Classic bisexual joke

There is a beautiful female secretary in the company. On the third day, the manager proudly said to the assistant manager, Last night, I found that the new secretary was better in bed than my wife. The assistant manager agreed, I feel better than your wife, too. A man went to the hospital for SARS examination, and the nurse took his finger for blood test. Because there was no cotton at the moment, the nurse dared to hold his finger tightly in his mouth. The man was obsessed for a long time and said, is it possible for me to have another urine test? The first one said that I had sex with my record five times last night. The next day lp called me honey very, very sweetly. The second one said, so what? I did it 10 times last night. Lp almost let me go to work today. Then I asked the third one, and you? The third thought for a moment and said 1 time. The other two laughed at him. Haha, what did you say in lp today? "Honey, shall we have a rest?" Seeing the princess's sad face, the emperor called the imperial doctor The prescription is eight strong men. A few days later, the emperor went out to visit the palace. He was overjoyed when he saw the princess's radiant face. Suddenly, he saw eight thin people standing in front of the palace. He was surprised and asked, Who? The doctor replied: scum! A hunter was hunting and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. The hunter was wondering when another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: "Damn you! I just stripped her naked and you knocked her down! " The farmer complained to the doctor that he often felt cold feet after sleeping at night. "Yes," said the doctor, "I often have this phenomenon, and then I will hug my wife so that my feet will be warm! The farmer took great courage and said, "That's a good idea, but-when will it be convenient for your wife?" "Husband and wife make love, and her husband asks to turn off the lights every time. Halfway through the writing, my wife suddenly turned on the light and said angrily, "So you have been cheating me with cucumbers! "My husband also said angrily," Shit, I haven't asked you what happened to your child. "Two beggars want to eat a lump of shit to live. You eat, I'm not hungry. A vomited after eating, and B immediately ate and said, I just want to eat tons of heat. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head? A mother, her grandmother and two daughters suffered an unfortunate plane crash. The four of them drifted to an island with a big suitcase. The island is full of soldiers of different ages. At this time, a young soldier came and took his mother away by force. The youngest daughter hugged his leg and said, "Don't take my mother away! A Bing kicked her away and said, "What do children know!" At this moment, another young A Bing came and took my sister away. The little girl hugged his leg and said, "Don't take my sister away! Young A Bing also kicked her away and said, "What do children know! "At this time, a veteran came over and the little girl was about to rush over. Grandma kicked the little girl away and said, "what do children know?" "In other words, Guan Yu was shot in the arm by a poisoned arrow. Hua tuo curetted bones and treated poison for him. Guan Yu asked Hua Tuo, "Doctor, this injury won't affect my sex life, will it?" Hua Tuo thought for a moment and said, "Well, it depends on which hand you are used to." "It is said that there is a woman in Dian Wei who loves him very much. After he died, the woman took his little brother home, then opened a hole in the wall, stuffed him in and stroked him every night. When Xiahou Chun, Xia, Coss and Cao Hong learned about this, they secretly ran to the wall next door, took off Dian Wei's little brother, stuffed his little brother in, and then the woman touched it at night. To be fair, Xiahou Chun, Xia,, Coss and Cao Hong change people once a day. On this day, it's summer's turn. After he stuffed his little brother in, the woman came over and saw that the woman took out a knife and cut off her little brother with one knife, saying, "Wei, we are moving." "The professor asked: What do rotten radishes and pregnant women have in common? A student replied: it's all caused by bugs. Only get 60 points. Another student got full marks, and the answer was: it was all because he was late. Dong Zhuo gave a banquet in honor of Lu Bu, Marotta and other confidants, accompanied by the story of Diusim. In order to test everyone's loyalty, Zhuo is famous for painting black breasts. During the dinner, the candle suddenly went out. When we looked again, everyone's hands were black and clean. Zhuosui enjoys cloth, smiles and likes to eat. The content comes from the funny talk show network on March 8/