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The fable story of scissors for small crabs.
A group of grass carp are chasing each other in the pond. The little crab saw it and wanted to join their game. He wanted to surprise them, so he quietly hid behind a stone. When the grass carp swam nearby, the little crab suddenly jumped out and the two big claws clicked. Before he could say "Let's play games together", the grass carp were scared to flee everywhere.
Little crabs are a little disappointed that they can't play with grass carp, but soon, this feeling disappears-don't they dare to play with me, which means I'm good? Thinking of this, the little crab is very happy. He clicked the scissors twice, and he thought he must be very handsome like this.
Isn't that the mussel in front? He is opening the mussel shell and lazily basking in the shallow water of the pond with his eyes closed. It must be comfortable to be surrounded by warm water. The little crab also wants to bask in the sun side by side with the mussel.
However, before basking in the sun, the little crab wants to scare the mussels. He sneaked up to the mussel, grabbed the mussel with two big claws, and sprayed water from his mouth, trying to tease the mussel. The mussel is having a beautiful dream, which scares him. The two clam shells clicked together. The two big claws of the little crab were caught before they could be pulled out. The little crab just gasped in pain, and it took a lot of effort to pull its two big claws back from the clam shell.
"Bang, bang," the little crab patted the clam shell twice with its big paw and said angrily, "I wanted to be friends with you, and you almost broke my big paw!"
"Hey, what's that?" When the little crab saw the strange thing in front of him, he was even angry with the mussel. "Ha ha, how do I look like an earthworm?"
"Brother, when did you learn to swim?" The little crab said, curiously lifting two big scissors to touch the earthworm.
"Don't touch it!" A boulder next to it actually spoke. The little crab was scared and quickly put the scissors back. When he looked carefully, it turned out to be an old turtle talking: "That's the bait set by human beings. If you touch it, you will be caught ashore and become a good meal on their plates. "
"Even if it is, what can you do to me?" The little crab proudly raised two big scissors and "clicked" twice. "We have this ... who are we afraid of?"
When the little crab said "this", it was still at the bottom of the pool. When it said "Who are you afraid of", it was dragged out of the water by the thin line that was almost invisible.
Sure enough, a man stood by the pond, holding a fishing rod high in his hand, wearing a sun hat on his head and a pair of dark sunglasses on his face, so dark that he couldn't even see his eyes. That's terrible!
It turned out that the little crab heard the old turtle shout "Let go" and was scared to forget everything by sunglasses.
The little crab thought, it's over. I regret not listening to the old turtle. It seems that it is bound to become a delicious food for human beings. The sunglasses are close to the little crab, and the little crab retreats towards the pond, waving two big scissors and fighting back with a click.
"I thought it was that old turtle!" Sunglasses smiled coldly and kicked at the little crab. The little crab felt a terrible pain-two big claws were kicked off.
The little crab that lost its scissors flew away. He thinks flying is really good. He can go back to the pond again. ...
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