's useless"

28. Jiang Bilan rushed up to her like crazy and wanted to scratch her face, but she sideways avoided it and looked back at Murong Yan. I knew I shouldn't say anything, but I didn't know why, so I still asked, "Does Your Majesty think so too?" Murong Yan, tell me you know what kind of person I am. Even if it was a lie, it made me feel that being with me all the way was not a joke. ----"The Wasted General"

29. The car speed gradually increased, turned the corner, and drove on the avenue with mottled light and shadow among the trees beside the road, as if traveling through a time tunnel. His figure was finally no longer visible. In the car at that time, Huang Yue sang the drama sadly, which was only a fraction of the overall situation and usually did not have a beginning or ending. ----"Who am I afraid of if I am a shemale?"

30. Maybe one day, you will also be silent, world. This wilderness, so much wandering and separation, finally turns into garbled code in your memory. I will remember the peach blossoms that never fade in the south of the Yangtze River, I will remember the wind and sand that never ceases in the Central Plains, I will remember my white horse that never grew horns in Jiuli City, I will remember the grasslands of Yanqiu and the sunset at the wind praying platform, But one day, will you remember me? Or, you just treat everything as a joke in the name of a post in a place called the official forum, and one day, when the joke even loses its punchline, you slowly sink it. ----"Who am I afraid of if I am a shemale?" Annual New Year's Eve blessing copy

New Year's Eve refers to the night of the last day of the twelfth lunar month every year, and it is connected with the New Year (the first day of the first lunar month). , New Year’s Eve should be when the whole family sits around a table to eat New Year’s Eve dinner. So what kind of sentence can describe New Year’s Eve? This site recommends "Annual New Year's Eve Blessing Copywriting" for you, hoping it can help you learn! Annual New Year's Eve Blessings Copywriting Part 1

1. When New Year's Eve comes, people laugh, hang lanterns, good luck, stick spring couplets, happy brows, firecrackers blast, worries disappear, fireworks bloom, good luck surrounds, reunion dumplings, A package of happiness, strong friendship, and blessings. May happiness and good luck accompany you!

2. Reunion and New Year’s Eve dinners are indispensable without wine. I asked for some wealth from the God of Wealth, some luck from the Lucky Star, some sweetness from the God of Love, and even climbed up to the Eight Gods to get some luck from the Jade Emperor. I ordered some auspicious rice, which has been brewing for the entire Year of the Tiger, and the blessing wine was delivered as scheduled. I wish you good wine in hand on New Year’s Eve and may happiness follow you.

3. New Year’s Eve, a year of happiness, the whole family enjoys a happy reunion; hanging lanterns and pasting Spring Festival couplets, the family is full of happiness; making dumplings and steaming rice cakes, it is delicious and sweet; watching the Spring Festival Gala , fireworks are set off, and another year is booming. On New Year's Eve, I wish everyone a happy new year.

4. New Year’s Eve is here, firecrackers are set off, dumplings are cooked, and the family reunion is really lively. Visiting relatives and friends, sending my sincere blessings to them all. I wish everyone happiness and eternity.

5. New Year’s Eve is coming, Spring Festival is coming, have achievements, don’t be proud, have failed, don’t die, work hard together, fire the cannon, good luck, fall from the sky, share it together, everyone is happy. Good luck every day, may the stars shine every day! Happy Chinese New Year!

6. I love you with all my heart, I will never leave you, I will have you happily and sweetly, I will take care of you sincerely, I will love you until I grow old, and I will express my true feelings with every word. Happy New Year!

7. At this moment, I miss you the most. Let the clouds carry your heartfelt blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you a happy new year. Happy New Year's Eve!

8. Drink the New Year's glass of wine, get drunk with memories and possessions, celebrate with relatives and friends, sweetness and happiness surround your heart, have a virtuous wife, filial son and a prosperous career, and live a happy and good life.

Have a happy new year.

9. On New Year’s Eve, cross the threshold of time and walk towards the embrace of spring! Welcome the new year and move towards new glory and creation! I wish my dearest friend good luck, good things, and dreams come true.

