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Who is Fang? What are his stories and contributions?

In ancient times, it was difficult to find a good man with lanterns. How many of them can only marry one wife in their lifetime? He who marries only one wife has a poor family. How many do you think he will marry if his family has money?

Li Shimin's right-hand counselor Fang is a rare species. He loves his wife Lushi very much, but Lushi is a jealous person, so sour!

Fang remembered him. /kloc-at the age of 0/8, he was promoted to Jinshi, given Yu Qiwei, and fought side by side with Li Shimin. He made great contributions to supporting Li Shimin's superior position and Li Shimin's right-hand man. He served as prime minister for 22 years. ......

Fang remembered him. /kloc-at the age of 0/8, he was promoted to Jinshi, given Yu Qiwei, and fought side by side with Li Shimin. He made great contributions to supporting Li Shimin's superior position and Li Shimin's right-hand man. He served as prime minister for 22 years. ......

But in the face of his wife Lu, he is always habitually loving and tolerant, which leads to Lu's jealousy being out of control, just like a tigress at home. As we all know, Premier Fang is a hen-pecked wife, which is considered rare.

Although Lu is strict with each other, she is also out of love. The deeper she loves, the more afraid she is of losing. She is particularly nervous that Fang will associate with other women. In addition to hating Fang's association with other women, Lu is also a "three virtuous wives", who love Fang deeply and take care of her meticulously.

After Emperor Taizong Li Shimin succeeded to the throne, he hosted a banquet and invited all the founding exploits. Everyone knows each other, has a deep friendship and likes drinking very much. Founder is drinking with his colleagues and brothers. When he was a little tipsy, everyone laughed at him for being afraid of his wife.

As the saying goes, drinking courage, Fang heard his brothers laugh at him, taking advantage of the good opportunity of his wife's absence, he immediately boasted.

Fang: I tell you, those outside are rumors! Rumors! Since when am I afraid of my wife in Fang Lingxuan? I told her to go east, but she was afraid to go west. She's too scared of me at home! If you don't believe me, I will show it to you one day. ......

Fang talked a lot and boasted a lot of cowhide! Listen to the brothers say so, but also intentional embarrassment, he knows that he has a temper, it must be a good face, bragging! Not only did he not expose him, but he also "kindly" rewarded two beautiful women to Fang in front of your ministers.

When Fang shuddered, he shouted that it was bad and uncomfortable. How can he go back and tell his wife?

Cheer Fang up. Don't be afraid, brother. These two beauties were given by your majesty, and your wife must not have the courage to touch them.

Fang can only sneak home with two beautiful women. She was glad to see Fang back, but her face changed when she saw two beautiful women behind her. Turning around, I went to find a feather duster, not only yelling at each other, but also openly letting Fang drive away the beauty given to me by the emperor!

Fang couldn't end up in this position, so she had to send two beautiful women away first. As we all know, this beauty is Li Shimin's reward after all. Seeing that he dared to disobey the life of the imperial court, he had to teach him a lesson, so he took him and Fang into the palace to find out.

Lu was a little scared when she saw that your majesty was really guilty, but she was not afraid compared with other women who robbed her husband.

Li Shimin gave her two choices. The first choice is to take two beautiful women home, and the second choice is to drink poisonous wine to avoid seeing another woman in the square. Glancing at Fang, he resolutely chose the poisoned wine, glanced at Fang and drank the poisoned wine with a decisive expression.

When Fang waited for the reaction to come over, he had fallen to the ground, and he was heartbroken with crying! He didn't know that the poisoned wine prepared by Li Shimin was actually "vinegar". Although he couldn't kill anyone, he drank a whole jar, and now he is only temporarily fixed by acid.

Li Shimin didn't come up with this idea alone, and many courtiers contributed to it. They were all in the hall, holding back their laughter, and then they burst out laughing. When Fang came back to taste, he saw Lu's expression was a bit strange. He only heard, "Mrs. Fang, don't blame me for pushing you, you are so jealous! For the sake of not giving up your husband when you are dying, I will spare you this time and take the two beautiful women back. You have a good life! " Fang Lingxuan smiled through tears, immediately kowtowed to give thanks and went home with Lu.

Since then, people have used "jealousy" to describe jealousy among women.