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What are some interesting homophonic or sentence-breaking phenomena in Japanese?

There is such a short story: さんが, をぃて, でひなたぼっこをし. どこのからなぃが, このことをじゃを, East and West. とぃぅとごとでもれてへれてでもも The meaning of this story is that the lady is sunbathing with a child in her arms, and a passer-by points to the child and says, "This child is really something!" " The lady thought it was a compliment and went home to tell her husband. Hearing this, the husband said, "When you take the child out, give him a bath first." Because "southeast and northwest" means "no north", that is, "north (きたなぃ) is pronounced" dirty ".