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Can't make your girlfriend happy. What should I do?
The first plan: No matter what you eat, you will let her have the first bite. The second plan: always stand on her left and hold her hand. Even when eating, you will sit on her left and hold her hand with your left hand. The third scheme: she is in poor health, so accompany her to exercise and swim. The fourth plan: Call her first when she is busy. The fifth plan: carry her when you are tired of climbing the mountain. Sweating doesn't mean she is tired. Sixth, she is allergic to ultraviolet rays and gives her an umbrella in summer. Seventh, she can't use a knife. When eating pizza, she cuts it into small pieces and gives it to her. Eighth, she eats the leftovers. Ninth, on the night of sleet, carefully pick out the thorns in the fish and feed them to her for dinner. Tenth, let her put the paper towel to wipe your nose directly into your pocket. When you see the trash can, you can take it out and throw it away. Eleventh trick: when watching a movie, let her lean comfortably on your right shoulder and hold your right arm. Article 12: When she goes out to play with her good friends, she must remember that her mobile phone stays up until she calls home. Thirteenth trick: Know all her hobbies and try to adapt to her taste. Charge 14: going abroad on business. If you have time, you will bring her a present. Article 15: Whenever you call her cell phone, you should tell her where you are and what you are doing. Article 16: Let her know all your passwords and never change them. Article 17: Try to spend time with her, even if the time is short. Article 18: Call her before going to bed at night. Will chat with me late. Article 19: Everything she gives you should be carefully preserved. The 20th trick: Reject other girls' kindness to her. No.21trick: when she looks pale, accompany her to do beauty treatment and wait at the gate of the beauty salon. The 22nd trick: When she is in trouble, she will try to comfort her. Step 23: When you want to go home after the date, you should always look at her on the bus. Until it's out of sight. Twenty-four: I know that she always watches the computer and her eyes hurt. I bought her eye drops. Twenty-five: When she has a stomachache, I cut her nails and put my hand over her stomach. Twenty-six: I'll put socks and shoes on her. When I see her shoelaces loose on the road, I will bend down and tie them for her. Twenty-seven: Never let her lift heavy objects. Twenty-eight: I prayed for her when I went to the temple to burn incense. Twenty-nine: Look up her favorite stories and jokes on the Internet, then write them down and tell them to her when we meet. Thirty-one: I will give up my hobby to accompany her and almost never play games again. Thirty-one: I will feel uneasy knowing that someone is chasing her. Jealous and angry. No.32: Treat her friends sincerely and try to help them when they are in trouble. No.33: Keep your group photo and tell everyone around you that you are a couple. No.34: You will be anxious when you see her tears, and you will be happy when you see her. Number 35: You will cry, worry and lose sleep for her. No.36: You really love her. Tell her you will marry her.
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