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Spears and shields of classical Chinese in primary school Chinese textbooks

1. Primary school textbook spear and shield course original hello ~

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The following is the original text:

There is a man in Chu who sells shields and spears. He boasted of his shield and said, "My shield is so strong that nothing sharp can penetrate it." He boasted of his spear and said, "My spear is so sharp that anything solid can pierce it." Someone said, "What will happen if you stab your shield with your spear?" The man was tongue-tied and couldn't answer a word.

In this article, the seller of spears and shields said inconsistent words:

He said, "My shield is so strong that nothing sharp can penetrate it."

He added, "My spear is so sharp that any solid can pierce it."

Central idea:

Spears and Shields tells the story of a man who boasted about the spears and shields he sold, but was unable to justify himself because of self-contradiction, and warned people to seek truth from facts when speaking and doing things, and not to exaggerate and contradict themselves. The moral of spear and shield is to tell the truth and do practical things without violating the objective laws of things, so that you can't convince yourself first; It is also a metaphor for inconsistency or contradiction in speaking and doing things. Everything is wrong.

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2. The content of classical Chinese is that the Chu people have a shield and have contradictions, claiming: "I have a strong shield and can't sink." He praised his spear and said, "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or, "What about a child's spear and a trapped child's shield?" He has the ability to respond.

A long time ago, there was a man in Chu who sold both spears and shields. Once, he boasted about his shield and said, "My shield is the strongest in the world, and nothing can pierce it." Then he boasted about his spear and said, "My spear is the sharpest, and anything can pierce it." A man asked, "What would happen if you stabbed your shield with your spear?" The man doesn't know what to say after listening to it.

Reason: it means that words and deeds are inconsistent and inconsistent. [Hint] When speaking and writing an article, if there are two opposite statements in the same relationship, which are inconsistent, it will be full of contradictions, just like a businessman in the State of Chu. This fable has been deeply rooted in people's hearts, and "self-contradiction" has become a common vocabulary.

China's classical idiom "contradiction" means to stab one's shield with one's spear. Metaphor is self-contradictory in words and deeds.

Spear: spear, an ancient weapon used for attack; Shields: Shields, ancient defensive weapons.

This story comes from Han Feizi Nan Yi: A man in the State of Chu sells both shields and spears in the market. In order to attract customers and sell his goods as soon as possible, he exaggerated and exaggerated loudly.

First, he raised the shield in his hand and boasted to passers-by: "Ladies and gentlemen, please look at this shield in my hand. It is a good shield forged with good materials at one time, with a particularly strong texture. No sharp spear can penetrate! " These words made people gather around and watch carefully.

Then, the Chu people picked up the spear against the wall and boasted more brazenly: "Heroes, please look at this spear in my hand again. It's a good spear hammered out, with a particularly sharp point. No matter how strong your shield is, it will be pierced by my spear! " When this big talk came out, everyone who listened was dumbfounded.

After a while, I saw a man stand out from the crowd, pointing to the Chu people and asking, "You just said that your shield is so strong that no spear can pierce it;" Your spear is so sharp that no shield can resist it. Then ask: What if I poke your shield with your spear? "The Truman was speechless, so he blushed. He quickly packed up his spear and shield and fled the market despondently.

Now you can't use this word to prove what you said. For example, "What you just said is inconsistent, and others don't know how to understand it."

4. Translation of China's ancient poem "Spear and Shield" There was a man in Chu who went to the street to sell spears and shields. In order to attract customers, he raised his shield and boasted, "My shield is so strong that no weapon can pierce it!" " "

He put down his shield, raised his spear and boasted, "My spear is extremely sharp, so I can put it on whenever I stab anything!" " "

At this time, someone asked him, "What will happen if you stab your shield with your spear?"

The Chu man couldn't answer a word.

Moral: exaggerating the advantages of things that are divorced from reality often leads to contradictory jokes.

Attached to the original:

Chu people with shields and spears have a reputation: "My shield is so strong that nothing can sink." He praised his spear and said, "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or, "What about a child's spear and a trapped child's shield?" He has the ability to respond.

