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Talk about the feeling of being single for a long time.

1, I really want to take you to meet me before and let you know how your appearance has changed a person.

I will never love another person as I loved you. I'm not expecting or disappointed. Thank you for your appearance, which will be enough for me to remember for a lifetime.

Life is meeting and parting again and again, forgetting and starting again and again, but there are always some things that will leave a mark once they happen, and there are always people who can't forget them once they come.

4, the most unbearable to see you, lost innocence, lost innocence, never see you again, innocent.

You make this joke sad, and I make it humorous.

6. I don't want what I don't want. I don't love what I don't love. If you turn off the lights, even the back doesn't exist.

7. If your heart is not cruel enough, then your heart is bound to hurt.

8. Many people who once thought that they were indispensable left. Without even saying goodbye.

9. It's better to laugh it off than to wash it with tears.

10, I didn't know the taste of parting was so bleak, I didn't know the taste of saying goodbye was so strong.

1 1, I feel sad, not because you cheated me, but because I can't trust you anymore.

12, no matter how deeply you are hurt, there will always be someone who will let you forgive all the difficulties in your previous life.

13, no one understands my happiness, no one understands my sadness, and after thinking about it, I found that this is loneliness.

14, you can cry, but don't let everyone see your vulnerability.

15, the world is so big and life is so long, there will always be someone you want to treat gently.

16, more and more willful because of love, more and more silent because of injury, and more and more polite because of extreme disappointment.

Talking about a person's depression after being single for a long time.

1, single for a long time, and then meet the person you like suddenly afraid, smiled and shook his head and said forget it.

2. Single girls don't have to worry. Maybe God is telling you that I want to leave a special person for that girl.

3. It's nice to be single. If you meet someone you like, you can justify it.

4. I am not single dog. I'm just a lonely wolf in the wind.

Please don't give up love just because you are single, prepare your best self and wait for a better one.

6. "The biggest reason for being single is because I am unwilling and feel that I am not worthy of the feelings I want."

7. Although you are ugly and single, what if someone is blind?

8. If love makes you unable to be yourself, it is better to be single again.

Being single is not a selfish choice, but a wiser choice than being with the wrong person.

10, single for a long time will lose the ability to love and be loved, and I don't know how to like someone.

1 1, single life seems that no one will make you angry and of course no one will surprise you.

12, do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and don't consider me.

13, it's good to be single, and it's natural to meet someone you like.

14, the whole world smells of love, and I smell of single dog.

15, it's good to be single, and it's justified to meet someone you like.

16, "The feeling at first sight, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such people are generally single dog. "

17, single girls don't have to worry. Maybe God's idea is that I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

18, it's good to be single, and it's natural to meet someone you like.

19, breaking up is ridiculous. The next day, I went to my brother and said I was single. Do you want it?

20. Pets are not allowed in schools, so single dog doesn't go to school.

2 1, it's good to be single, and it's only natural to meet someone you like.

22. "The advantage of being single is that you can take it for granted."

23. What's it like to be single for a long time? You can fight a team battle seriously.

24. Nowadays, high-value people are single.

25. Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to one person.

26. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I am smelling of single dog.

27. You are more suitable for being single, and no one can take care of you.

28. I just like being single and letting my hair fly in the wind.

29. Being single for a long time will lose the ability to love and be loved. I still don't know how to like someone.

30. I just suddenly let go of my hand and walked on alone.

3 1, just one more person, no big deal.

32. I have regained my status as a single aristocrat and proudly continued my youth.

33. Now he is a simple man. Don't worry about him.

34. Will you join me in my next job?

35. You haven't met the right person yet. In fact, don't worry. One day, someone will come to you across Qianshan.

36. The mobile phone package contains so many phone bills every month, but I don't know who to call.

When you call your parents, they occasionally hint at you intentionally or unintentionally that it's good to have a love affair in college. ...

38. I saw a funny joke on the Internet and wanted to tell it to someone, but everyone seemed to be busy.

39. When I saw the words wedding diamond ring and rose, I didn't even have brain tonic.

40. Always clamoring for an object, but never taking the initiative to hook up; People who don't like it are too lazy to accept the pursuit of others. It's not that "deficiency is better than abuse", but I still refuse to be wronged.

4 1, the longer you stay single, the harder it is to meet the right person, because you are even more reluctant to settle down and give your heart.

I bought a new suit and couldn't wait to put it on, but no one seemed to notice.

