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No matter how warm the heart is, it will gradually get cold after being tortured for a long time.
2. If you are the one, the female guests will put out the boys' light again. You know, our aunt can put a whole building!
Without fish, water will die. Without water, fish will be clearer. It's time to let go.
4, flowers are not red, people and dogs are different.
5. Your whole body is radiant. Come home with me. There are no street lamps on my road.
6. Learning to look down on some things is the best protection for yourself.
No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.
8. Your name is only a few centimeters short, but it runs through the time when I miss you for so long.
9. I stopped and walked, knowing that I was self-sufficient from beginning to end.
10, anyone can be endlessly good to a person, provided it is worthwhile.
1 1, wife, you are so stupid. What's your relationship with pigs? man and wife
12, 10. Single apartment
13, don't lose to yourself at first.
14, is there a moment that you think is forever? . .
15, if you can find someone who loves you more than me, I will let go of your hand.
16, love is a very funny joke, with beautiful expressions but stinging sentences.
17, life lies in exploration and life lies in continuous creation.
You never know how excited I am when I talk to you.
19, let me kiss you when we meet.
20. Change is not innovation, no direction is not progress, and only breaking is not development.
2 1, a good voice of China, is the most beautiful ringtone after class in the eyes of primary school students.
22. A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer strange people, and everyone has his own difficulties.
23. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!
24. Anyone can be endlessly kind to a person, provided it is worthwhile.
25. Am I mean and unreasonable, haggle over every ounce, go looking for trouble, throw my weight around and be arrogant, and you will still love me as always.
I love you so much that I am tired of giving up.
27, stupid is stupid is too smart!
28. One day I will walk away from you quietly without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.
29. We should water the thorns for the sake of roses.
30. Life is like a play, and Taiwan plays joys and sorrows. Death is like a bowl of clear water. If you leave it, you will live forever.
3 1, report card, destroying family mistress
32. It may seem so, but it may not.
33. Am I too headstrong to let you finally choose to leave?
I'm sorry that I didn't make you fall in love with me when I loved you.
Thank those who hurt you, because they taught you what growth is.
36. If you dare to break my sister's heart, I will break yours completely.
A cold word.
There is no unhappy marriage, only unhappy couples. Couples walk into the marriage hall with good hopes for marriage, but finally they are disappointed, so they complain about marriage and say that marriage is the grave of love. In fact, they are really to blame.
A cold word.
1. There are two possibilities for disappointment: choosing the wrong person or having unexpected expectations. The reason why you feel uncomfortable is probably because you invested a lot of time and energy, but you didn't get what you wanted in the end. It is not worth being filled with loss in an instant.
Second, the petals have agreed to bloom and wither together. It's no use for angels to dissuade you. They have agreed to be beautiful together and grow old together in this life.
Third, I have stopped reading your comments, peeking at who you are chatting with, and I won't argue with you immediately about who is jealous, and I don't care if your information is addressed to me. I may be really tired. You can go with whoever you want.
Maybe you don't know I exist, but I never regret liking you.
Dear, let me call you that for the last time. I'm leaving. Although I have many disappointments, I firmly believe that it is time to leave. Goodbye, dear! Take care!
If you have a dream in your heart, life will be beautiful.
Seven, eventually one day, your hand will hold another person's hand. It's not you standing next to me anymore.
Eight, many people, because of loneliness, love a person by mistake, but more people, because of love a person by mistake, are lonely all their lives. We can love each other, but we are not meant to be together. It's not that I don't love you enough, but that I'm not sure if this love is right.
Nine, enough is enough to give up at least not to lose too badly.
I really want to forget everything at this moment. You are not in my world.
Eleven, I don't love, even my words have changed.
Twelve, that day, you are the end of the world, I am the cape, far away from each other, can not rely on despair; At that time, you were the bright moon and I was the clear spring, inseparable and entangled; In that life, you were by Qingshui River and I was by Naihe Bridge. Your affectionate call, my affectionate. After all, we are not fairy tales. With you, we are just cartoons that I missed my whole life.
Thirteen, the real charm of people: it is not that you left a good first impression on each other; It is that the other person still likes to be with you after knowing you for many years. It's not that you instantly attract each other's attention; It's that the other person still appreciates you after getting familiar with you. I didn't even meet for the first time, and there was a feeling of meeting each other late; But after all the vicissitudes, I can sincerely say that it's good to know you.
Facing the unhappy marriage, the first thing we should do is to give up the war. Of course, we don't expect to be sweet right away, but we should calm down and think about it. Without thinking, there is no action, and it is impossible to find the key to solving specific problems, because what you want, the details of your marriage are always the clearest, and the key to solving problems is ultimately in your own hands.