10. Paste red couplets, happiness pours into the heart; light dazzling fireworks, happiness pours into the heart; wrap dumplings for reunion, and everything goes into the heart; send New Year's Eve greetings, wonderful Full of emotions; New Year’s Eve is here, I wish you and your family joy and happiness!

11. When the auspicious bell rang, joy swept across the world, and happiness infected the crowd; firecrackers resounded through the sky, and joy merged into the ocean; fireworks decorated the sky, and happiness enveloped the world. Relatives and friends; time freezes the beauty, and friends send blessings: I wish you endless happiness and a good mood on New Year's Eve!

12. In the floating life, I only respect the old man, and the road to Chang'an is covered with snow.

13. The New Year is coming. I send you a "new" and a happy new year; ", prosperous; give you a "salary", a generous salary. Happy Spring Festival!

14. New Year’s Eve is more like New Year’s Eve, when the whole family is reunited. Close the door for the New Year’s Eve dinner and turn on the TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala. There was a big party on New Year's Eve, and the blessing messages never stopped. The bells ring to welcome the new year, and firecrackers blast to celebrate the new year. Happy New Year’s Eve and auspicious Year of the Tiger!

15. New Year’s Eve is so wonderful; pasting Spring Festival couplets, it’s so lively; cutting window flowers, having fun; singing a song, the heart never grows old; happy things have arrived; a family , all laughed. May your New Year’s Eve be filled with happiness and your family be happy.

16. The sound of firecrackers on New Year’s Eve bids farewell to the old year. The old will not go away and the new will not come; New Year’s Eve blessings are full of love, love deep enough, and go far enough. Happy New Year’s Eve, dear friends! Happiness forever!

17. Spring Festival weather forecast: Around New Year’s Eve, laughter sweeps the world, banknotes will rain in large areas, and gold bars are scattered in some areas. Your mobile phone will be filled with blessings, and the joy will continue to increase. This weather will last until the 15th !

18. Ride the health express, walk through the avenue of happiness, hold the jade Ruyi, carry the gold ingot, hold the peace fruit, carry the auspicious tree on the back, and then give these to you. Don't be too moved! Because I want you to have a happy New Year's Eve!

19. On New Year’s Eve, every household is busy watching the New Year’s Eve. Lights illuminate the four walls, and melon seeds and snacks are placed on the table. Put on new clothes for the New Year and watch the party until the bell rings. The whole family gathers together and has endless fun, and the warm spring light overflows the room. I hope the New Year will come early and the sound of firecrackers will convey good luck. Happy New Year’s Eve!

20. The north wind is whistling and snowflakes are falling. I get on the train and rush home. I miss my relatives and friends and my parents. On New Year’s Eve, we talk about family. The little text messages contain concern. I wish my parents good health and good business with my friends every day. Hair, your lover’s smile is as beautiful as a flower, may you live a happy and prosperous life! Annual New Year's Eve Blessing Copywriting Part 2

21. May sweetness accompany you every day, may warmth accompany you every moment, may peace be with you every minute, may happiness be with you Live every second! I wish you a good mood every day in the New Year!

22. Pine nuts and corn, I wish you a prosperous life.

23. Today is New Year’s Eve. There are obviously fewer vehicles and pedestrians on the road; they all go home to celebrate the New Year and enjoy the joy of this moment!

24. The Spring Festival is a traditional festival for all ethnic groups in my country. More than 100 years ago, the folk artist "Bai Ben Zhang" once wrote in his songbook: "In the first month of the year, every family celebrates the New Year and the Lantern Festival. Look at the lanterns, the moon is full, flower boxes are everywhere, and the firecrackers are noisy, attracting people to the streets and alleys. "This is a vivid picture of the Spring Festival in history.

25. Firecrackers bid farewell to the old year and celebrate the new year rejoicing; firecrackers explode into the sky, making a lot of money in the coming year; firecrackers explode loudly, money flows like water; firecrackers explode at the end, money is earned; firecrackers are set off every now and then, May the coming year be prosperous! Happy New Year’s Eve!