43. Watching the lovers around me silently show their love and envy, I will also look forward to the day when I show my love.

44. In fact, after being single for a long time, you will find that a person's world is also wonderful.

45. Your joys and sorrows will not change because of another person's joys and sorrows.

46. The advantage of being single is that you can take it for granted.

47. In this age when ambiguity is more rampant than love, being single is actually a luxury.

48. Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

49. "Now all high-value people are single."

50. I finally bid farewell to my single life for more than half a year and started my single life in the second half of the year.

5 1, the reason why I am single so far, acquaintances are not easy to start with strangers.

52. Being single is God's plan for you.

53. You haven't met the right person yet. In fact, don't worry. One day, someone will come to you across Qianshan.

54. It is said that all the high-value people are single now.

Since I was born, I have been blessed by God. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

56. Being single so far is not because of low emotional intelligence, but because choosing to be single is much wiser than falling into a wrong love.

A short sentence that one person says for a long time and one person says for a long time.

1. Life is a train to the grave. There will be many stops on the way. No one can accompany you from beginning to end. You will see people coming and going. If you are lucky, someone will accompany you for a while. When this person wants to get off the bus, even if he doesn't give up, he should be grateful and wave goodbye, because maybe another person will accompany you further at the next stop.

If the heart has no place to live, it will wander around.

The best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person?

Even if I try harder, happiness will only get farther and farther away from me, and I can't find my previous support.

If you are fine, it will be sunny, so you can't hang up in this weather. ...

I don't hate you now, but I don't love you either. I will only look at you with strange eyes.

7. Actually, the difficulty is not terrible. The terrible thing is that no one shares it with you.

8. Five rules of happiness: don't hate, don't worry, live a simple life, pay more and expect less.

9, a little tired, there is a feeling of falling asleep.

10, I tried my best to walk into your heart, but in the end, I didn't walk into your heart, and I was scarred.

1 1, the scenery we often see is that a person always looks up to and envies the happiness of others, but finds himself being looked up to and envied. In fact, everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often seen by others.

12, I want to hear a simple greeting from you when I am lonely.

13, living in a city, or loving someone, or doing something for a long time, you will feel bored and have an impulse to escape. Maybe I'm not tired of this city, the people I love and the things I insist on, but I just can't give myself the courage to persist.

14, you can sing alone, drink coffee alone, doodle alone, travel alone, go shopping alone, get caught in the rain alone, listen to music alone, talk to yourself alone, be in a daze alone, dance alone, watch TV alone, read magazines alone ... only love, you can't do it yourself.

15, someone loved it, and it's over; There is a saying, once said, I regret it; If there is a wound, it will be numb when it hurts; There is a heart, which is broken when it trembles.

16, I don't understand the darkness at night during the day, and I am drunk without coffee.

17, I know you are afraid of hurting my hand, so I let go, right?

18, people will always encounter setbacks, there will be low tides, and there will be times when they are not understood. At this moment, what we need is to wait patiently and confidently, believing that life will not give up on you. If you can't stand loneliness, then you can't see prosperity.

19, not all people who say they love you love you, and not all people can grow old with you. Nothing lasts forever, nothing lasts long, and anyone can find an excuse to go first. Love is a luxury, you can live without it.

20, hey, I can't afford the heating bill at home, so I have to burn money!

2 1, I'm afraid I met you too early to hold you forever.

22. Women always have a dry day, and men always have a bald day. Therefore, mountains and rivers can become a cycle.

23. Maybe you can find someone who loves you more after breaking up, but you can't find someone who loves you more than me.

24. Is it because everything comes too easily, so you don't know how to cherish it?

25. Truth is not what we have been looking for, but what we have been missing. We missed it because we were looking for it.

26. The quickest and most reliable way to overcome fear and build self-confidence is to do what you are afraid of until you gain a successful experience.

27. When tomorrow becomes today, yesterday, and finally a day that is no longer important in memory, we suddenly find ourselves unconsciously pushed forward by time. This is not the illusion that we are moving forward when we are in a stationary train and cross with adjacent trains, but that we really grow up on this matter and become another ourselves.

28. The last thing I should do in this life is to fall in love with you, so that I can't pick up the feeling of my heartbeat.

29. Hate me. It doesn't matter, I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

When two people are in love, everything is always so beautiful. When they break up, everything in front of them will become dark, and love is really deep.

