Interesting confession

Funny confession, I believe everyone has a girl in their heart who wants to confess, but they just don't know how to speak. If you know you love, you should say it out loud. There are many funny confessions. The following is a compilation of funny confessions.

Funny confession 1 1. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't come back, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine!

2, kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is nothing, just because I love you.

You want me to count the stars with you and give you a romantic mood. What if there are no stars? I'm tortured to death by you, and I see stars!

4. In Me Before You, my heart is like a small river, flowing smoothly; After meeting you, it's like the sea of Wang Yang, full of light and rough waves!

5. Is it accidental to really meet? Do you know the dignity and preciousness of friendship after breaking up? It's really hard to love and be loved! It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, hard to forget when we fall in love, and it's too late to regret it later!

6. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

7. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness!

8. Honey, your legs must be sore, right? Because you've been running around in my head all day!

9. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries!

10. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.

1 1, the sea does not dry up, the stone does not rot, my love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them.

12, if you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be an idle bug and chew you!

13, I didn't know what luck was until I met you. Hug you and understand what is fiery warmth. I didn't know the sweetest thing in the world until I kissed you. With you, I have no complaints in this life!

14, sometimes I wish I were the sacred flame at the summit of Mount Everest, igniting your frozen heart for thousands of years; Sometimes I wish I were a flame in the forest, burying your body deep in the soil; What did you say?/Sorry?

15, there is a touch that can make people cry, an excitement that can make people scream, and a touch that can make people tender. Just for you and me!

16, it's good to have someone who misses me, like being hugged by the moonlight! You live quietly in my soul castle! We have each other to rely on!

17, suffering for the person you love is a kind of happiness, but only a few people in the world can enjoy this happiness.

18, you are positive. I'm a negative number, we're both rational numbers, and that's a natural couple.

19, without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty!

20. Happiness is short-lived. It will fly away with its wings. I hope you remember that I, a stupid woman, once loved you!

2 1, honey, your legs must be very sour! Because you've been running around in my head all day!

22. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

23. If you were the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field beside you. The snow is like a quilt, so I will sleep next to you.

24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day.

25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

26. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life!

27. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

29, you are crazy, I am stupid, lingering to toothless!

30. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition.

3 1, a red line leads the fate, two of a kind leads the love, cares about the fake asking you out, makes enemies on all sides, and all kinds of people make you happy, eager to marry you, love you for a lifetime, and get married perfectly. Marry me, and you are the only one for me.

32, meet you, this life is predestined friends; Fall in love with you, willingly; Without you, it would be dark; Without you, I will die!

Go west, cross the terminator line, cross the Japanese line, and go back to the day when I first met you.

34, with full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it!

I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you!

Funny confession 2 1, I like you, at any time, I also like some people, when they like you occasionally.

2, the emotional sky is nine cloudy days, only you can give me a sunny day (love).

3, eating together is called fighting, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called fighting. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

4. Treat all sentient beings as you and instantly understand the Buddha's heart.

As long as you love each other, it's never too late to meet, and living is the best time.

After leaving you, I was surprised to think that I liked someone else. It turns out that she was just like you at that moment.

7. I shot you with a bunch of coquettish eyes tied with 10 thousand lies. You fell in a pool of blood, and your scarred body was covered with Cupid's bullets.

8. There are no deserts in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on!

9. Even if God predestined me to have a half-life relationship with you, I can't change my good feelings for you forever.

10, after a long time, I realized that there will always be someone in this world. Although he is doomed to have little time, it will take a lifetime to forget him.

1 1. I haven't drunk hard liquor or walked a long way, but I have been loving you for a long time.

12, I used to be a knight, and I wanted to explore the world, but because of your gentleness, I chose ordinary cloth.

13, touched flower of Pinellia ternata, unforgettable thoughts, an indelible mole in the palm of my hand.

14, I'm so lucky to meet you. I have accompanied you through so many seasons, including all your joys and sorrows, along the way.

15, I am a wild horse, but I want to be a cat in your arms.

16, I fell and broke my tooth when I got wet. I lost all my good fortune, but I still haven't met you.

17. People who say the stars are beautiful must have never seen your eyes.

18, miss you, can't sleep, miss you.

19, I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand, just like when we sleep on weekdays.

20. You are in charge of beauty and I am in charge of making money to support my family.

Confession, confession, love talk, funny

1, you are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.

2. My eyes look at you affectionately. They are as blue as the sea, so pure that they can't be kneaded into a small fine sand.

I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.

It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

5. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

6. Although there is no fate, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.

7. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.

8. If I really tell my guilt, I'm afraid you will think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I feel worthless.

9. Over the years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

10, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Funny confession sentence. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

1 1, singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!

12, in the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

13, people say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

14, there are your favorite colors in the sky, and there are your best matching characters in reality. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful it is!

15, it is a kind of fate that you and I met, and we cherish this hard-won feeling. I hope I can accompany you on the road for the rest of my life.

16, recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this?

17, it is because of love that I quietly avoided it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.

18, the greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you. Maybe you will meet the person you love deeply, but you won't meet the second person who loves you as much as I do.

19, love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us fall in love, love makes us care, let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

20. A gentle heart is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!

Funny confession love story 3 1, I swear, as long as you and I, Mala Tang Wei Dragon pick whatever you want to eat.

2. I will not let those who support me fall, and those who let me fall will never let them stand up.

You are afraid that it is the sweetest sugar in the world! Otherwise, how can there be a sweet smell in the whole air?

I love the moon, its purity, its brightness and roundness. I love you, really love you, love you, love you beautiful.

I liked you when I was young and felt very casual. Now that I'm mature, I still like you when I think about it.

If I had an extra ticket, would you go with me?

7, hey, that who, I want the whole world to say, I will contract you for life, you're welcome.

8. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

9. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I laughed because I met you, and the first time I cried because I had you!

10, if I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

1 1. Let go of the shackles, worries and obstacles wrapped around you. What are you going to say?

12, your love is like a star, when it is bright, it is dark. I don't want to be gorgeous, I just want dim lights to keep out the cold.

13, whether you are poor or rich, I am with you anyway! In position. You! Yes!

14, in terms of cost, you are not the best choice. As far as efficiency is concerned, you are.

15, my eyes are watching your eyes affectionately, blue as the sea, so pure that even a small fine sand can't be rubbed.

16 you know, actually, the first time I held hands with you, I decided to be your bride and lover forever in my life.

17, if you are a trafficker, I am willing to be abducted by you for life.

18, I didn't know until you left. The apple I bought didn't peel automatically for two days.

19, I swear, as long as you and I, Mala Tang, Wei Long, just pick and eat.

20. If you are unhappy, bring it on. Anyway, I like you and will always rely on you.

2 1. Angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, means that angels have no wings!

22, first love, goodbye infatuation, worry all day long, want to win the heart, take great pains, want to rush the heart, don't you know my heart!

23. You will be my boyfriend in the future. Let me take care of you in the future.

24. Although I can't keep your footsteps and you can't take my shadow away, I can always hear your footsteps wherever I go.

25. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, let me know and I will appear immediately.

26. I am ready to be the one who loves you the most, the one you love the most.

27. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the toothpaste, I am the brush, you are the melon vine, I am the melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

28. I always like to hold you in my hand and enjoy a rare relaxation. I am used to your company, and you always touch me inexplicably.

29. You asked me how much I love you. The moon represents my heart. You asked me how sincere I am to you, and I would faint without you.

30. I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

3 1. If you don't marry me again this year, I will start to have fear of marriage next year.

32. I jumped up and down on my own life road, accidentally fell into your hurdle, and never recovered.

33, you! Too narcissistic, just like you, beauty pageants rank in the top three at most.

34. Hello, can you do me a favor? Well, just sign on my household registration book and sign on the spouse column.

I can't make everyone like me. After all, not everyone is human.

36. What is gossip? Gossip is that the evaluation of a weighty person is repeated by a group of 38-year-old women.

37. I'm sorry if you want to set me up everywhere, but you will see a vicious bitch.

38. If I don't marry after many years, if you do, be careful when you ask your daughter to go home!

39. I don't know when to start. I have learned to depend on you, dear. Happy Valentine's Day online.

40. fall in love with me! I am cuter than all the little girls.

4 1. I used to write stories in pencil, but now I meet you. I erased everything and picked up a pen.

42. If you feel capable, take good care of yourself, or let me take care of you honestly.

43. I love you in my heart. Although I don't say it in my mouth, I remember it in my heart. Love you day and night, even though the moon

44. Meeting you is like the bell ringing all over the world and the flowers blooming all over the world!

45. I think you are really not a qualified blue face. You'd better change to my wife!

46. Thinking of you is a kind of beautiful sadness and sweet melancholy, but in my heart, it is a kind of warmth that no language can express.

47. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

48. I think you are not a qualified blue face. You'd better change careers! Be my wife.

49. The greatest happiness in my life is that I can gently hold you to sleep every night and wake you up every morning.

50. Once a man looked at me eagerly and asked: Does anyone want you?

5 1, a woman whose eyebrows are too bitter and sharper than a safety blade.

It is not difficult to keep calm about the world. For example, I want to argue with you.

53. I heard that marriage is very cheap. The civil affairs bureau got it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

54. I would like to be the sand flowing from your fingertips, and I would like to be the wind blowing beside your face. Let me feel your tenderness again.

If you can't put on my wedding dress, please don't take off my underwear! thank you

56. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!

57. I swear, as long as you follow me, I will take good care of all your mala Tang and Wei Long spicy strips.

58. I am too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it

59. According to Maslow's demand theory, you are my most basic survival demand, and I am not in the mood to make money without you.

60. It's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

6 1, take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

I want to kiss you at any time, so I want to hear your heartbeat.