26. The New Year is approaching. I wish you great fortune, small fortunes, unexpected fortunes, and endless wealth; family, friendship, and love, and good luck; good luck in officialdom, wealth, and peach blossoms; and good luck to your loved ones, relatives, and friends.

27. Wave the lucky broom to "clear" the worries of the Year of the Rabbit; pick up the happy spoon to "pack" the joy of the Year of the Dragon; edit the blessing text messages to "load" the New Year's Eve wishes. I wish you a happy New Year's Eve and good luck in the Year of the Dragon.

28. The Spring Festival is coming, and the New Year is coming. I wish you: God’s peace! The sweet and lucky joy that quietly brings you happiness! Miss you, every day! Thinking of the laughter of the past, recalling the warm caress, may all our days be filled with joy. Happy Chinese New Year and may all your wishes come true every year!

29. New Year’s Eve is here! At nine o'clock I wish you long-term happiness, at ten o'clock I wish you perfection, at eleven o'clock I wish you smooth sailing, and at zero o'clock I wish you all your troubles! Good wishes are handed over tonight, and I wish your life will become sweeter every year!

30. This is the moment of sharing happiness, the moment of missing you, my friend, the moment of blessing and caring, the moment of hope and dreams coming true. I wish you: Happy New Year and happy holidays!

31. I miss you very much at this moment, please take care of yourself for me. New year and new atmosphere, I wish you a good start in everything!

32. Another happy year, be sure to smile.

33. On New Year’s Eve, my heart is happy, and I have a rest after a year of hard work. Fruits and melon seeds were placed by the table, and the family gathered around to watch the Spring Festival Gala. Commenting on the show and rewards, short talk among parents is safe. Once the midnight bell rings, firecrackers go off to welcome the New Year. Send text messages quickly on your mobile phone, and send blessings and greetings to your heart. Happy New Year’s Eve!

34. New Year’s Eve is noisy, and blessings express deep affection. There are more blessing text messages than firecrackers, the blessing sounds are louder than firecrackers, the blessings are louder than firecrackers, and the blessings are earlier than firecrackers. Happy New Year's Eve!

35. The crackling of firecrackers brings good luck to bid farewell to the old and welcomes the new. Pour a full bottle of wine to toast the elders. May you be healthier in the coming year. Make a wish for peace. May your family business be prosperous and your days be sweet. Blessings will be transmitted through the airwaves. Happy New Year’s Eve and family fun, New Year’s Eve, I wish you happiness!

36. A new beginning, new hope, a new day and new sunshine, starting a new pursuit, sowing new dreams, turning a new page, and writing new glory. As the new year begins, I send you my deepest blessings and a happy new year.

37. New Year’s Eve is coming, eat dumplings, and happiness will surround you; the Year of the Sheep is coming, life will be wonderful, and all diseases and confusion will escape; firecrackers will be set off, singing will be heard, and good luck will be reported; text messages will be coming, let’s laugh and be blessed The twin stars of Lu will shine upon you. Happy New Year's Eve!

38. From New Year's Eve to the coming of the New Year, good luck is rolling in; the sound of firecrackers is overwhelming, happiness and joy are endless; text messages and blessings are sent to me, wishing you everything goes well. Friends, I wish you endless happiness and smiles on New Year’s Eve!

39. A color is called red, which is always full of joy. A kind of flower is called fireworks, which is always blooming. A kind of text is called a text message, which is always full of blessings. I wish you good luck every year. Safety.

40. As soon as New Year’s Eve arrives, I look forward to reunion, but it’s harder to fall asleep. I miss my relatives and friends from all over the world, care about each other from all over the world, and send my best wishes to Liuhe. Lanterns in seven colors are hung, red spring couplets from all directions, and nine states are happily connected. , very happy and sweet. Happy reunion on New Year's Eve. Annual New Year's Eve Blessing Copywriting Part 3

41. Light a wishful red candle, post an auspicious Spring Festival couplet, hang a pair of peaceful lanterns, light a burst of happy fireworks, and sing a happy song Firecrackers, keep a happy New Year's Eve. Dear friend, I wish you a happy New Year’s Eve.