3 1, how many times and how many times, memories have painted life into a circle, and we can't get rid of it after turning around in the same place countless times. I have always wanted to go back to the place where I first met. If I can choose again, I think I can love more simply.

Happiness is like a butterfly, which is hard to get when you chase it. But when you sit quietly, it may fall on you.

33. I thought I would forget you after a long time, but his unintentional words can make me completely out of control.

34, heartbreak, I don't want to torture myself, wishful love is doomed to have no ending.

No matter how bad yesterday is, don't let it affect your present and future.

It doesn't matter how slow it is. As long as you make up your mind, you will eventually get where you want to go.

When we see a pure and clear stream, we will feel happy, but a dirty drain will make us feel bored. Similarly, the joy of the soul comes from the inner clarity and purity, and the distress comes from the inner chaos and filth.

What I want is not just a hug, but a heart that only loves me.

39. Don't talk about the mess of life easily, but learn to face the chaotic reality; Don't waste every day easily, because this is the first day of the rest of your life; Don't give in to the world easily, it makes you cry, but you should make yourself laugh in persistence. As long as we can bear it and have a strong heart, life will not be too pale. You should have a list that can be "automatically added" in your mind to record the little happiness in your life.

40. After you left, my world lost all its colors, and I didn't even give charity to black and white.

4 1, life is a coffee table full of tragedies.

42. Many times, if you love someone too much, you will get drunk, but if you hate it for too long, your heart will be easily broken.

43. Get to know each other better and find that you love not me, but your desire! I was extremely disappointed again, and my mood went from peak to trough. How can you treat me like this? What did I do wrong? If you don't like it, I'll say so. Why did you lie to me? When I can't satisfy your wish, you turn to her. From that moment on, you froze the world.

44. I am not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

45. Good temper is because no one wants to accommodate you. The idea is profound because you have no one to play with, so you have time to think about many problems. You can always go home safely when you are drunk. You think that's your superpower, but it's just because you know no one will care about you. This is the truth of the world. Loneliness makes you strong and makes you a better person.

46. I want to have such a person, no matter what poverty, disease or death, who will always be by my side.

47. After such a long detour, even if you return to the original place, it is not the original beauty.

48. The more a person lets go, the richer he becomes.

49. Actually, I'm just an ordinary person. From being a girl to being someone else's wife today, everything is destiny takes a hand, and no one can change it. When I was a child, I was the baby of my parents. When you grow up, you are sensible. When you have someone you like, you stay with him, get married, and have your own children. Only then do you know that it is not easy for your parents and have paid too much for their children.

50. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

5 1. Friendship, love and marriage are like paving a concrete road. Every once in a while, you must leave a gap and keep a little distance. If there are no gaps, the pavement will soon expand and crack.

Since our ambition wants to conquer everything, conquering our ambition means conquering everything, which may be the best shortcut.

53. When did this big white wall built near the water become the hometown I can't go back to in my dream? I used to pack my bags in such a hurry, and I wanted to use the years for the past. Walking through the world of mortals and enjoying the world, I realized that life is just a dream. If you love someone, you can forget them. The mistakes made should be forgiven. Please allow me, with the rest of my time, to talk to the grass, trees and tile eaves here again.

54. I have been in love with you, happy, bitter, heartbroken, and separated after so many experiences.

Falling in love with you hurts my heart, but I still want to pick up some memories of the past.

56. We can all go together these years. Why can't you accompany me to the end?

57. The heart is a house with two bedrooms, one is painful and the other is happy. Don't laugh too loudly when you are proud, or you will wake up the pain next door.

58, some people will not forget, because reluctant; Some people have to forget because it's not worth it.

59. First love makes you forget time, then time makes you forget love.

60, this relationship, this memory, I will try to give up.

6 1, money is a magic mirror, and villains and hypocrites are exposed to it; Love is a superb makeup artist, and lovers and young people shine under its influence.

No matter when you start, it is important not to give up easily after you start.

63. Sometimes, I feel bad for no reason and don't want to talk to anyone. I just want to be alone. Sometimes in the dead of night, I suddenly feel that I can't sleep, but I stubbornly don't want to sleep. Sometimes, when you hear a song, you will suddenly think of someone. Sometimes, people suddenly say to you, I think you have changed, and then they start to have mixed feelings. -I lost myself and could only pick it up slowly.

64. There are no people in this world who are not injured. Only you can really cure yourself.

65. In this world, all kinds of evils, prejudices and fallacies trample on each other, and wars are endless. Ignorance is mixed with drifting, and only truth is above the clouds.

