A joke about marrying a mute.

Dumb. A freak in our village. He is not dumb, but he is better than dumb.

There are many dumb people in the world, which can only be said to be a kind of disability. I can't say that people are weirdos, let alone. ...

Yes, I used to think so. Until I knew he could talk and listen, but he didn't talk much. He said less in a year than others did in a day. So when people say that this "mute" is a freak, it is not.

A Dai is a carpenter, and many people ask him to work. Everyone says that the mute is practical, unlike other carpenters who talk half the time. The dumb always "generously" agrees to the employer's request, not afraid of trouble, and does not think that after the change, he will not live well! Later, there were more people looking for dumb workers, and the "dumb" became a contractor inexplicably. Many workers lied about some wages, and the dumb didn't argue. As long as there are not many false reports, they will be given to others. Clumsy "dumb" can't provoke that importune reason. The only thing that makes "dumb" worse is that you can't fool your employer. The dumb will kick you out of the decoration team with a clumsy mouth. Everyone who knows him says that a mute can be a contractor even if he is lucky.

A Dai is a husband. He is complained by his wife all day, but he doesn't argue. My wife always said, "It was a word from my parents' matchmaker that made me blind before I married you. If love is free in this society now, who can still have a crush on you? The dumb man didn't answer. He hung up his wife's freshly washed clothes. Many couples of the same age as the dumb in the village are divorced, and the dumb couples are neither salty nor light. Some people say that the mute has married a good daughter-in-law and has lived to this day.

A Dai is the father, and the children are always pestering him to tell stories. Dumb people can't talk and have no eloquence. Dumb was very anxious, so he contracted a lot of decoration work, worked overtime, made more money and bought many story books for his children. Later, the child's composition was always well written, and relatives and friends at home said: This child is promising and eloquent, and it will be over if he follows his mother's "dumb". Children need help with their homework, and neither of them has high academic qualifications. Some homework is also a headache for couples. Later, there was a joke at home, and the mute began to teach himself Chinese, mathematics and English. Relatives say "dumb" is stupid and full. Later, the child's academic performance gradually improved, and everyone agreed that it was due to the cleverness of the child's mother.

This is the story of the dumb in our village. A very lucky person has never said much and can't speak all his life. God bless him well. Later, the children got married, had children and got married. Dumb people can't do carpentry anymore. They are idle at home, planting a few acres of land at home, and practicing calligraphy when they have nothing to do. My wife is getting old. When others saw the dumb people practicing calligraphy, they asked: How many dumb people have this hobby? The dumb wife always says: a "dumb" who can't kick fart with one foot, what can he do without practicing calligraphy?