What are the jokes caused by mispronouncing words?

1, when I was a child, my mother told a joke that someone read "shame" as "gradually (seeing) a ghost"

2. When I was a child, I used to pronounce "Laoshan Taoist" as "Laoshan Taoist".

3. When my brother was a child, he always read "stingy" as "riding a wall"; "Miser" is pronounced as "fence-sitter"

A primary school classmate came to see me two days ago. She called dropping out of school "dropping out of school".

5. I remember that at a national journalists' day party in CCTV, a hostess read the high-pitched word as "pit".

6. When we were singing karaoke at home, a little girl in the third grade next door said she would sing a song with me: Birthday (Prayer)! ! Dizzy! !

7. I have heard people say more than once: What would you like to drink? How about staring at the juice (orange juice)? Others call douchi beans "drums".

8, processing department should read the third sound (early); The tortuous Qu YingnianNo. 1 (text); Try to pronounce the third sound (tight); The bone marrow of bone marrow should pronounce a third sound (no Chinese character sounds like it)

9. When I was in high school, the headmaster shouted on the school radio, "Let's do it!" .

10, what? Still writing this article. I read it wrong. My research fund is very energetic. Don't pretend to understand.

1 1, a chemistry teacher at school saw the gardenias in bloom and shouted, "The devil flowers smell good!"

12, I have a friend's classmate named Mo Zhe, whose pronunciation is very strange, called "dying" and is often pronounced "grinding" ...

13, quite a few of my relatives read "delete" as "remove". Alas!

14, once our leaders had a meeting and used "nuclear" to describe simplicity, which made everyone snicker.

15, a friend who signed "Daewoo" left a message-there used to be a Taiwanese drama called Shame on Grass, and whenever it was broadcast, my mother began to call us, "The bad grass began ... The bad grass began ..."

16, all good things must come to an end. I have heard two interpretations: there is no such thing as a "Dan" banquet; There is no such thing as a stand.

17, Tian Yufeng, the first greedy county party secretary in Sichuan, is smart. It is said that his culture is that he didn't graduate from primary school, and he finally read the scene of "detention" correctly when he spoke. The comrades who cleaned up the meeting found that in his speech, the homonym "chicken and duck" was added next to "detention"