66. Every abandonment must be a sublimation, otherwise don't give up; Every choice must be a sublimation, otherwise don't choose. The greatest pleasure of being a man is to get what you want through struggle, so shortcomings mean that you can further improve, and deficiencies mean that you can make further efforts. When a person needs nothing, his living space is deprived, and he slowly moves away from happiness.

67. No blow should be an excuse for your depravity. You cannot change the world, but you can change yourself.

68. People can live happily, but we choose complexity, sigh!

69. Shakespeare: Eyes are a wonderful thing. The unfortunate boy stared at the beautiful girl, but his body hit the telephone pole; The lucky boy stared at the telephone pole, but his body hit the beautiful girl.

70. In this world, only truly happy men can bring real happiness to women.

7 1, tears need a stream of people, suffering needs a person to eat, which I can actually bear.

72. The so-called maturity means that you always take your own umbrella when you go far away and rarely get wet again. That is, you can control your tears and rarely move yourself to cry. It is you who learn to be kind to yourself and take care of yourself. You gradually become an independent individual, instead of relying on luck to rely on everything outside. No one will definitely pick you up on a rainy night, and no one will definitely read your heart.

73. You said you would love me all my life, but unfortunately you didn't say which life.

74. The most exciting thing in the world is * * * at the same time, * * * in the same space and at the same time. All promises are pale and empty, even if they are promised, they will change as they say.

75. You should believe that you will be happy, and you should keep an open heart. Life is unpredictable, but it provides many opportunities to realize your dreams. Just don't forget that sometimes, taking a positive step requires you to adjust your dreams slightly, or plan new dreams-change your mind or dream more. Happiness can't be achieved in a day, just as the dilemma of unhappiness is not formed in a day.

76. You and I are two people who don't want to work. You say your good, and I say mine.

77. Memory is a key to wow energy. Even if you don't want to open your heart again, you will still remember it.

78. Some people say that parallel lines are the most terrible, but I think the most terrible thing is the intersection of lines-obviously they have crossed, but they will always stay away from each other at some point in the future, getting farther and farther. ...

79. There is only one scar left in the end, because I know, so I am merciful.

Please thank the person who hurt you, because he tempered your mind! Please thank the person who tripped you, because he strengthened your legs! Please thank the person who cheated you, because he enhanced your wisdom! Please thank the person who despises you, because he awakened your self-esteem! Please thank the person who abandoned you, because he taught you independence!

8 1. Maybe my tears are worthless only at night, because I am the only one who knows them at night.

82. Our life is like a bubble floating on the sea. The outer wall of a bubble is made of water. Water comes from the whole, and it comes from the whole ocean. The inside of the bubble is empty, and this empty space comes from the whole. This empty space is no different from the whole sky, just because of the existence of the outer wall, this empty space is no longer fresh and flowing.

83. Some wounds will heal after a long time, and some grievances will be relieved after they are figured out.

84. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time.

85. Life is like riding a bike. If you want to keep your balance, you must move forward. Life is always in a cycle of distress, unable to struggle; If you can't get it, you want it. I got it, but I'm afraid of losing it. You always feel that others get more than yourself. Each of us is trying to write our own life. Whether you like it or not, you must write, read, write and read the book of life.

86, love is like a luxurious feast, often dressed up to attend, but the result is always full of wolves. And when the next feast comes, you still have to dress up. ...

87. When you cherish your past, are satisfied with your present and are optimistic about your future, you stand at the top of your life; When you know that success won't make you, failure won't crush you, and dullness won't drown you, you stand at the peak of your life.

88. Life is too short to leave a minute for someone who makes you unhappy.

Freedom also means taking full responsibility for yourself.

I'm afraid that one day you don't love me anymore, but I still love you.

9 1, everyone wants to take it, and how many can afford it?

92. Love is a hundred years of loneliness until you meet the person who is determined to protect you. At that moment, all the bitter loneliness had a way home.

93. There are no traces of wings in the sky, but birds have flown; My heart has not been cut by a knife, but the pain is so clear. The softest places in the chest, the wounds that have been hurt by lovers are far sharper than those on the limbs, and only time can heal them.

94. The world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose.

95, life should be easy, don't give yourself too much pressure, what kind of life will be given by what mentality. No matter how much you believe in fate, please don't cherish love after it is lost. Love doesn't wait until it's free to touch.

