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Pang Tong: Choosing the hero is very important!

The two people who most hope to get Liu Bei's subordinates, one is well known to everyone. Netizens all know the story of Cao Cao and Guan Yu. I won't go into details here. The other is also a famous figure in the Three Kingdoms. Feng Chu Pang Tong.

Cao Cao and Pang Tong did not have many intersections in life, but from their attitude, it can be seen that Cao Cao appreciated Pang Tong better than Liu Bei and Sun Quan.

When reading about the Three Kingdoms, every time I read about the young talents of Luofengpo who died young, I burst into tears: Poor Pang Tong died under random arrows. He was only thirty-six years old.

Later generations wrote poems and lamented: "In ancient Xian, there were piles of purple and green trees, and scholars in the Yuan Dynasty had a house next to Shankuma. Children are used to singing the tune of doves, and they have heard of talents displayed in Luxiang. It is expected that three-thirds of them will be cut flat. Wandering alone for thousands of miles, who knows that the falling star of the heavenly dog ??will not bring back the general's clothes?"

Looking back on Pang Tong's life, from the attitude of Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Sun Quan towards Pang Tong, who is better and who is worse. It was clear at a glance:

When Cao Cao heard that Mr. Fengchu was coming, he went out of the tent to welcome him in person. He seated the guests and hosts separately and asked, "Young people rely on their talents to bully everyone without using good strategies. Cao Cao has heard about Mr. Fengchu's name for a long time. Now that I have received my patronage, I will not hesitate to teach you."... Cao is very happy. When you return to the stronghold, please go into your tent, place a bottle of wine and drink, and talk about military plans. Tong talks eloquently and responds fluently.

Cao Cao deeply respects and treats each other diligently. It is said that in the Battle of Chibi, Pang Tong offered Cao Cao an iron chain plan, but Cao Cao was defeated by Zhou Yu. Cao Cao suddenly realized and ordered his men to capture Pang Tong! Pang Tong was about to die heroically, but Cao Cao looked at him and sighed: "Hey, let him go!"

Pang Tong asked: " Why is this?" Cao Cao explained: "If you die, I will become the ugliest person in the world!" Although the above is a joke, it cannot conceal Cao Cao's sincerity to Pang Tong.

Let’s look at Lu Su’s invitation to Pang Tong to meet Sun Quan. After giving the gift. Quan was unhappy when he saw that he had thick eyebrows and a raised nose, a dark face and a short beard, and a strange appearance. Nai asked: "What is the main point of what Gong Gong has learned?" Tong said: "Don't be rigid, adapt to changes." Quan said: "How is Gong's talent and learning better than Gong Jin?"

Tong smiled and said "What I learned is very different from Gong Jin." Quan liked Zhou Yu the most in his life. Seeing that Tong ignored him, he became even more unhappy, so he said to Tong: "Please retreat, sir. When there is time for you, I will come to see you." Please." The commander sighed. Lu Su said: "My lord, why don't you use Pang Tong?" Quan said: "You are a madman, what good is it to use him!" One effort. The lord must know this. Quan said: "At this time, Cao Cao wanted to nail the ship. It may not be his contribution. I swear I will not use it." ”

Finally, it was the first meeting between Liu Bei and Pang Tong. De had heard of Tong for a long time, so he invited him to meet him. When Tong met Xuande, he bowed but did not bow. Xuande saw that Tong was ugly, and his heart He was also displeased, so he asked Tong: "Is it not easy to come a long way with just one step? Tong did not submit the books of Lu Su and Kong Ming, but replied: "I heard that the emperor's uncle was looking for talents, so I came here to join him." "

Xuande said: "Jingchu has been settled for a while, and there is no idle job. One hundred and thirty miles northeast of here, there is a county named Leiyang County. There is a shortage of a county governor. Qu Gong will appoint him. If there is a vacancy in the future, he should be used more seriously. Tong thought: "Xuande treats me badly!" He wanted to imitate him with his talent, but when he saw that Kong Ming was not there, he had to reluctantly say goodbye.

If Pang Tong had followed Cao Cao instead of Liu Bei, then what would happen if Pang Tong followed Cao Cao instead of Liu Bei? What will happen to Feng Chu's life?