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My starling composition

There is a lovely myna in my family, and she looks very lovable. The body is covered with black feathers, and the small and discerning eyes are hidden in the feathers of the round little head, which is not easy to see without careful look; The sharp mouth is orange, the thin claws are golden, and the tail is like an open fan.

More interestingly, my myna can do arithmetic. Once, I felt that there was nothing to do, so I played with myna. Playing, I asked it: "1+ 1 =?" I saw it click twice, and I was shocked. How can myna, who always loves to bite, do arithmetic? I didn't believe it, so I asked again: "1+3 =?" It soon clicked four feet. I still asked a few addition questions with a grain of salt, and the results were all correct. Now I'm sure my myna can do arithmetic, and I like my myna better.

The way it eats often makes me laugh. My myna likes to eat melon seeds, millet, vegetables and drink boiled water. Every time I feed it with millet, it always tilts its head and stares at me intently, and keeps barking, as if to say, "Hurry up, little master, I'm going to eat, I'm going to eat …" I put the millet in its rice jar, and it pecks eagerly, as if it were hungry, but it drips a lot of millet like rain. It drinks water in the same way as the chickens raised by grandma. It pecked it with its pointed mouth, then swallowed it with its head held high, pecked it again, and held its head high. ...

This is really a lovely myna, I like it very much, because it brings me endless happiness!

O(∩_∩)o I hope I can help you!

O(∩_∩)o Please give a compliment or adopt it in time. Thank you very much (*^__^*)

Write a composition about the characteristics, appearance and cries of myna. I have a myna at home. It is clever and sometimes naughty. I especially like it.

Starling's eyes are a little golden yellow; Sharp mouth and flexible eating; The claws are long and thin, very sharp. Its feathers are black and bright, and its wings are a little white, which is particularly beautiful.

I remember once, when my mother fed it, the birdcage was not closed properly, and the naughty myna flew out and disappeared. I was very sad.

Until the next morning, I heard birds singing, got up and saw "myna is back", and my happy cry attracted my mother.

We were all surprised. It turns out that our myna is so smart that we will know when we go out. Well done! Then I put it back in the cage, and my mother gave it a small piece of meat as a reward.

I hope I will be smarter and more witty in the future.

Sometimes it can imitate human language.

My name is "mom", and myna will also call me "grandpa" and "collecting waste paper". It turns out that it secretly learns skills when we are not paying attention! Myna is a clean guy and asks her mother to bathe her every morning. After washing, it will give us a faint smile, as if to say, "thank you, my dear master."

"So cute and clever starling, how can it not be liked?

Myna's composition has a good ending "Composition: Lovely Myna". Grandma has a myna at home, which is very cute.

It has shiny black feathers, a long, pointed mouth, yellow eyes with black eyes, and it turns round and round, showing its cleverness.

There is a pinch of hair on his forehead, like the little hair left on the head of a naughty little brother.

Grandma likes it very much.

Every time I go to grandma's house, I see grandma talking to myna, and we are happy to see grandma happy.

I also like to tease him, and he always welcomes me and jumps around in the cage.

Myna likes bread and lean meat best. I feed it corn and millet, and it doesn't care.

This is grandma's usual habit of feeding it lean meat.

It also loves cleanliness.

Every time grandma gives it water to drink, she must first soak her mouth in water, or put water in her mouth to comb her feathers.

Grandma said that he was taking a bath.

The most interesting thing is that myna has learned to speak a lot of words, and it is still authentic Sichuan dialect.

This is because myna often learns from her grandmother who speaks Sichuan dialect.

Sometimes when I hear someone knocking at the door, myna will say loudly, "Open the door, I'm not at home!" " Open the door, not at home! "People outside think that someone is deliberately making trouble.

When the guests come, myna will politely say, "Congratulations on making a fortune! Congratulations on making a fortune! " The guest is leaving, and it says politely, "Goodbye, goodbye!" " "The guests feel very comfortable and happy when they listen to its Sichuan dialect.

Starling can not only talk, but also sing.

When he hears singing and dancing on TV, he will hum along and enjoy himself.

Look, all his feathers are shaking. He is jumping around in the cage and looks very happy.

A secret rewriting composition of myna My family has a myna, which is a "small pistachio" in my family! I saw myna standing in a birdcage, with her head held high, her chest straight, full of energy and her eyes shining.

It has a beautiful rockhopper on its head, black and bright feathers, white feathers under its wing feathers, a small jade-white mouth and long and strong feet.

After lunch, we were sunbathing on the balcony. My mother led myna out of the birdcage with attractive snacks, but myna who just jumped out of the birdcage seemed to break her word and at least danced around the birdcage.

Because the floor was smooth, I accidentally slipped, just like a fork in a dance, which made my father laugh.

Another time, myna sat on the sofa and concentrated on watching cartoons. At this time, her mother stretched out her hands and swayed from side to side. Starling is too clever. Jumping around for fear of catching ourselves made our family laugh.

Later, I seemed to be sick, listless, not eating or drinking, as if thinking about something.

I asked my mother if it was like this. She said we should look it up online. It turned out that it missed our friends and nature. It is a good friend of mankind, but we keep it in a cage to satisfy our hobbies. Under the comfort of my mother, I put it on the mountain of our county, although I can't bear to leave it. Watching it fly away happily, my mood gradually improved. I said to my mother, "The bird is gone, and I will be our family in the future."