96. There is always a memory buried in my heart, and I don't want to forget it or seal it.

97. Maybe some people can only see their own hearts clearly, and no one can tell. They only use diaries to record the meaning of travel and use time to burn past love.

98. The speed at which a person replies to you is directly proportional to the degree of caring for you.

99. I have tasted the feeling of loving someone and hating someone.

100, missing is a kind of pain, but I will always miss you because I can't forget you.

Tell me about a person's single.

A person's single talk about sadness 1. I don't want to be alone, but I have always been alone.

2. I came to your city, walking the way you came, imagining how lonely you are without me, holding the photos you gave me and being familiar with the streets, but without your photos, we can't go back to that day.

I think accepting the fact that people are lonely is a sign of growth.

Loneliness is the loneliest when everyone is happy.

5. Love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

6. You called my daughter-in-law, but told me in front that you were single in the group. You're ridiculous, young man.

I love you in my worst way, but I gave you my heart.

He drifted alone, just wanting to see the unknown world. Some people will only stay in a corner all their lives, and they are too lazy to look out of the window, let alone step out of the door.

9. Helpless, even when a person sees a drama, he immediately thinks of someone, but he can't find the benefits of loneliness, including freedom and freedom. A person rarely thinks alone without anyone's emotional enjoyment, that is, a person who has never broken evil spirits and feels embarrassed to eat alone in a restaurant.

10. If the direction of life is wrong, stopping is progress.

1 1. During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

12. Worst of all, we have separated, but in my memory, you are still arrogant.

13. Uneasy, naturally confused, homeless, naturally lonely.

14. I won't rely on others because I'm fed up with disappointment.

15. What should love do in the face of reality?

A person's single talk about classics 1. I can't sleep thinking about you.

I've been waiting for you, you know, but why didn't you take the initiative to find me?

Time has taken away youth, innocence and a lot. There are only two things left: maturity and loneliness.

4. Great works don't need to roll around like pets to win the favor of prospective aristocrats, nor do they need to bark like maned dogs. It should be a whale, swimming alone in the deep sea, breathing loudly and heavily.

5. Life is half a memory and half a continuation.

6. A person's night, a person's waiting. I don't remember how many nights it was, nor how many times I waited. I didn't know that I was still insisting and waiting alone.

7. Being single is not as happy as breaking up. No, I miss you very much. How have you been recently? No love words.

8. My heart can't breathe, and this love will continue.

9. Time is wasted in love.

10. No matter how hard I try to escape, I will eventually fall. If I left alone yesterday, there would be no place.

1 1. Pixing Dai Yue goes to work, and all the lights go home!

12. Only when shoes are put on your feet do you know whether they are suitable or not.

13. It turns out that I am really nothing.

14. A person's loneliness, which has never been seen before, is wrapped in layers by this night.

15. Women are either arrogant and single or don't play seriously, so why flirt with other people's husbands.

One's singles talk about hot articles 1. After all, people are helpless and lonely between heaven and earth. If you can really face birth, illness and death, you will really understand that there is nothing worth nostalgia in this world.

2. I am single, and my single child wants to find someone he loves deeply.

We are born lonely, and only ourselves are our partners till death do us part.

4. I used to think that loneliness was talking to myself; Now I think: loneliness is that you forget to talk to yourself.

I gave you my heart, why did you give me loneliness?

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. I feel so lonely only because I miss you so much.

7. I don't like you talking to me like that. I'd rather you treat me like a sister than call me by such an ambiguous name.

8. People who really want to leave will not say goodbye.

9. I heard that you are in love, that you like him very much, that you are happy, and that you lied.

10. It's really nice to be alone.

1 1. A good man is someone else's husband.

12. There is a road that is sparsely populated and inaccessible. But I have to stick to it. Because at its end, there is a "dream".

13. The saddest thing in life is to meet a very special person and realize that it will never happen and give up sooner or later.

14. When you meet someone, you find a vacancy in your heart, you start to expect someone to fill it, or you find yourself very, very lonely, then that's the feeling you can't escape.

15. A lonely heart must be a full heart, so full that it overflows and rushes out, eager for someone to echo him, accept him and understand him.

16. I think the so-called loneliness is the person you are facing, and his emotions are not on the same frequency as your own.

17. If you don't love deeply, you will break up sooner or later; If love is not true, I'd rather be single.

18. It is also strange that a person can be so lonely in a crowded house.

19. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see two people.

20. I am a lonely patient. I won't warm you, so don't come near me.