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psychological problem
When I see blood, I am neither afraid nor uncomfortable.
People are kind to me, and I often wonder if they have ulterior motives.
Do those criticisms and scolding make me sad?
Sometimes, I feel like I have to hurt myself or others.
Now I neither gain nor lose weight.
I have never felt so good in my life.
I'm afraid I'll go crazy?
I can read for a long time without my eyes getting tired. be
Sometimes, when I am embarrassed, I sweat a lot, which makes me very uneasy.
I don't feel particularly uncomfortable when I see animals suffering. be
Almost all my relatives sympathize with me.
I sometimes feel very happy for no reason, even if things don't go well.
Sometimes, I feel very happy for no reason.
I feel my heart rate is too fast when I am nervous. no
I have a habit of counting unimportant things, such as telephone poles on the road and so on.
Some bad and terrible words often appear in my mind, but I can't get rid of them.
I am more sensitive than most people. be
Walking at night, I can see better than others. be
This answer shows that you are a rational, strong and outgoing personality.
What are the interesting psychological test questions? Psychological test: test how high your index of being cheated is.
Suppose one day you accidentally get lost in the forest. At this time, four kinds of birds suddenly appeared in front of you, stopped in different directions and said to you, "The exit is this way!" " So what kind of bird would you believe?
An eagle
B, parrot
C, owl
ostrich
Test results:
Option A: Do not distinguish between right and wrong
Deception:
As long as someone talks to you with a serious expression, you will be fooled. As long as you lie to you with an authoritative tone, you will do it immediately.
Option b: it's all intuitive.
Deception:
You are clever on the surface, but your judgment depends entirely on your appearance. As long as the other person looks like a gentleman, you will be fooled immediately. This is a typical "judge a book by its cover".
Option c: high vigilance
Deception:
The possibility of being cheated is very low, because you are alert and suspicious of everything, and it is quite difficult for others to cheat you.
Option d: simple and honest man
Deception:
You trust your acquaintances, and you must have been cheated countless times. It's super easy for friends to lie to you.
Psychological problems. Is this puberty? O(∩_∩)O~
Mental health knowledge contest topic 2, true or false (can be used as a compulsory question and a quick answer)
1, to judge a person's mental health, you can't simply draw a conclusion based on one thing. Just because a person occasionally has unhealthy psychology and behavior doesn't mean that he must have mental illness. (right)
2. Mental unhealthy and mental health are not diametrically opposed, but a continuous state. (right)
3. People who go to the school psychological counseling center for counseling are all people with mental illness. (error)
Psychological stress is always harmful. (error)
The same unfortunate event will cause different frustrations for different individuals. (right)
6. Alcoholism is also a psychological disorder. (right)
7, the higher the level of motivation, the higher the work efficiency (wrong).
8. When * * * events break the existing balance of organisms, or exceed the ability of individuals, individuals will feel pressure. (right)
9. People's personality, intelligence, psychological characteristics, attitudes and interests are always changing (wrong).
10, the psychological problems of college students mainly focus on learning, employment, interpersonal communication, emotion and other issues (right)
1 1. Personality disorder refers to a person's personality characteristics seriously deviating from the common patterns in specific cultural concepts, thoughts, emotions and interpersonal relationships. (right)
12 and * * * are a negative emotional state. (error)
13, emotion is the external expression of emotion, and emotion is the essential content of emotion. (error)
14, when cognition and emotion are inconsistent, it is generally cognition that determines people's behavior. (error)
5. The regulation of emotions cannot be equated with the suppression or suppression of emotions. (right)
16, interest has more influence on career achievement than personality and ability. Is this correct? (right)
17, the order of psychological development is irreversible and insurmountable. (right)
18, long-term high anxiety can cause hypertension and gastric ulcer. (right)
19, if carelessness is a stable personality characteristic, then carelessness is a temporary psychological state. (right)
By the university stage, students' understanding and memory have been highly developed, and mechanical rote memorization almost does not exist. (error)
2 1. If you have good moral motives, you will show appropriate moral behavior. (error)
22. The intensity of motivation is closely related to the efficiency of problem solving. The stronger the motivation, the higher the efficiency of solving problems. (error)
23. Human facial expressions are acquired by individuals through acquired imitation and learning, and have little to do with congenital inheritance. (error)
24. A good personality can make up for the lack of ability. (right)
Being able to understand yourself without excessive inferiority or conceit is one of the signs of mental health. (right)
26. Dream is an abnormal physiological and psychological phenomenon, which should be paid attention to. (error)
27. The full name of Internet addiction is "Internet addiction syndrome", which is a psychological barrier. (right)
28. Temperament type does not determine a person's achievements, but it can affect the efficiency of work. (right)
29. The higher the intelligence level, the higher the psychological level. (error)
30. The higher the expectation of counseling, the better, because it helps to enhance the therapeutic effect. (error)
3 1. Psychological counselors should not help clients solve specific difficulties, but should help them face their own problems. (right)
32. Respect means accepting a person's strengths and weaknesses, even some unreasonable and stupid thoughts and behaviors. (right)
33. The first World Suicide Prevention Day was 10 in September 2003. (right)
34. People dream every day. (right)
35. Psychological counseling is also aimed at normal people. (right)
36. Good or bad temperament. (error)
37. Psychological Counseling In any case, the personal data of visitors must be kept confidential. (error)
38. Once the first impression of others is formed, it will never change. (error)
49. The core component of interpersonal relationship is emotion, which means people's likes and dislikes. (right)
40. Not everyone is easily hypnotized. (right)
4 1. Health includes physical health and mental health, which are independent of each other and do not affect each other. (error)
42. Because of their psychological and physiological characteristics, college students are prone to anger, and the best way to deal with it is to suppress it. (error)
