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Joke Yang Yang.

Commitment is only a temporary lip, which satisfies all my expectations and disappointments.

Wen | Honey Juice December

A few years later, I heard that you were getting married, but I still didn't want to attend your wedding.

The sun is warm, the green lawn is dotted with colorful flowers, and the scene is brilliant and romantic. I have fantasized about it countless times in my dreams.

She was beautiful that day, with gentle eyebrows and eyes. Your parents are very happy to let you hold the bride's hand and make a toast at the dinner table. It never occurred to me that a former celebrity like you can't get drunk now.

Brothers get together and make fun of you and the bride. This joke is very yellow. The bride also smiled shyly, but you suddenly looked in a trance, because you remembered at an inappropriate time that you had held each other's hand and said that you would never die. ...

In life, there are always too many regrets, silently watching Chen Xu holding the girl's hand, and Yang Yang blessing in tears in the corner, not because he doesn't love you, but because he doesn't want to marry you, but he can't help it!

At the end of the wedding, Yang Yang took out the plane ticket she bought half a month ago from her bag, picked up her suitcase and left this shadow city full of him, a city with people she loved wholeheartedly.

She doesn't know whether she will return to this simple but warm city with expectation from now on, just to meet Chen Xu, stay for two hours, hug for two hours, and then reluctantly leave.

This time, she came secretly and left secretly. She just wants to say goodbye to her lover.

Yang Yang is seven years older than Chen Xu, Yang Yang is married and Chen Xu is unmarried. On weekdays, he called her elder sister, all surnamed Chen, so that everyone mistakenly thought that she was his elder sister and he was his elder brother, but unfortunately they were not.

Although Chen Xu is a rural college student, he has a good habit of being hard-working and likes to study hard. During school, he worked as a part-time waiter in a hotel, worked as a tutor, and later worked as a courier brother in a logistics company ... He tried a lot of work and got unanimous praise from his boss.

When Chen Xiang applied for a job in this company, the interviewer happened to be. I was deeply impressed when we first met. Chen Xu is1.8m tall, with thick eyebrows, deep eyes and a high nose. Generally speaking, his facial features and figure are exquisite to the limit, and it is also very advantageous for Yang Yang to hire him.

In addition, Chen Xu's working ability is very strong, and he mastered all the business in a few months. With him, Yang Yang seems to have a right-hand man, and everything is handy.

In life, Yang Yang also takes special care of him and often takes him to his house for dinner, because both of them are good at cooking, often cutting vegetables and cooking, and they will scramble to wash dishes after dinner.

After a long time, I feel like a couple in love and get along very happily.

Chen Xu especially admires Yang Yang, a woman who manages the competent department so well that she ranks first in the company's performance every month. In addition to worship, he looked at her with a touch of tenderness and admiration.

"Boss, congratulations on your ranking first again. I invite you to dinner tonight. Thank you for taking care of me for so long! " Chen Xu said sincerely.

"You are still a good craftsman. Come to my house!" Chen looked at the tall and handsome man, and his heart was throbbing.

Yes, the heart that had been closed for a long time once had a glimmer of light, but it was immediately closed at this moment, and she suddenly remembered that she was a married woman.

In fact, she knew it was wrong for her to do so, and she wanted to refuse, but in the end she couldn't help agreeing to his request again and again, and even invited him to her house on her own initiative.

Her marriage is not happy. Her husband works in a foreign listed company and is away all the year round. She also has a two-year-old daughter who is taken care of by her mother-in-law. Yang Yang will never forget that scene. She took her daughter all the way to see her husband, and actually witnessed his lingering with her lover. Chen left with her daughter in tears, and then the two started a cold war. For a year, my husband refused to divorce, saying that he was taking part in accidental amusement, saying that he could not divorce for his daughter, saying that he loved his daughter the most. ...

At first, Yang Yang insisted on divorce, but later, considering the children, she decided to give up the lawsuit. She didn't want to go to war and let people around her see her jokes, which made this relationship in name only worse.

Since then, she has devoted all her energy to her work. God didn't treat her badly, and she deserved all her efforts. Her performance is thriving. When she is busy, she has no time to take care of her marriage.

Every day at work, Chen Xu often buys her some breakfast or dinner. Looking at her skinny body, he also ran several streets for her favorite steamed buns.

Later, Yang Yang began to eat on time.

Chen Xu said, "He likes women in skirts and high heels, and girls with long hair ..."

Yang Yang started trying on skirts, high heels and long hair. ...

He knows that she cares about him a little, and she also knows that he has her in his heart, but they are still trying to maintain the relationship between superiors and subordinates or siblings. No one wants to be more afraid of breaking this paper, not afraid that the other party doesn't love, but afraid of losing the other party.

Once Yang Yang was drunk on a business trip, Chen Xu almost got on the bus and carried her upstairs until she was sent to the hotel room. Yang Yang said, Chen Xu, I love you, I love you ... and then he cried.

Chen Xu helped her to bed, covered her head with a hot towel, and then covered her with a quilt. Just as she was about to leave quietly, she suddenly sat up, threw herself into his arms and burst into tears: I know I am not qualified to love you, but I am in love with you. ...

His heart was broken, and he held her tightly. He knows that she loves him, but he can't give her a future, let alone hurt her again. She fell asleep in his arms, and he gently put her on the bed and left. ...

Let's give each other distance and time!

This is the last message that Chen Xu sent to Yang Yang after boarding the green leather car.

Because something happened at home, Chen Xu returned to his hometown. He never returned to this city, but the position of Yang Yang Company has been reserved for him.

Distance did not stop them from falling in love, but made them more dependent. Chen Xu chats with Yang Yang every night and says "Good night!" , became a habit, became a habit of love.

Finally, one day, Yang Yang went to Chen Xu. They turned the lovesickness that they had been apart for so many days into hugging and sleeping, and fell in love at the same time.

Two people were lying in bed, and Chen Xu said, "Yang Yang, get a divorce, and I'll marry you!"

Yang Yang shouted. "Your parents won't agree, and neither will my daughter ..."

"No matter what kind of difficulties, we bear together, ok? I just want to be with you in this life! " Chen Xu said firmly. Yang Yang nodded.

But he couldn't convince his parents. His mother said, "You should break off contact with this kind of woman quickly. If you associate with her again, I will go to your company and ruin her reputation! "

Yang Yang was afraid that people in the company would talk to them one after another, so they bowed their heads and faced the reality, and they completely ended it.

Sometimes he misses her, too, but he doesn't dare to approach with steamed bread. He doesn't leave slowly until the breakfast is cold.

They really haven't seen each other since mother's accident.

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Three years later, Chen Xu finally got married. When Yang Yang heard this sentence from his colleague, he didn't know whether he was sad, happy, happy or sorry.

She still secretly went to see Chen Xu, completely giving up and leaving!

He put a wedding ring on her, and he is no longer her hero.