Fifteen, young women in the boudoir don't know how to worry, and spring makeup goes to Cuilou. Suddenly I saw the green willows, and I felt uncomfortable; Oh, I regret that I shouldn't have asked my husband to find Hou Feng. Always in my heart, Wang Changling.
Sixteen, people are not bad, just habits, everyone has habits, but the depth is different. As long as he has a right heart, forgive him if he can, and don't treat him as a bad person.
Seventeen, stand on tiptoe, can we be closer to happiness?
Eighteen, crazy, take one hundred pieces of Wu Si, write it out in detail. Xie Qingzheng Qinyuanchun
Nineteen. A long time ago, we joked that one of us would die, but suddenly, before my eyes, you left. The clothes you have worn have been given away, and I can't bear to open your sewing box. Because I miss you, I love girls very much, and many of your dreams, I will burn paper for you. No one knows that the husband and wife will be sad, and many past memories are extremely sad. Yuan Zhen sent his grief.
Twenty, do you know I exist because I don't care about you?
Living in a city or loving someone or doing something for a long time will make you feel bored and have an impulse to escape. Maybe I'm not tired of what the people I love in this city insist on, but I can't give myself the courage to insist.
Twenty-two, I have practiced for countless times as if nothing had happened, but it still didn't help.
Twenty-three, fingers slip through the Millennium; He repeatedly asked him if he had forgotten; I wait for you to exhaust all my sadness; But there is a desolation in your eyes that I don't understand.
Twenty-four, youth is exhausted for you, but you keep your only remaining youth to squander.
Birds in the sky, are you lonelier than me, or am I sadder than you? Stay with me the rest of the time, okay, so that you won't be lonely and I won't be sad.
26. You know, when I stopped loving you, your words made my heart beat again.
I am just a sunflower, waiting for the only sunshine that belongs to me.
28. Do you know what it's like to open QQ and only see Tencent News?
Twenty-nine, some stories will not have an ending, just like some likes can only be kept in my heart.
Thirty, line after line has flown over the border, reading something alone. In the rain, you cry for your lost partner, you want to live, but you are hesitant and afraid that you can't get down the Han and Tang Dynasties. Deep and dark Zhu Yun, along the wall towards the cold moon. Although you may not be subject to the plot and ruin the funeral of your life, it is just the loss of the group flying, after all, the fear of panic. Cui Tu's Lonely Goose
3 1. It is not a sudden decision for anyone to leave you. My heart is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, and the story slowly ends.
32. No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile, no matter how bitter you are, don't forget to persist, and no matter how tired you are, don't forget to cherish yourself.
Thirty-three, the spoony party is destined to hurt the most, and spoony has become empty since ancient times.
34. You think the other person is just talking, but in fact he just likes you very much. -Xu
35. Stop talking about freedom. Do I have this freedom? The joy and excitement of the Chinese New Year belong to others, as if everything had nothing to do with me. This is just a memory, which has come and gone before I know it. It's sad to realize that this is a dream!
Mine is mine after all. I am your passer-by after all. You never loved me. Nothing is destined to happen between you and me. No matter how I cross, no matter how I want to get close to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. I really want to see you.
You can do anything, but only if you can't feel sad about the result. A man's strength depends not on what he can do, but on what he can bear. -Ishida Ichiro
38. The older people grow up, the more accustomed they are to suppressing their true feelings. They stop crying and laughing. Everything is just a touch. It seems that there is nothing more and more, and you can cry so hard that you can't find it anymore, releasing the export of sadness. It's always good to have time to cry freely; If you can shed tears hard, it means that your heart is not dry. Now I clearly feel the pain, but I can't shed tears anymore.
39. The biggest and most important change after marriage is that husband and wife no longer appreciate each other after marriage. Specifically, ignore each other's advantages, not praise, not praise, more sarcasm, more irony; Ignore what the other person has done for himself, take everything for granted, and have no heartfelt gratitude.
Forty, whether friends or lovers, when I say forget it, it actually contains too much disappointment.
Forty-one, after all the joys and sorrows, I realized that I was just a puppet.
42. Growing up is a cool and heartless thing. When I was a child, I was black and blue, saying that I wanted to break up. When I met you the next day, I could make up the same spicy strips. When I grew up, I obviously didn't say goodbye. I don't know when it started, but I never met again. Even in the end, you become strangers, but you don't even ask why. -Conch Girl Yang Delicious
Forty-three, when men like women, they will show grace; When a woman knows that a man likes herself, she will ask for more.