43. Long-term high anxiety can lead to hypertension and gastric ulcer (right).
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Ask for an interesting psychological test 1. Question: Please choose your love fruit: 1 grapefruit 2 pomegranate 3 apple 4 watermelon 5 lemon 6 pineapple 7 dragon fruit 8 cherry 9 banana/kloc-0 coconut. Answer: 1 first love 2 fairy tale love 3 lovers 4 old-fashioned love 5 homosexuality 6 ugly but sweet love 7
2. Question: Use the first feeling: What kind of ice cream am I in your heart? 1 chocolate flavor 2 creamy flavor 3 vanilla flavor 4 taro flavor 5 strawberry flavor 6 blueberry flavor 7 litchi flavor 8 red bean flavor 9 coffee flavor.
Answer: 1 beloved 2 dependent 3 confidants 4 secret admirers 5 close friends 6 caring people 7 ordinary friends 8 annoying people 9 respected people (super-quasi-psychological test)
Question: If you take part in a tomato eating contest, how do you think you will win: (1) candied tomatoes (2) scrambled eggs with tomatoes (3) only eat tomato salad (4) (5) tomato juice (6) tomatoes mixed with sugar.
Answer: The cheating rate after marriage: (1) 60% (2) 40% (3) 0% (4) 20% (5) 99% (6) 200% (beyond the standard psychological test).
4. Question: Give you a test: Now you think about who the first opposite sex you think of is, and then add a stroke to the Japanese word to become another word. Think about this word carefully.
A: A: Object of worship: future wife or husband Tian: It doesn't matter. Bai: Like person: Secret admirer Shen: Disgusting old man: Ordinary friend: Distrust person: Like person. (ultra-precise psychological test)
5. Question: In the winter afternoon, you walk alone. What scenery do you want to see most? A crab is sunbathing on the beach, B red maple is swaying in the wind, C beautiful and kind tea-picking girl D and a pair of Hei He are flying in the air.
Answer: a * * * b retarded c retarded d idiot because these scenes will not appear in winter (ultra-accurate psychological test)
6. Question: Test: Which of the following instant noodles do you like best? 1. Shrimp and fish noodles 2. Braised beef noodles 3 stewed chicken noodles with mushrooms 4. Braised pork noodles with plum vegetables. Tomato beef noodles 6. Braised sparerib noodles.
Answer: 1 Immature, jealous and possessive. 2. See different things and think different things. 3. single-minded. 4. He who sees through the world of mortals escapes into an empty net. 5. possessive. 6. Be a third party! (Super-accurate psychological test questions)
7. Question: When you are tired from your journey, a kind witch says to send you to the following place or whose home to rest. Which one do you choose? Moulin Rouge 2 Seven Dwarfs 3 Mermaid 4 Rest alone 5 Cake Shop 6 Juliet 7 Relatives 8 Ignore her.
Answer: 1 playboy 2 innocence 3 fantasy of love 4 inner peace 5 reality 6 longing for romantic and tragic love 7 obeying parents' orders 8 temporarily not wanting to fall in love (super-quasi-psychological test)
8. Question: Make one for you? On Valentine's Day, you and your boyfriend or girlfriend met a marine animal, Imai, in the park. Please choose a marine animal you like 1 starfish 2 grouper 3 turtle 4 anemone 5 seahorse 6 whale 7 coral.
