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Translation of biographies of the poor

A poor man doesn't know what to do. In the Tang and Yuan Dynasties, it began in Changli and Hanyu. The longer you live with it, the more unbearable it becomes. The more you don't go, the more you scold. The more people die, there is no turning back. It is unacceptable to live in the world and ask for help like Han Yu.

Poor guy, I don't know when he began to exist. In the middle of the year, Tang Chaoyuan became attached to Changli Hanyu. It is unbearable for Han Yu to live with him for a long time. Writing an article to expel him, instead of leaving, he scolded Han Yu. After Han Yu died, there was nowhere to go. Wandering around the world, I want to find someone like Han Yu to follow, but I can't find him.

After reading for more than 900 years, I heard that there is a Mr. Bebrown between Jianghuai and Han. Mr. Wang is at home and needs no introduction. He said, "I'm a guest of Han Yu, and I've heard a lot about Mr. Han's lofty righteousness. I am willing to entrust it to the door and dare to repay Mr. Han. " Mr. Wang walked away from the table, but he was shocked and said, "What will that woman do?" He left and said, "My son is gone! In the past, Han retired because of his son, which was unacceptable to the world. He was called to laugh and curse, as poor as a church mouse, and got nothing in return. His "Send the Poor" can be reviewed. I'm not tired without the baby! No, ask someone else. "

More than 900 years later, I heard that there was a Mr. Bei Brown between Jianghuai and Hanyu. Go to Mr. Wang's house without (any) introduction He said, "I was a former guest of Han Yu. I heard privately that Mr. Wang is virtuous and willing to stay at (your) door. I dare not say that there is anything to repay Mr. Wang (yours). " Mr. Wang left his seat and walked backwards. He said in horror, "What do you want?" Wave him away and say, "Go! In the past, because Han Yu gave in (tolerated you) and was not accepted by the world (people), the abusive family laughed and insulted, and he was poor and had no (good) family. His "Seeing the Poor" can be read repeatedly. Please go, don't drag me into this! No way, ask for something else. "

The poor ghost said, "sir, why did you abandon me?" False wait can be followed, from a long time. Whoever follows my husband refuses to follow others. Sir, why did you abandon me? Dare to ask him sin. " The teacher said, "In the name of poverty, the son is strong enough to be poor." . When talking about articles, you are poor in words; Go up and down the pit, jump back and forth, pitch stumbling, swing from side to side, you are poor; If you are covered in dirt, laughed at and worried by many people, you will not be good at arguing; What you do is chaotic, what you go to is ridiculous, then you are gifted; The momentum and goods are not enough to move the public, open and lonely, and not enough to reconcile customs, so they are not good at making friends. Holding its useless books, carrying its unruly spirit, holding its empty body and entering the world of contempt, you will be poor at home and poor at home. I can't have all the women who are poor enough for me. Then roughly lift it up. "

The poor ghost said, "Why did Sir abandon me so cruelly? If others support them, they will follow others. I want to follow my husband because I don't want to follow other people. How could Miss Wang abandon me so cruelly! Dare to ask me what I am guilty of. " The gentleman said, "If you use the word" poor "as your name, it will be enough to make me poor. If you talk about writing articles and taboo, you will be poor in words; Ups and downs, forward and backward, clumsy and careful between pitches, in a dilemma, struggling (on the road of human life); Suffering from dust and abuse, being ridiculed and worried about everyone's comments, he failed to defend his remarks; If you are rebellious and confused and pursue (ideal) perverse mistakes, then your intelligence is poor. Fame, snobbery and money are not enough to mobilize everyone, honest, lonely and resentful. If they can't live in harmony with the world, they will lack friends. Holding a book without it, with a bohemian ambition, and entering the hated world with water in your body, you are poor at home. I can't count all the things you can make me poor. Just give a rough example. "

The poor ghost said, "Sir, do you think this is a sin?" Yes, it is. However, for the remaining crimes, those who have regrets are also indispensable. Where I am, I avoid everything, and this gentleman abandons it. However, if you are only one person, how can you be serious enough? I can make my husband sing and make him cry; Excite the husband and make him angry; Let Mr. Wang roam in infinity alone. Mr. Fan said, Why would I be hurt to serve Yu Xiansheng? And Han Yu is immortal, and the rest are also. The more you get, the more you start to doubt and finally solve it. I have marched around the world for a long time, and no one can belong. Han Yu has a thousand years, and he has a thousand years, sir. As a gentleman, no one yearns for it, and I am fascinated by it. Isn't it good to be with teacher Yu? "Then there is room for Mr..

The poor man said, "sir, do you think this is my sin?" That's true. But my sin is something to be proud of, and its contribution cannot be buried. Everywhere I go, everything in the world avoids it, which is why Mr. Wang is me. However, just the next one, how to control your husband is enough? I can make you sing and cry; Make you excited and angry; Let you, sir, wander alone in infinity (the ocean of knowledge). Mr. Wang said that I could play for Yu Xiansheng, so how could it hurt? Besides, I created the reason why Han Yu is immortal. For this reason, Han Yu first doubted and finally believed (mine). Since I have been wandering in the world for so long, there is no one to rely on. I found Han Yu for thousands of years, and I found Mr. Wang for more than 1000 years. Because Mr. Tao never did, I just worshipped you and followed you. Then I am not very good to you, sir! " This way, sir. Get along with him.