Forty-four, some people will always be engraved in their memories, even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, but the feeling when they think of him will never change.
Forty-five, if one day, I no longer like you, will my life be as decadent as before? I don't want to live like that anymore, so please at least like me before I give up on you.
If you don't love me, please tell me, and I will let go. It's tiring to be together.
Don't wait for me, I'm already dead on my way back.
48. Men are more romantic than women, or men's reality and romance are obviously separated. When we meet for the first time, the most important thing for a man is feeling.
Forty-nine, when Alice lost the key to Wonderland, should she go back sadly or squat down and cry?
Fifty years old, but the boundless mood, but love rugged, pale night, always swaying the ruthless illusion of years, I carefully collect perfection, but my long-standing desire for perfection always passes me by. So, love hurts, and my heart hurts, and love changes quietly in the running water of the years. I also looked silly, sad and pregnant.
5 1. A person's misfortune begins with envy of others. If you always try to be who you think you are, the problem comes. People are tired because they cannot be themselves more and more. You know, God gave you this life for a reason. Living your own life is the only shortcut to happiness.
52. Marriage is the grave of love. Those who look outside the tomb are free, and those who look outside the tomb are happy, so someone will jump in.
53. I'm not angry or revenge, but I really don't want it.
Fifty-four, I went to Dalian to play last summer vacation. In the evening, several people went out alone, and I didn't know what bus to take back to the hotel. So he asked a passerby. The man patiently told us and left. After a while, we heard someone behind us telling us to look back. Passers-by panted after him and said, Oh, I just forgot that there is no bus now, so I have to take another bus. I was moved at that time. . . Since then, I have preached the kindness of Dalian people everywhere.
You may not love me either, but you just happened to meet me.
56. I am pure, and I have been corrupted by you. I miss you who corrupted me.
57. Every time I try to smile, the tears in my heart drown out my sadness, and I even cry and feel lonely.
58. Without you, even if I were given the whole world, I would still have nothing.
Fifty-nine, people want to live, love is beautiful.
I love you with all my heart, but you hurt me so thoroughly.
6 1. Am I dispensable in your heart?
Sixty-two, like a person, there is no pain. Loving someone may be painful for a long time, but the happiness he gives me is also for happiness, and breaking up is to alleviate the pain. I had to leave, and it was painful when I left. However, I am definitely more miserable than you, because you say goodbye first, and you are the first person to pursue happiness.
Sixty-three, the feelings and expressions of the beloved lover when they break up are: heartbreak and pain.
Sixty-four, a turn and a fireworks, there is no youth that can't go back, leaving a faint literary book. That's the deepest injury you've ever suffered in my heart.
Sixty-five, feelings have not yet arrived, and life is carefree; The most painful thing is just tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but looking back later, it was so small.
Sixty-six, every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.
Sixty-seven, it is raining outside the window, one by one, and my tears are also flourishing, like broken beads of rain outside the window.
Sixty-eight, I will fade away in your memory after all.
Be a simple person, keep your eyes on small and bright things, and stay away from those who are chaotic and arrogant.
Seventy, the humblest is emotion, and the coolest is not heart.
Seventy-one, flowers from Shui Piao to water, one kind of acacia, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind. A Piece of Plum by Li Qingzhao
Seventy-two, every time you lose someone, no matter how painful, it won't be long before you find that losing is right. Therefore, what is missed is wrong. Everything you meet is right before you lose it. I think the weather is good today.
Seventy-three, every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.
Seventy-four, when I want to cry, I will close my eyes to make it stop crying; When I am lonely, I will think of someone quietly; When I am sad, I will find a place to be in a daze quietly, and then tell myself, I still have to face it and stick to it; When I am sad, I will disguise myself and say to others: I am fine, I am very happy; When I am depressed, I will smile and say to myself, it's okay, everything will pass.
Seventy-five, there are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown; My heart has not been cut by a knife, but the pain is so clear. The softest parts of the chest, the wounds that have been hurt by lovers, are far sharper than those on the limbs, and only now can they heal.
Seventy-six, a person's journey will not be lonely, because I have been walking with my shadow.
I wish you were here for countless moments, but I survived all these moments alone, and then you appeared, but I don't need it anymore.
78. Loneliness is an emotional appeal, which is more reliable than commitment.
Seventy-nine, every relationship must experience expectation and disappointment, strangeness and familiarity, freedom and bondage; Hesitation and firmness; Sweetness and heartbreak, crying and pain are not important, as long as we all laughed afterwards and missed it. Then you still have feelings for this person, and then we can recall or continue to look for love that can be successful without repeated verification, and we don't have to be disappointed.
