Want to be a man's joke?

1. After the English listening test, I realized that some words are only for people who understand.

Don't be silly, only mosquitoes never leave you in this hot summer.

3. You can't make money if you are a dead vine and an old tree. I'm still alone, and no one wants to be blind if I'm ugly.

The only reason to hand in the papers in advance is that the people around you are of no use.

I would rather believe in ghosts in the world than the fickle beauty of women.

6. When I was a child, I always wondered whether I would go to Tsinghua or Peking University when I grew up. Later, I found out that I was thinking too much.

7. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.

8. The secret of a man's longevity: eat the food that his stomach can digest and marry the woman that he can support.

9. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

10. When you grow up, you master a special skill and don't learn other skills. You can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

1 1. Generally, when people ask me if I'm busy, I always say I'm busy. According to my experience, nine times out of ten, if you say no, the other person will make you busy.

12. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

13. Confirmed eyes are people who don't want to talk.

14. You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

15. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

16. I was told that my eyes were small before, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

17. Students who have nothing to do get together and break up is a couple.

18. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. There is no wife in the old lady's cake.

19. If you haven't experienced the crash on Monday morning, you won't know the value of Friday afternoon.

20. I have three brothers, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What is my name, please?