Han Fei's "Han Fei Zi Difficult Bureau"

5. Seeking contradiction and buying shoes by Zheng Classical Chinese translation: There was a man who sold contradictions in Chu State. He boasted that his shield was so strong that nothing could penetrate it. He also boasted that his spear was so sharp that anything could pierce it. Someone said, "Pierce it with your spear." The man was speechless when asked. He said that a man boasted that he sold a spear and a shield at the same time, but he couldn't prove himself because they were contradictory. He warned people to seek truth from facts when speaking and doing things, and not to exaggerate and contradict themselves. There is a man in Zheng State who wants to buy shoes. He took a rope at home, measured his feet, and then put the measured size on the seat. But he forgot to measure. He chose a pair of shoes and wanted to compare their sizes. He found that he forgot to bring the measured rope, so he hurried home to get it. When he came back with a rope, the market was over and he finally couldn't buy shoes. When others knew, they said to him, "Why don't you try it with your own feet?" He stubbornly said, "I would rather trust the measured size than my own feet." Moral: The fable "Zheng Man buys shoes" tells the story of an ancient Zheng man who went to the market to buy shoes, but didn't believe in his own feet because he only believed in the measured size, which satirized the fact that many people in the world only believed in dogma.

6. Han Feizi Nan Yi's ancient prose and its meaning source.

[Edit this paragraph] Original text

Chu people have shields and spears, praising: "My shield is strong and can't sink." He praised his spear and said, "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or, "What about a child's spear and a trapped child's shield?" He has the ability to respond.

[Edit this paragraph] Translation

There was a man from Chu who sold both shields and spears. He boasted of his shield and said, "My shield is so strong that nothing sharp can penetrate it." He boasted of his spear and said, "My spear is so sharp that any solid can pierce it." Someone asked him, "What would happen if you stabbed your shield with your spear?" The man was tongue-tied and couldn't answer a word.

Spears and Shields tells the story of a man who boasted about the spears and shields he sold, but was unable to justify himself because of self-contradiction, and warned people to seek truth from facts when speaking and doing things, and not to exaggerate and contradict themselves. The moral of spear and shield is to tell the truth and do practical things without violating the objective laws of things, so that you can't convince yourself first; It is also a metaphor for inconsistency or contradiction in speaking and doing things.

7. Translation of Spears and Shields in Classical Chinese The Chu people have shields and spears, and they have a good name: "My shield is strong and can't sink."

He praised his spear and said, "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or, "What about a child's spear and a trapped child's shield?" He has the ability to respond.

Invincible shields and invincible spears cannot coexist. Note 1. Spear: a long-handled weapon used to assassinate enemies in ancient times. The basic shapes of spears are narrow leaves, broad leaves, long leaves, blade belts and parallel shapes with notches.

2, shield: shield, used to shield swords in ancient times. 3, reputation: bragging.

4. talk about it. 5. Wu: mine

6. Trap: This means penetration, and the latter means stabbing. 7. or: someone.

8. use: use. 9. Zi: You, a courtesy title for people.

10, He Ru: How about that? 1 1, A: Answer.

12, Li: sharp, sharp. 13, Qi: This refers to people who sell spears and shields.

14, f: No Vernon: No.

15, zhi: modal particles. 16, Yan: (Yu): sold.

There was a man from Chu who sold both shields and spears. He boasted of his shield and said, "My shield is so strong that nothing sharp can penetrate it."

He boasted of his spear and said, "My spear is so sharp that any solid can pierce it." Someone asked him, "What would happen if you stabbed your shield with your spear?" The man was tongue-tied and couldn't answer a word.

A shield that can pierce nothing and a spear that can pierce everything cannot exist in this world at the same time. The central idea of "Spears and Shields" is that while boasting about the spears and shields he sells, he can't justify himself because of self-contradiction, warning people to seek truth from facts when they speak and do things, and not to exaggerate and contradict themselves.

The moral of spear and shield is to match words with deeds, not to violate the objective laws of things, and not to convince yourself first. It is also a metaphor for inconsistency or contradiction in speaking and doing things.