Not everyone loves you as much as I do. Please remember.
81. In the end, most stories about love have nothing to do with love.
Eighty-two, I used to be a person who loved looking up at the sky. The blue sky always gives me the courage to survive. Now I like the deep night sky, which contains all the darkness and forbearance, leaving no one to see the tears.
83. I don't have much warmth, and I leave it all to people who are good to me.
Eighty-four, love is: when chewing gum some time ago; Marriage is: the second half of chewing gum.
Eighty-five, in fact, I've been waiting for you to turn around, but you won't even give me the last chance.
Don't lose yourself in front of anything, even dogma, even other people's eyes, even love.
Eighty-seven, the heart is dead, tears have dried up, and I can't bear to look back. I woke up from my dream, but I didn't feel it. I couldn't shake the past like smoke. It's also empty and real, and it's also love and hate, and the fallen leaves hurt themselves silently. The only way is to look for it, cold and clear, miserable and miserable; Helpless, forbearing, forbearing; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever.
Eighty-eight, what do you care if you have money? His words made me completely desperate for our marriage.
89. Whenever you are tired, stop, think about the distance you are chasing, and draw strength before you go on your way; Whenever you are confused, stop, sort out your confused thoughts, drive away your confusion and continue your way; Whenever you are in pain, stop, touch the bleeding wound, dry your tears and continue on your way.
90. Whose hand did you hold against the wind?
91. Disappointed with a word from a man Article 2:
92. I was looking forward to it, but later I just tortured each other.
93. If love never comes, if dreams never break, if my heart never hurts, then am I still the person you know?
94. I am an abyss overlooking everything and indifferent.
96. My tears flowed down and watered the soft grass below. I don't know if there will be memories and sadness in the next year.
Ninety-seven-year-old Jin He Fuyu Guan Ma Ce and Dao Huan. In the third spring, Snow White returned to Zhong Qing, and the Yellow River in Wan Li bypassed Montenegro. Liu's Resentment
98. At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the world collapsing.
Ninety-nine, I am afraid of being too active, but I am perfunctory, just to restrain my thoughts and enthusiasm.
I used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grow up, I find that letting go is what makes us stronger.
Hide your tears every day and give others a smile. I'm never stingy.
One hundred and twenty, when I was young, because I was shy, because of many strange concerns, I never said anything, and I never dared to put forward some demands, so I missed many wonderful nights in vain. After so many years, if we let this night end, we will never have any excuse to forgive ourselves.
Disappointment, and sometimes sadness, is a kind of happiness, because there is expectation, so we will be disappointed, because there is love, there will be expectation, so even if we are disappointed, it is also a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.
One hundred and four, if you can not be sad, it doesn't matter what you change.
105. I don't want to feel this heartache anymore. I don't need anyone anymore.
No matter how dull the knife is, it can cut meat, no matter how light it is, it will hurt.
Introduction: Life is a witness, witnessing one spring, summer, autumn and winter, flowers bloom and fall. Life is parting again and again, familiar and strange, once approaching and far away. I met a man who stayed up all night and suddenly disappeared. Meeting is a gorgeous dream, which fills your thin years and makes your days rich and beautiful.
1, don't make do when you are lonely, and don't talk to people you don't know.
2. Don't change yourself for others. Be yourself, and people who care about you will like you more.
As long as we dare to dream and are not hindered by ourselves, everything is possible-the dream is endless. The scenery of life is colorful. Happiness in life depends on mood, and happiness depends on mentality. If the mind gives birth to wings, even in a cage, it is free; If you imprison your thoughts, the world will feel lonely. You are the master of your own heart, and the pain and joy are all in her.
It seems to be a law: every time you decide to give up, try again, which is often the time when surprises appear. A quiet heart means knowing how to be content. The soul has a home, and life has a way out. Only by learning to be alone with yourself can the mind be clean, the mind mature and the mind broad. Being alone is a kind of quiet beauty and also a kind of cultivation. Only when you are alone can you be complacent and leisurely when you are noisy.
Everyone wants to stay at the top of that mountain, but all the fun and growth takes place in the process of climbing. There are some roads in life. If you choose, you can't go back. In the journey of life, in order to realize the ideal of life, we should not only learn to go straight and aim at the target, but also learn to turn and adjust the route according to the situation. Especially when we are at the end of the road, we should tell ourselves that this is not the end of the road, but it is time for us to turn.
6. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that can't flow out are the most wronged.
7. Some answers are obviously right, but we still choose to make mistakes again and again.
8. You always think I don't understand. I always thought you didn't understand. Actually, we all just know ourselves.
9. Time and broken dreams are buried together, constantly fermenting and unable to stop.
10, may time stop flowing and let everything stay at the moment of hugging each other.
1 1, work hard silently, and then when things get worse, jump out and scare people who once looked down on themselves. That's what you need to aim at now.
12, I want to do the things at hand leisurely, complete every task that must be completed, and slowly live into what I like. Whether it's crossing the vast wasteland alone or walking barefoot on the quiet seaside. Every time I want to show weakness, it happens when I can hold back.
13. Youth is like spirits. Let us remember it for the rest of our lives when we are drunk.
14. In this world, you are closest to me and you are farthest from me.
15, you have a new journey, but I stayed at the beginning.
16, the less you read, the less satisfied you are with the environment; The more you read, the less satisfied you are with yourself. People who read less, the more subjective and simple they are, the easier they are to complain about everything. Read more books, broaden your horizons, improve your analytical thinking ability, especially from the experience and analysis of your predecessors, and increase your ability to judge complex problems, know how to look at problems, and know where your shortcomings are. You know how many books you read when you complained.
17, whether we forget in vain or remember in vain, we still can't figure out that the past has passed.
18, if you hadn't come into my world, maybe I wouldn't be so tired now.
19. If someone hurts you, don't thank the person who hurt you. They didn't do anything to make you grow up. What makes you grow is your reflection and strength.
I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world.
2 1, my love is not so complicated, two hearts, one home, love me, be good to me, and nothing else.
22. Don't trust others just because they say what you want to hear.
23. The best way not to be sad is to pretend that you are heartless.
When I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. When you are around, I feel quietly leaning on you, even if I don't talk.
25. Being strong is not only not giving in in the face of right and wrong, but also not changing yourself in the face of setbacks.
26. If you love, neither time nor distance will be an obstacle.
27. Whatever you love, set it free. If he comes back, he is yours. If he doesn't come back, he never belongs to you.
28. The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.
29. Many times, I thought I could understand the world, but I was just self-righteous.
At least for a short time, I am the reason why you smile.
3 1, just a few good friends, no roll call. I just want to say that I am very happy and moved by you.
I don't know what love is. I only know that I can't live without love.
Once you are happy, you will never have a chance to be sad.
34. If a person has to finish something he doesn't like, the best way is to do it as soon as possible and then finish it.
No matter how confused I am at the moment, in the end, I will live the life I want.
36. Sometimes it is necessary in life. Don't insist on things that don't belong to you, learn to give up at the right time.
37. Thinking too much will only ruin you. It makes you uneasy and makes things that are not bad worse.
38, many times, we like others, but they don't know; More often, we hurt others unconsciously.
39. No matter how blunt the knife is, it can cut meat, no matter how light it is, it will hurt.
40. If I treat you like you treat me, I'm afraid you have left. Regardless of family, friendship and love, we always look at things from another angle. If you were me, you might not be as generous as me!
Editor's note: If it is a pity to lose it, then it will not always struggle to retain it; Lost, it really doesn't matter, fate will not still be in your sky; If you have a lot to say, you won't always be silent for long. Some things, I have a headache if I think too much, and I feel distressed if I think too much. Don't even think about it if you don't get it. If you don't get it, don't. Why do you want to wronged yourself? Let go of the burden, forget all the troubles and spend every day happily.
The sadness of being single: Being single for a long time makes you suddenly afraid when you meet someone you like.
1, in this world, anything can be done as long as there is no way to get married. Because what you want is not a certificate, but a married life. From marriage to old age, you have decades of life. Can we make do together for a lifetime?
In fact, it takes a lot of thought to be funny and single. People with this talent can create interesting marriages.
3, single for a long time, and then meet the person you like will suddenly be afraid, smiled and shook his head and said forget it.
4. The taste of celibacy may not be unpleasant. But the thought of spending the rest of my life with someone I don't love. Singles day. It won't be so unbearable.
5. Come to me if you want me. Don't lose face. You know my temper, I look up when you say it.
Being single doesn't mean being weak, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.
7. Getting married is to find a group to accompany you for a lifetime, and pay more attention to the synchronization at the physical level. Life is long, short and short ... if you find the other half, it is almost the most tormenting thing.
8. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.
9. The deepest loneliness is not a lasting group, but that there is no hope in the heart.
10, those who say they will never leave have been scattered all over the world.
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