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What's the wonderful story in Water Margin? ?

There are many wonderful stories in The Water Margin, such as: the grass yard was burned in Fengxue Mountain Temple, the tiger was beaten in Jingyang Mountain, drunk and beaten, Lin Chong was forced to Liangshan, Lu Ba weeping willows, Yang Zhi was robbed of his birthday, Lu made a scene in the crock temple, Lin Chong mistakenly broke into the White Tiger Hall, robbed the legal field to save Song Jiang, and Lu Tihai punched the card in Kansai Town. I like and am familiar with all these wonderful stories.

The above stories, especially Jingyanggang Wusong Tiger Fighting and Sun Erniang Meat Selling, I think these two stories are the most exciting and impressive. Let's share with you the wonderful contents of these two short stories. 1. Song Wuda Tiger Song Wu drank 18 bowls of wine in a hotel not far from Jingyanggang, and was trying to stagger to Jingyanggang with a whistle stick hanging upside down. The store chased out and shouted, "I can't go! Can't leave! Recently, there was a tiger in Ganggang, which has hurt twenty or thirty lives. " Hearing this, Song Wu said with a smile, "If you stop scaring me, I'm not afraid!

It was early winter, with short days and long nights, and it soon became dark. Song Wu found nothing along the way and muttered, "Obviously people are afraid of going up the mountain, and there are no tigers there!" " Song Wu walked for a while, feeling drunk and hot all over. He opened his clothes on his chest with one hand and went straight to the chaotic Woods. He saw a very smooth big bluestone, and the board simply put the whistle stick aside. He is preparing to lie down and sleep. Suddenly there was a strong wind, and then he jumped out from behind the rocky jungle with a bang-a white-fronted tiger. Song Wu couldn't help crying, "Oh, dear". He quickly turned down from the bluestone board, picked up the sentry stick and flashed aside. Hungry and thirsty, the tiger gently put his front paws on the ground and pounced on Song Wu. Song Wu was taken aback, broke out in a cold sweat and woke up drunk.

The tiger didn't sweep Song Wu, but roared and jumped again. Song Wu saw the tiger turned and came at him, so he waved his whistle with both hands and chopped the tiger down from the air with all his strength. I only heard a bang, but I cut off a branch with a thick arm. As a result, Song Wu fell into a panic. He hit the dead tree instead of the tiger. The sentry stick was folded in half, leaving only half in his hand. The tiger was even more anxious, growled and opened his mouth and came at me again. Song Wu jumped up and retreated a dozen paces. The tiger's two front paws fell right in front of Song Wu. Song Wu simply put the half whistle stick in his hand aside, grabbed the tiger's scalp with both hands and pressed it hard on the ground. The tiger struggled desperately, and Song Wu kicked the tiger in the face and eyes with his feet. The tiger roared in pain,

Two piles of loess were collected under the body and made into pits. Song Wu put the tiger's mouth in the loess pit and kicked it for a while. Tigers have little strength. At this point, Song Wu gripped the tiger tightly with his left hand, raised his fist like a hammer with his right hand, and tried his best to fight. After sixty or seventy punches, the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears all spurted blood, leaving only one breath, and he could not move any more. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would not die, so he found the broken whistle stick and played for a while. Seeing that the tiger was out of breath, he threw the fire stick and climbed over the hill.

The significance of this story is that Song Wu's behavior is essentially that he doesn't want to live in a secular way, dares to resist the system, and at the same time doesn't know how to resist, so he can only act rashly. Liangshan heroes like Lu, Liu and Liu have to drink and eat meat if they have no money. Their whole set of three views is different from that of normal people, and it is difficult to define them by the standard of "audacity" of ordinary people. In fact, a careful observation of Song Wu's struggle with the tiger shows that he is holding the tiger with all his strength, punching and kicking, without any heroism, and more like a beast struggling for survival.

He lost his strength after killing the tiger. When he saw Orion in tiger skin, he thought it was a tiger and thought, I'll be buried here today. His narrow escape has not changed his mind, and he still wants to rebel against the whole society in his own way (meaningless, reckless, and it feels appropriate). It can only be said that this is a unique set of behaviors of a special individual in the dark society, which is deplorable.

Second, Sun Erniang sells human flesh figures. She is Zhang Qing's wife, the proprietress of the joint store, and is called "the first enchanting person in Liangshan". She and her husband opened a pub in Cross Slope, Mengzhou, and the stuffing in the shop was all human flesh. When Song Wu was assigned to Mengzhou, he passed Crossslope and went in for dinner, but was killed by Sun Erniang. Song Wu cheated Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing for mercy, and then Song Wu got to know them. She went to Liangshan with Zhang Qing and became a hero. She presided over Xishan Hotel in Liangshan Park, and was the third hero of Liangshan 103 every day. Later, Sung River conquered Fang La and was killed.

Sun Ersao is different. She owns a black shop, full of heroic spirit, warm and generous, outgoing personality. It can be seen from her description: Look at the edge of a big tree, I have already seen a hotel. A woman sat on the windowsill in front of the door, revealing a green tulle shirt and a hairpin on her head. There are some wild flowers in the temple. Seeing Song Wu and two workers coming to the door, the woman stood up to meet him. Below is a bright red raw silk skirt, painted with rouge and lead powder, with an open chest, revealing the main waist of the pink yarn and a gold button on it. How about meeting that woman? Look murderous, look fierce. As stupid as a scroll, as thick as a hammer. Thick coated with a layer of greasy powder to cover up naughty; If you wear it thick, you will faint rouge.

After reading it, I feel that Sun Ersao is different. She owns a black shop, full of chivalry, warm and generous, and outgoing. Our second deep impression was that she opened a hotel in Cross Slope, Mengzhou. Her hotel is not an ordinary hotel, but a real black shop. They not only kill people and steal things. But also kill people to chop stuffing to make buns, peel people's skin and hang them on the wall, which makes people feel creepy and chilling. From this perspective, Sun Erniang is the real murderer. Sun Erniang is a woman with a strong sense of spiritual independence. First, she won't do what her husband says, but dare to fight back and go her own way. Second, Sun Erniang, as a woman, often deals with men every day. Obviously, this does not conform to the previous concept that women are not allowed to go out, not allowed to go out and not allowed to show their faces. The author affirms Sun Erniang's behavior, which shows that the author affirms that women should live independently and not depend on men.

This kind of women are basically from the bottom of society. They are all unhappy in their own way. Some of them have lost their families, but most of them are dissatisfied with marriage and full of dreams and fantasies about love and marriage. Only in this way can they do such a thing that violates feudal ethics.

To sum up, there are actually many stories about Water Margin. I think more people are still alive. We have all experienced human sufferings, and made a living for the people, for our parents and brothers, for our children and babies, for our loved ones and for our own achievements ... We have all met Gao Qiu, Lu Qian, Wang Lun and Song Jiang to some extent, and we are not alone.