Funny homophonic crossword jokes.

Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind).

●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

● The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

Low straw hat throw pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

●. The rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky. (pour plums).

● Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

●. Bald man with an umbrella-lawless. (no hair can't).

● Shorty transition-peace of mind. (Pan Xin).

● Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

●/kloc-weather in 0/2 months-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

A riddle about a word/word

1, crossword puzzle: the emperor's new clothes-attack

2, crossword puzzle: Level 1-Huai

3, crossword puzzle: Shi Dakai-Yan

Crossword puzzle: an introduction to pig worship

5, crossword puzzles: exceptionally generous-back

6, crossword puzzle: get out of the boudoir and get to know each other-good.

7. Crossword puzzle: One Thousand and One Nights-歼

8. Crossword puzzle: 72 hours-Crystal

Crossword puzzle: The foot of my bed is shining brightly-Kuang.

10, crossword puzzle: need half, leave half light.

1 1, crossword puzzle: bite more than half a name.

12, crossword puzzle: January 1st is not today-Ming.

13, crossword puzzle: if you want half, throw half milk.

14, crossword puzzle: general store-noisy

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.