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What are the classic dialogues between Ji Xiaolan and Shenyang?
I still like the ending best.
Ji Xiaolan: There was Bao Gong in the Song Dynasty, Hai Rui in the Ming Dynasty, and Gong Shi in the Kangxi Dynasty, who was a generation of honest officials and was ashamed of being an adult.
Shenyang: Yes, yes, yes ... Honest and upright officials are admirable, but they are also awesome.
Ji Xiaolan: My Lord, you are fearless, so you are lawless.
Shenyang: Let me ask you, how many honest and corrupt officials are there throughout the ages?
Ji Xiaolan: Honest officials are rare, and there are many corrupt officials.
Shenyang: Yes, then I won't depend on them. Who should I rely on? Ah, I, the minister of military affairs, am nothing without their support. Am I easy?
Ji Xiaolan: (pouring wine) Yes ... Your Excellency.
Shenyang: Pour the wine, pour the wine!
Ji Xiaolan: Drink, drink.
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