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Eat bayberry jokes

When we grow up, we often try to do something and eat something to get back the look and taste of childhood ... We often hear the sigh that "childhood was not like this". Well, I feel the same way.

I miss the smell of childhood most. Every season in the south, there are corresponding fruits to eat, which are particularly rich. Of course, most of such rich fruits are not produced by themselves, but are tasted "by the way" when passing by, or eaten secretly. I asked the children who grew up in the countryside who had never done this! At that time, even if the fruit was not fully ripe, the desire to eat really didn't decrease for a moment.

When I was a child, there was a yellow-skinned fruit tree in front of my house. As soon as I saw the ripe fruit, I picked it and ate it. I ate one when it was ripe ... and now it's taken out as a joke. Although they laughed at me, there was nothing they could do later. Just like me, they pick them ripe first and eat them. Hum ~ ~

This is it, sour and sweet. Later, there were some completely sweet varieties, and I really didn't like them! Look at it now, and swallow hard!

In the past, there was a plum tree in the nearest vegetable field at home, which was quite big and often climbed the tree to play. Fruit is not available every year, but whenever you have to see it, everyone passing by drools. There are often some children who want to steal food, and this mentality of wanting to eat is even more incomprehensible.

When I was a child, there was a big Myrica rubra tree in my neighbor's house. When the fruit is almost ripe, I go there every day after school to see if there are any fallen fruits. Especially after the heavy wind and rain, Yangmei will definitely lose a lot. I remember those older students threw their shoes directly to see if they could drop some bayberry ... It was quite hard to eat bayberry at that time.

That tree is really too big and too high. When the family picked fruit, they spread a large piece of plastic film on the ground, then climbed the tree and photographed it. When I was young, I really envied their children. I really envy them!

Litchi is a high-yield area here, but we still don't have it at home. Only one litchi tree left by our ancestors belongs to many families. At that time, in order to prevent us from picking unripe fruits, adults lied to us about using pesticides ... (In fact, I have never heard of anyone being poisoned by pesticides. But this situation was limited at that time. Many farmers grow pesticides now, so don't try.

When I was a child, I might be very different. I thought it was not fully cooked, sour and sweet, and more delicious ... if litchi grows to this extent, I will definitely not let it go. Now the market also sells it, 8 yuan a catty, so try it quickly. But one litchi has three fires, don't say I didn't tell you.

I've heard that I don't know if it's true: eating only a few lychees is easy to get angry, but eating too much will not get so angry ... but after eating lychees, soaking in water will definitely get angry.

Now mango trees all over the street are beginning to bear fruit, even bending branches ... mango has not been eaten yet, but it is just right for making acid. I really like sour food!

Soon you will see someone picking mangoes with a long pole on the street ... it's still a little dangerous. It's really best not to do it for a mango.

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The above are basically the most common fruits in my childhood environment (of course, I only say summer fruits), and I am always greedy when I think of them. You can buy it if you want to eat now. It doesn't matter if you are full, but you really can't eat that taste!

Come on, let the children with childhood remember! Don't feel like an adult when you grow up. Essentially, we are a grown-up child!