Who has some very interesting jokes to tell me! The eleventh party is coming soon! ! Get rid of it! ! !

1) Hey, listen, I have your girlfriend Angela! If you don't pay me back 2 million cash within three days, I'll be impolite! You just wait to collect the body under the moon!

"Really? Let me hear her voice.-just make sure. 」

"Help me, Hui ..."

"all right! I can give you 2 million, but if you don't kill the ticket within three days, I will call the police! 」

The voice of the kidnapper falling to the ground came from the phone.

(2)

"Hey, listen, I have your girlfriend Angela! I'm not angry if you don't pay me 2 million cash within three days! You just wait to collect the body under the moon! 」

"Really? That's interesting. I just stole this mobile phone. Where are you, big brother? Why don't I learn kidnapping from you? More money than stealing a mobile phone. " The voice of the kidnapper lying on the ground came from the phone.

(3)

"Hey, listen, I have your girlfriend Angela! If you don't pay me back 2 million cash within three days, I'll be impolite! You just wait to collect the body under the moon! 」

"No, today is not April Fool's Day. 」!

"You can listen to her voice-make sure. 」

"Help me, Hui ..."

"Well, it's quite like that, but have you thought about the consequences? I

"What are the consequences? If you don't pay me 2 million cash within three days, you'll be waiting to collect the body! 」

"Why? Because you have the wrong number, I'm going to collect the body of a stranger? " The voice of the kidnapper lying on the ground came from the phone.

(4)

"Hey, listen, I have your girlfriend Angela! If you don't pay me back 2 million cash within three days, I'll be impolite! You just wait to collect the body under the moon! 」

"Really? Let me hear her voice.-just make sure. 」

"Help me, Hui ..."

"Oh, well, I can give you money, but don't you think 2 million is too little? I can give you 2 million, but what if you spend it all? Kidnapping again No, tired and dangerous. Why don't I use this 2 million to help you make an investment plan? Listen ... "The phone came the voice of the kidnapper fell to the ground.

(5)

"Hey, listen, I have your girlfriend Angela! If you don't pay me back 2 million cash within three days, I'll be impolite! You just wait to collect the body under the moon! 」

"Don't, don't, Mr Kidnapper, please be merciful and don't hurt her. 」

"You can listen to her voice-make sure. 」

"Help me, Hui ..."

"Eldest brother, I agree to pay you a ransom, but I can't come up with 2 million cash now. I'll send you 2000 white shirts and 2000 T-shirts-all printed with lovely cartoon patterns, ok? If it's not enough, I'll give you 1000 bras of various sizes, computer embroidery ... "The voice of the kidnapper falling to the ground came from the phone.

(6)

"Hey, listen, I have your girlfriend Angela! If you don't pay me back 2 million cash within three days, I'll be impolite! You just wait to collect the body under the moon! 」

"Are you? 」

"You can listen to her voice-make sure. 」

"Help me, Hui ..."

"Oh, well, I can give you money, but you must tell me first, did you fuck her? 」

"No, I just want money. 」

"No? Why should I believe you? If you were a gentleman, would you be a kidnapper? If you fuck her, she is yours. Oh, I don't need to pay any more. " The voice of the kidnapper lying on the ground came from the phone.

(7)

"Hey, listen, I have your girlfriend Angela! If you don't pay me back 2 million cash within three days, I'll be impolite! You just wait to collect the body under the moon! 」

"Really? Why should I believe that you kidnapped my girlfriend Angela? 」

"You can listen to her voice-make sure. 」

"Help me, Hui ..."

"That's not, there are too many people with similar voices! 」

"Her mouth was blocked by cotton, a little twisted. 」

"You put away the cotton. 」

A shrill scream came from the earphone. "Hui, the kidnappers have been stunned by my screams. 」

(8)

"Hey, listen, I have your girlfriend Angela! If you don't pay me back 2 million cash within three days, I'll be impolite! You just wait to collect the body under the moon! 」

"Really? Sir, you may be too excited to call the wrong number. This is the police station on XXX Street! You wait, we have locked your position and sent someone to pick you up right away! " The voice of the kidnapper lying on the ground came from the phone.

(9)

"Hey, listen, I have your girlfriend Angela! If you don't pay me back 2 million cash within three days, I'll be impolite! You just wait to collect the body under the moon!

"No, which Angela tied you? Office building? Gift shop? The one from the nightclub? Or from the foot washing city? " The voice of the kidnapper lying on the ground came from the phone.