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white rabbit

One day, a rabbit was running in the forest and saw an elephant smoking marijuana. The rabbit ran to the elephant and said, "elephant, look how beautiful this forest is." Why ruin your body? Run with me! " As soon as the elephant heard it right, he threw away the marijuana and ran away with the rabbit. Running and running, they saw a sika deer sucking * * *, so the rabbit ran over and said, "Sika deer, look how beautiful this forest is." Why ruin your body? Run with me! " The sika deer was right, so she threw it away and ran away with the rabbit and elephant.

Running and running, they saw a lion injecting drugs into himself, so the rabbit ran to the lion and said, "Lion, look how beautiful this forest is." Why ruin your body? Run with me! " Hearing this, the lion threw away the needle and punched and kicked the rabbit. The elephant hurried forward to fight and said angrily to the lion, "lion, this is your fault." Rabbits are also good for us. Let's run and exercise with him. Why did you hit him? " Hearing this, the lion said angrily, "This son of a bitch makes me run with him like a fool every time he eats ecstasy."