Answer: Analysis of the concept of love 1 Respect for the one you love is worth trusting for life 2 Extremely dependent on your lover 3 Very ambitious lover 4 Immature jealousy and possessiveness 5 Emotional specificity and conservatism 6 Non-specificity and 7 eroticism (super-quasi-psychological test)
9. Question: Give you a psychological test: There are nine kinds of rings: gold, silver, copper, iron, jade, agate, jade, grass and stone. Which one would you choose? Answer: Gold stands for flower heart. Silver represents persistence. Copper stands for stubbornness. Iron represents ruthlessness. Jade represents tenderness. Agate represents trust. Jade represents sincerity. Grass represents innocence. Stone represents eternity.
1. If the end of the world came, you could only save one animal, which of the following would you save?
Rabbit, sheep, deer and horse
During your trip to Africa, you visited a tribe, and the tribal leader insisted that you choose an animal to take back as a souvenir.
A. monkey B. lion C. snake D. long neck
3. You know ... >>
Anti-psychological crime test 20 points first question: goose meat
A male scientist recalled that he and his wife went to explore the Antarctic, but he was blocked by snow on the way and could not see anything. So they wandered around the South Pole and finally had to eat penguins raw to survive. But his wife didn't hold on at last, and finally died. He walked alone for a day and was finally saved. The next day, he deliberately went to the penguin shop to eat penguins, and when he came back, he actually committed suicide. Why?
Question 2: Jump on the train.
A man went to see a doctor in Lin Town by train. After seeing it, everything was fine. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why?
The third question: aquatic plants
A boy and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the boy jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited his old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man had no aquatic plants. He asked the old man why there were no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said: there have never been any aquatic plants in this river. At this point, the boy suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?
Question 4: The story of the funeral.
There are three mother and daughter, the mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a handsome man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. My sister killed my sister when I got home. Why?
Question 5: Half a match.
A man died in the desert with his head down, with several suitcases scattered around him, and the man was still holding half a match in his hand. Reasoning how this man died?
Question 6: Wood chips are everywhere.
There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other one. The circus only needs one dwarf, and the shorter the circus dwarf, the better. The two dwarfs decided to be shorter than the tall man, and the tall man committed suicide. However, just the day before the date, the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home, leaving a lot of sawdust on the ground. Why did he kill himself?
Question 7: Knocking at the door at midnight.
A person lives in a hut on the top of the mountain. He heard a knock at the door at midnight. He opened the door, but no one was there, so he went to bed. After waiting for a while, there was another knock at the door. I answered the door, but there was still no one. I waited several times. The next day, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain. The police came and took the people at the top of the mountain away. Why?
Question 8: Cattle eat grass
There was a young man whose house was separated from his neighbor's by a lawn. One night, the man was awakened by the quarrel next door, and then he heard the sound of throwing things, the sound of machetes, and the sound of cows eating grass. After a while, he heard someone knocking at his door again, but he ignored it and fell asleep again. The next day, he found the man next door dead in front of his house. The process of reasoning about it.
Question 9: Roller coaster
A couple went to an amusement park to play. Girls want to play roller coaster, but boys are a little scared and afraid to play. After playing once, the girl wants to play again. This time, she forced the boy to play with her, but she came down alone. Why?
Question 10: newspaper
On a sunny day, a man was reading a newspaper in a tall building. After seeing a message, he suddenly ran to the top floor of the building, turned on the light, and then jumped down to commit suicide. Why?
Question 1 1: Broadcasting on rainy nights.
One rainy night, a man was listening to the radio in the car. Then, suddenly there was a flash of lightning, followed by thunder. The broadcast stopped for a few seconds because of the interference of lightning, and then the man committed suicide. Why?
Question 12: Sleeping Beauty
Once upon a time, a beautiful princess was enchanted by a wizard and locked in a castle. It is said that only a affectionate kiss from the prince can awaken the princess. Later, a handsome prince captured the castle and rescued the princess. However, he kissed the princess and was killed by her. Why?
Question 13: Two officials
Two officers who killed countless people in a war were trapped in the wilderness. They were lonely and driven crazy by fear and despair, but one of them died first. The other is even more desperate. After he buried his comrades-in-arms, his spirit was close to collapse. What is even more frightening is that when he woke up the next morning, he found his dead comrade-in-arms sitting beside him, staring at him with the same desperate eyes. What happened?
Question 14: the sound of dripping water
There is a girl whose parents are on a business trip. She sleeps alone at night, accompanied by only a dog. In the middle of the night, she suddenly heard a sound dripping from the ceiling. In order not to be afraid, she reached into the bed.