42. Red lanterns, how cute they are, brought to you by the red fire. Red blessing words are coming, peace and happiness are given to you. Red agate, showing nobility, you will be a famous person this year, I wish you the best. Celebrate the Year of the Ox with great success!

43. My thoughts for you are like the curl of light smoke, and my blessing for you is like the tinkling sound of the gurgling stream. Maybe time will fade away the past, maybe spaces will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still the friendship you gave me. Say to you again: Happy New Year!

44. Then everyone watched the Spring Festival Gala together. When the bell rang in the new year, we set off the first firecrackers in the new year and fell into a sweet dream.

45. No matter whether you were more sad than happy or joyful than lonely in the past year, you hope that at this moment you can forget the past and start over.

46. On New Year’s Eve, four dishes and one soup are presented: braised for happiness, steamed for friendship, stir-fried for wealth, boiled for health, daily happy soup, and a bottle of Lanling aged good-luck wine. A bowl of worry-free rice, I wish you good luck and everything goes well!

47. Meeting at first sight is fate, meeting again is attachment, and meeting again is destiny, so follow me. Happy New Year, my dear!

48. A piece of chalk writes the little bits of life, the white hair on the temples depicts the picture of life, the three-foot podium is full of hard work and sweat. As the new year comes, I send you my deepest blessings. I wish you a happy New Year's Eve. Happy and smiling.

49. Let this beautiful blessing from me fly through the radio waves, across mountains, across surging rivers, past high-rise buildings, and fly to your side: Teacher, Happy New Year!

50. May you be safe and happy.

51. After a busy year, dear teacher, your New Year is here again. Thank you for your help and care for me, and thank you for everything you have done for us. No matter when and where you are, you will always be my good teacher! Happy New Year!

52. Money comes rolling in with spring, and happiness comes with joy. Qi Ji leaps towards the beautiful scenery, and the earth flows with gold and everything is new. If you live in a high place, your wealth will be prosperous, and your family will be prosperous and prosperous. Gather together to welcome the New Year and spend the festive season happily. Happy New Year's Eve!

53. May sweetness accompany you every day, may warmth accompany you every moment, may peace accompany you every minute, may happiness spend every second with you! I wish you a good mood every day in the New Year.

54. It’s New Year’s Eve again in a blink of an eye, and every household welcomes the New Year. The text message sends sincere wishes and deep friendship by your side. May you get rid of your physical fatigue and be refreshed with a new look; may you get rid of your worries and have smooth sailing and a smile on your face. Happy New Year’s Eve!

55. Countless stars light up and write your name in the sky. When the snowflakes fall, they can send my thoughts and blessings to you! Happy New Year!

56. I hope you who are tired at this moment can work hard and persist for a while, and you will naturally be more happy.

57. On New Year’s Eve, get rid of sorrows, get rid of worries, welcome happiness, and welcome beauty. May good luck accompany you, good luck favor you, safety rely on you, health loves you, happiness kisses you, and happiness embraces you!

58. I forget to wish you happiness in my usual busy life, and some wishes are missing from my past memories. New Year’s Eve comes in full compliance with my expectations, with my dependence on you and with me. I miss you, my friend, let us make progress hand in hand in the next year!

59. On the happy New Year’s Eve night, the “auspicious sky” floats with blessing clouds, the “happy ocean” adds waves of joy, the “beautiful mountain” bursts of joy, and “blessing messages” Sending blessings: I wish you wear "gold" and "silver" on New Year's Eve, and wish you "good luck" and "good luck"!

60. It’s New Year’s Eve again, and the wanderers are anxious to return home. The family celebrates the reunion and smiles over the wine. Say goodbye to the old year and welcome the new year, and stay safe every year. Lanterns are hung high, and wealth comes rolling in. The text message conveys blessings and I wish you lots of happiness!