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Wu song's script lines for fighting tigers
The lines in Wu Song's tiger-fighting script are as follows:
Characters: Wu Song, the shopkeeper, the tiger, narrator.
time: one afternoon.
props: sentry sticks, chopsticks, plates, hip flask.
narrator: Wu Song walked on the road for several days and came to yanggu county. At noon that day, Wu Song was so hungry that he saw a hotel in front of him. There was a banner in front of it, which read five big words-"Three bowls don't pass the hillock". Without saying anything, Wu Song went into the store to fill his stomach.
Wu Song: (Holding the whistle stick, he walks into the hotel, finds a table to sit down, puts the whistle stick aside, and shouts) Shopkeeper, bring the wine to eat quickly.
Shopkeeper: Coming! I quickly took three bowls, a pair of chopsticks and a dish, put them on the table and sifted a bowl of wine.
Wu Song: (gulps it down) This wine is really powerful. Shopkeeper, please bring some for those who are full.
Shopkeeper: Only cooked beef.
Wu Song: ok, cut two or three Jin.
Shopkeeper: (Cut two Jin of cooked beef, put it on a big plate, put it in front of Wu Song, and sifted two bowls of wine) Please enjoy your meal, guest.
Wu Song: (drinking wine while eating meat) Good wine.
narrator: I just ate three bowls of wine, and the shopkeeper never came to sift the wine again.
Wu Song: (patting the table and shouting loudly) Why don't you come to screen the wine?
Shopkeeper: (Hurry up) Guest, if you want meat, please bring it.
Wu Song: wine, too, and some meat.
Shopkeeper: Guest official, meat needs to be added, but wine is not added.
Wu Song: (puzzled) This is strange. Why don't you sell me wine?
Shopkeeper: Sir, you should see the flag in front of the store saying that three bowls are not enough.
Wu Song: (curious) What do you mean by three bowls?
Shopkeeper: (full of confidence) Although the wine in my house is from the village, it is comparable to the taste of old wine. Whenever a guest comes to my shop and eats three bowls, he is drunk and can't cross the front hill. Therefore, it's called three bowls but not the hill. As all the guests know, they won't ask again after eating three bowls.
Wu Song: (disapprovingly) I ate three bowls. How can I not get drunk? Don't talk nonsense. Go and get the wine. Are you afraid I won't pay you for it?
Shopkeeper: (shakes his head helplessly and puts wine on the table) Alas ...
Narrator: Shopkeeper had no choice but to sieve wine for Wu Song again, and Wu Song ate 18 bowls before and after.
Wu Song: (takes some money out of the bag and puts it on the table, leaving with a sentry) What a pleasure!
Shopkeeper: (pulling Wu Song) Guest, where are you going? Wu Song: Go back to Qinghe County.
Shopkeeper: At present, there is a big bug on Jingyang Hill. It comes out late and hurts people. It has already hurt 3 or 2 big men's lives. The government ordered Orion to catch it within a time limit. There are signs at the intersection asking guests to form a team. You are not allowed to cross the hill at noon. Single guests must be accompanied to cross the hill. At this time, it is getting dark. Isn't it a waste of your life to cross the hill?
Wu Song: I've been to this well for ten or twenty times. When did I hear that there was a big bug? (turning to leave)
Narrator: Wu Song took advantage of the excitement and just walked up the hill. Less than half a mile later, he saw a dilapidated mountain temple. When he walked to the front of the temple, he saw a placard with the official seal on it.
Wu Song: Ah, there are tigers! Going back to the hotel at this time will definitely be laughed at by the store, not a hero. What are you afraid of? Just go up.
narrator: After walking for a while, Wu Song saw a big bluestone and wanted to lie down and sleep before leaving.
Wu Song: (Wu Song puts his bag on a big bluestone and lies down to get ready for bed)
Narrator: Suddenly, a strong wind blows.
Wu Song: (startled, I quickly opened my eyes and saw a big tiger, and I quickly jumped down from the bluestone)! Tiger!
Narrator: Hungry and thirsty, this big bug pressed its two front paws, jumped up and jumped down from mid-air.
Wu Song saw the big bug pounce and flash behind it. The big bug put its front paws on the ground and lifted it with its waist and hip. Wu Song flashed past again. The big bug cut it with its tail, and Wu Song flashed aside. Blades can't catch their breath, shout at top of voice, and come back. When Wu Song sees Blades turn back, he raises his whistle stick with his hands, and with all his strength, he chops it from the air and hits the branch, breaking it. Wu Song lost his whistle stick, held the blade's belly with both hands and pressed it on the ground, punched it and kicked it with his feet. The blade was beaten to death, and Wu Song picked up the broken stick and continued to fight until the blade expired.
Wu Song: (gasping for air) Let's see if you dare to eat people again. (After that, he got off the hill)
Brief introduction of Wu Song:
Wu Song is an important figure in the classic Water Margin written by Shi Naian. It also appeared in Jin Ping Mei, because it ranked second in the family, also known as "Wu Erlang". After the blood spilled on the Yuanyang Building, in order to avoid being arrested by the government, he was dressed as a Buddhist monk, and the Jianghu people called him "Wu Song the Walker".
Wu Song once killed a white-fronted tiger with his bare hands on Jingyanggang. Therefore, the story of "Wu Song killed the tiger" was widely circulated in later generations. He once got together with Lu Zhishen, Yang Zhi and others to get together with Erlong Mountain in Qingzhou, and when the three mountains got together, he surrendered to Liangshan, one of the 1 single and eight generals, sitting in the 14th place, and being one of the top ten army leaders, he should be injured by heaven.
Later, he was recruited by the imperial court and conquered Liao, Tian Hu, Wang Qing and Fang La with Sung River. In the process of conquering Fang La, he was injured by a flying knife and lost his left arm. He was named the founder of Qingzhong. Finally, he died in Liuhe Temple, Hangzhou, and lived to eighty.
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