Seeking a classic but uncommon psychological test, it is best to have more questions. 40 points "The Road to Freedom in the Financial Kingdom" I always remember a classic psychological test topic, which I have done for many friends. The results are without exception. Everyone is subconsciously a group of people who will be losers. The human brain and subconscious mind are also inherently unsuitable for trading, unless you are a born alien or destroy this weakness through painful training. Always 80% losers. Yesterday, I was idle and did something for my colleagues who came in together. It turns out that none of us are born different.
The first one: if you have two choices, the first one has a 100% chance of losing 8000 yuan, and the second one has a 90% chance of losing 9000 yuan, but a 10% chance of losing 1 cent. What do you choose?
The second way: if you have two choices, first, 100% will definitely win 8000 yuan, and second, 90% will win 9000 yuan, but there will be 10% and 1 cent. What do you choose?
I have asked all my friends, and 95% of them choose the second topic first, and the first topic is the second. This is also the answer that psychologists get from experiments.
In fact, the uncertainty risk of 10% is your chance to lose money and win money. And people's subconscious always underestimates the probability of 10% in the face of losses, taking chances and trying to avoid fixed and small losses. In the face of profit, we always exaggerate the probability of 10%, have the psychology of fear, and are eager to obtain stable small profits. Together, the two are small profits and big losses. Always lose.
Those who choose the first topic have courage, and those who choose the second topic have more courage. The people who can enforce these two rules forever are 10% people who make money in the market.
Ask and answer as many psychological test questions as you want. You went out for a walk and found a stone. What color do you think it will be? red
white
C blue
D green
Answer:
Red: The opposite sex who is enthusiastic, active and devoted to work will make you unconsciously approach him.
White: gentle and tolerant opposite sex.
Blue: rational and talented opposite sex.
Green: the rebellious opposite sex
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What will you see at first sight when you come to the wishing well?
A swan
B Lianhua
duckweed
Pond water
Answer:
A swan: You are very attractive. Few people walk past you without looking back.
B Lian: You look a little cold and aloof, making people afraid to get close.
C duckweed: You are not very attractive to others, but you can always turn passivity into initiative.
D Chishui: You think no one appreciates your goodness. You have turned inferiority into a defense mechanism against narcissism and complacency.
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You lost your way in the deep forest, so you have to spend the night here. What kind of person do you want the head of the household to be?
a couple
Beautiful country girl
A strong hunter
Down and out aristocrats
Answer:
A A couple: You are very kind and easy to be used by villains. They took advantage of your sympathy and took the opportunity to defraud your property.
B beautiful village girl: be careful to be cheated of your property by the opposite sex who pays close attention to you frequently.
Tough hunter: Some fair-weather friends may take advantage of you, borrow money from you or encourage you to invite you to dinner.
D Desperate aristocrat: You have a particularly strong desire to shop recently, and you can't resist the temptation of promotional activities in major shopping malls.
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If you walk up to a sleeping baby and he opens his eyes, how do you think he will react next?
A loud cry
smile
Close your eyes and go back to sleep.
cough
Answer:
A cry: You are a insecure person, so you are afraid to get along with others and expose your shortcomings, so you often shrink into your own shell. If you can be more confident and actively contact with others, I believe you will find the outside world very good.
B Laugh: You are a confident person with good communication skills. It is easy to get along with others. But it should be noted that don't be too confident, just indulge in your own world and ignore the feelings and thoughts of others.
C close your eyes and go back to sleep: you are a very lonely person. You are not so happy and free with others, so you don't want to step into other people's world at all, and you don't think it is necessary. But the work pays attention to team cooperation, and we must never fight alone, but we must adjust ourselves.
D Cough: You are a very neurotic person. You are very concerned about interpersonal relationships and are very careful in maintaining them. But I care too much about other people's feelings and ideas. You will make yourself exhausted, so you'd better relax yourself and face interpersonal relationships with a normal heart.
Mental illness test questions mental illness test questions.
standard
1. I really hope that one day I will die suddenly. 0 1234
I'm also very anxious about trifles. 0 1234
I get bored when I meet a little thing. 0 1234
I feel like a weak person in life. 0 1234
I don't think living is meaningful. 0 1234
6. I feel flustered. 0 1234
7. I am not interested in the opposite sex. 0 1234
8. I feel too basic, and nothing is like others. 0 1234
9. I became indecisive about what to do. 0 1234
10. I want to die myself. 0 1234
1 1. I have no strength at all. 0 1234
12. My voice is getting weaker, and gossip is much less. 0 1234
13. Generally speaking, I sleep less at night than usual. 0 1234
14. I don't want to do anything 0 1234.
15. I feel unhappy, happy and unhappy. 0 1234
16. I feel uncomfortable or uncomfortable. 0 1234
17. I'm bored with everything around me. 0 1234
18. I feel nervous 0 1234
19. I don't want to eat. 0 1234
I feel thinner than usual. 0 1234 description ~
How to fill in the form: This questionnaire consists of 20 questions, and the number of each question is 0-4, which respectively means: 0= none, 1= occasionally, 2= sometimes, 3= often, and 4= always.
