Write a joke

Write a joke introduction as follows:

1. In a busy market, a fish seller shouted: "Fresh fish!" At this time, a bubble gum seller shouted Then he shouted: "Paotang! (Into the soup)" After hearing this, the fish seller said to the candy seller: "Hey, why did you say that my fish was in the soup?" The more they quarreled, the more fierce they became.

At this moment, a bean sprout seller shouted again: "Bean sprouts! (Doo!)" A security guard came over and asked: "Who else is quarreling with them?" It happened that the seller Youguo shouted: "Youguo! (I am here)" After hearing this, the security guard said: "Okay, I will take the four of you away together.

2. There is a Mr. Huang. His son’s name is Huang Jun. He often takes his son to take the No. 8 bus, so there are often funny scenes like this: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station. When he sees a No. 8 bus coming into the bus stop in the distance, he immediately yells at his son next to him. Shout: Huang Jun, run, Route 8 is coming!

3. A man named Ah Shuang died one day. His family cried loudly at home: "How cool!" So cool! "After their neighbors saw it, they asked them what happened. They said: "It's so good, so good. "

4. A salesperson in a store wrote the words "Now on sale" on the blackboard. A customer next to him said: "Comrade, you wrote a different word for 'zero' in retail. The salesperson glared at the customer and said, "Come on, the word 'Don' has a vertical knife next to it!" ”

5. In ancient times, a newly appointed county magistrate asked his steward to buy a bamboo pole. Since the magistrate was a foreigner and his accent was different from the local one, the steward misunderstood the bamboo pole as pig liver. So he went to the market and bought pig liver, and at the same time extorted two pig ears and put them in his pocket. When he came back, the county magistrate was furious and said, "Who told you to buy pig liver? Where are your two ears?" When the housekeeper heard this, he was frightened. He took out two pig ears from his pocket and offered them, saying, "Here are the two ears." ”