Funny GIF: The goddess asked me what 7+ 1 was, and I answered 8. Is there something wrong?

Funny GIF: The goddess asked me how much 7+ 1 equals, and I answered 8. Is there something wrong? Funny GIF: The goddess asked me how much 7+ 1 equals, and I answered 8. Is there something wrong?

I confessed to the goddess yesterday, and she asked me: 7+ 1 equals?

I said: 8.

Then she said: Hehe ... even now there is no news. What's the matter?

-|4| Yes? Answer me quickly because the absolute value of any number is not less than zero, so | 4 | = 4, and there is a negative sign outside the absolute value, so it is -4.

Did I answer wrong? You're right, I support you. Dual-core is dual-core, and two CPUs are two CPUs. Dual-core just integrates two computing units into one CPU.

My good friend asked me what kind of person she was, and I replied funny. How to answer? You said you were an enviable person. At this time, he will be happy and wonder why, so you say: because you have such a good friend as me! hahaha

Hope to adopt

One day, the goddess asked me how much is 3 MINUS 8? 3-8=-5.

~ answer over ~

~ \ (o)/~ I wish you progress in your studies ~ ~ ~

One day, the goddess asked me, how much is 3-8?

3-8=-5

If you betray me, I will fork him to death.

Congratulations, your goddess likes you.

My girlfriend told me a surprise. What should I answer to be funny? Today, my girlfriend told me.

"I think you should find a beautiful and generous,

Be with a gentle and kind girl who will take care of you. "

When I hear this, I will lose my rhythm.

So I quickly stopped her. "No, no matter how good others are,

I only like you like this. 」

My girlfriend slapped me when she heard it.

Yelled, "What do these advantages have to do with me?" 」

One day, the goddess asked me, do you know what 3-8 is? Three is a woman bending over, eight is a man, and one is a man posting.

My girlfriend said it was a surprise for me. What should I answer to be funny? One day I was smoking on the balcony when I suddenly saw a meteor passing by.

I was so excited that I quickly closed my eyes and made several wishes.

When I made a wish, I found that the cigarette in my mouth had burned out.

So he popped the cigarette out of the balcony and turned back to the house.

Then I heard two little girls shouting excitedly.

Look, meteor Ai, make a wish!

Funny GIF picture: Is the goddess really 50 years old? I learned the scattering of light in the physics class of junior two.

I learned the scattering of light in the physics class of junior two.

The teacher gave each of our deskmates a reflector and a laser lamp.

The teacher demonstrated it first, and then said, the two at the same table below Doby.

One of them used a reflector to shine light on his deskmate's face.

There is a man and a woman at the same table in the funny class, so it's boring if you don't do it.

Then our physics teacher was very domineering and rushed over to that boy.

Yell, do it quickly! Shoot her in the face! Shoot her in the face! land