Please circle the most appropriate number for each question according to your feelings last week (including today). Normal person 16; Mild 16-35; Moderate 36-45 points, severe >; 45 points. There are many stories about depression tests, but they happen to normal people around us, which is really worrying. Psychological problems need the care and help of the whole society, as well as self-discovery and self-adjustment. Ask yourself the following questions. If the answer to most questions is "no", then there is no problem. Otherwise, it should be adjusted. 1. Do some people or things make you unhappy easily? 2. Someone feels sorry for you. Are you still upset after more than half a year? Are you angry with the person who touched you on the bus or subway without apologizing? 4. Do you often don't want to talk to people? You are doing important work. Do you feel that what others say annoys you? 6. Have you analyzed your psychological feelings and certain behaviors for a long time? 7. Do you often feel that others look down on you? 8. Are you often in a bad mood? 9. When you argue with others, do you often lose control of your voice, resulting in your voice being too loud or too low? 10, are you used to talking to yourself? 1 1. Will you be angry if others don't understand you? 12, are you unhappy watching comedy and listening to jokes? 13, do you often feel that someone is playing tricks on you? 14. Do you feel that your family, friends and colleagues don't care about you? 15, do you think the life of all living things, including yourself, is meaningless? 16. Do you think everyone can't be fair? 17. Do you always think of the person who hurt yourself and the scene at that time? 18, have you always been kind to you, but you love and hate people who are good to you, and don't know how to get along? 19, do you often have unrealistic ideas such as leaving your present life and work but never putting it into action? 20. Have you analyzed other people's attitudes or anything for a long time? Xinlicheshi/ This website has ... >>
Psychological test questions and answers in primary school psychology 1. Multiple choice questions (this big question * * 15 small questions, 2 points for each small question, 30 points for * * *. Choose a correct answer from the four alternative answers of each question and fill in the serial number of the correct answer in brackets) 1. The period when preschool children's psychological development is the fastest and their psychological characteristics change the most is () A.0- 1 year-old B. 1-2-year-old C.2-3-year-old D.3-6-year-old 2. This shows that their powers of observation () A. continue to extend B. strengthen purpose C. increase details D. improve generality 4. At the Children's Day party, the children knew they sang the song "I Love Tiananmen Square" as soon as they heard it. Psychologically, this memory phenomenon is called () A. Recognize B. Remember C. Remember D. Keep 5. According to the research of China psychologist Lin Chuanding, newborns have two completely distinguishable emotional reactions, namely () A. Pleasure and surprise B. Pleasure and sadness C. Pleasure and disgust D. Pleasure and unhappiness 6. The social content that belongs to children's moral category is () A. Parent-child relationship B. Imagine a moving mountain for a while ... This kind of imagination belongs to () A. Unintentional imagination B. Intentional imagination C. Reconstruction imagination D. Fantasy 8. In Piaget's theory of children's thinking development stage, children's thinking of 2-4 years old is in () A. Perceptual movement B. Pre-concept or symbol stage C. Intuitive thinking D. Concrete operation stage 9. A child is engaged in language activities. This shows that children have () A. Selectivity of attention B. Range of attention C. Stability of attention D. Distribution of attention 10. The child is in the pre-pronunciation stage from birth to 3 months () A. Simple pronunciation stage B. Continuous syllable stage C. Learning pronunciation bud stage D. Complex pronunciation stage 1 1. In the process of preschool children's action, the most important indicator reflecting preschool children's will development is () A. Intention B. Purpose C. Plan D. Persistence 12. In early childhood, it mainly develops children's () A. Second language B. Written language C. Spoken language D. Dialogue 13. The psychology of newborns can be said to be the same every week; After the full moon, so does January; But after one year old, the development speed will slow down; After two or three years old, the changes are not so obvious, which shows that a basic feature of preschool children's psychological development process is () A. Continuity of development B. Integrity C. Imbalance D. Rapid development 14. Belonging to the personality characteristics are () A. Dynamic B. Inheritance C. Conventional behavior D. Right *. This certain age stage is () A.0- 1 year-old B. 1-3 years old C.3-6 years old D.0-6 years old 1. Multiple choice questions (this big question * *15 small questions, 2 points for each small question, ***30 points)1.a2.c3.b4.a5.d6.b7.a8.B9.c10.a1. & gt
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