The emotional composition of myna (2) In the morning, I went to the back door of my house and looked at the poor bird. Although it has been buried in the cold land, I remember the bits and pieces with it, just like watching TV. I can't forget it. In fact ... at noon, a cold feeling welled up in my heart, and the tragic cry of birds echoed in my heart from time to time. I sat on the stool at the door and looked at the ditch in front of the restaurant next door. My bird seems to be doing something stupid there again. Seeing it come back trembling, suddenly my mother stood in front of me. My mother seems to have stood there for a long time. I didn't notice. As soon as I turned around, my mother suddenly hugged me and said, "Don't cry, son. Mom will go to the flower and bird market to buy it for you tomorrow! " When my father came, he said to me, "Crying baby is not my father's demeanor at all. When my father spoke, I replied, "If I had your manners, I wouldn't seriously exceed the standard! The next day, I was sick and had a high fever of 39 degrees. I am lying in bed at home, and my mother is taking care of me. I can't stand it at last. I cried and said to my mother, "mom, I don't want birds in the flower and bird market." I just want that lovely myna back. I would rather not have those toys. I don't watch TV. As long as it can come back, I will never play with toys or watch TV. " Running to an isolated place, I could hardly hear my own voice crying, which was louder than the horn. My sister heard my crying and immediately ran over to tell me if it was a man! What's the use of crying, cowardice How many people are helpless in their hearts, but how many people know how many grievances they have in their hearts, but how many people know that it may be the injustice of fate or the punishment of God! Punish me for killing the purest life in the world, because birds can't lie. My sister called me weak. Is this what I want? Why do I wish I were weak? My father called me a crybaby. Why do I never want to be strong? Shakespeare said that proper sadness can show deep feelings, but excessive sadness can prove the lack of wisdom. Do I really lack wisdom? I also hope that I am a perfect person in the eyes of others. Now I'll do my best.

The composition describing birds is 4500 words ... my conversation with birds. In the early morning, I breathed fresh air and walked on the path of Nanhu Park.

Suddenly, I saw a lovely bird on the lawn.

She whispered * * *, pecking her wings with a sharp mouth from time to time.

I asked with concern, "Bird, what's wrong with you?" The bird blinked and said to me in a trembling voice, "Just now, when I was singing loudly in the tree, some naughty children hit me with stones while I was not paying attention."

I dodged and got hit in the wing.

""alas! Poor bird.

"I picked her up carefully and found that her right wing was a little red and swollen." Does it hurt? ""It hurts, I can't fly.

The bird asked unjustly, "Why do they bully me?" ""The teacher must not have taught them to love small animals.

Such children are still rare.

There are many people who like you very much.

"I gently rubbed the wings of the bird.

After a while, the bird flapped its wings and said happily to me, "Thank you."

"Then fly to the blue sky.

My dialogue composition with the bird is "Twitter".

This morning, a bird stopped on the windowsill of my house. Its black feathers have a little golden light, and its tail is long and upturned.

The chubby head moves left and right.

I crept into the balcony and chirped like a bird. The bird ignored me and gave me a look, as if proudly saying, "Hum! What are you? Listen: my voice is much louder than yours! " I quickly ran out of the balcony and took out a toy from the study that could make birds chirping, and it blew "chirp". The bird heard it and looked at it blankly, as if thinking, "What a beautiful bird! She wears bright red clothes, and my black feathers are not good at all! " I don't know if the bird thinks my voice is better than it, or is afraid of me, so it bows its head and flies away.

Actually, I don't want the bird to fly away! I said sadly, "I am your good friend!" " I'm not here to arrest you! "One day, I was walking in the garden with a happy mood.

"Hello!" Hey, whose voice is that? Oh, it is a bird.

"What makes you so happy? Tell me! " The bird opened its big eyes and asked me curiously.

I am happy to say, "I tell you a good news: recently, people pay attention to protecting the environment, which not only improves the surrounding environment, but also makes people in many places no longer lack water."

Look, how beautiful this garden is! "yes! My companions and I went to many places and found that not only Shanghai has become beautiful, but also many places have changed, with beautiful scenery and flowers everywhere.

Do you want to know? "The bird looked at me eagerly and asked proudly.

"Of course, you don't the suspense.

""I've almost traveled all over China! " The bird said solemnly, "Seeing the residents living in the desert planting cactus, cactus and other desert plants not only increased the rainfall, but also made them no longer short of water;" "People living in flood-prone areas have planted dense trees on the river banks, and the floods have also decreased?" Hearing this, my heart is sweeter than eating 1000 bottles of honey. I think: people love the earth, plant trees for it and make it beautiful.

At this moment, I looked down at my watch and said, "Goodbye, it's getting late.

""goodbye! " Said the bird.

Planting trees can increase rainfall. If there is more rain, there will be no shortage of water.

I believe that as long as people work hard, the phrase "the last drop of water on the earth will be our tears" will never come true.

After school, I hummed a tune with a perfect test paper and went home happily.

Along the way, colorful flowers burst into beautiful smiles in the bright sunshine, lush trees danced happily in the breeze, and several birds sang while flying in the blue sky, as if celebrating for me.

I can't help but say hello to them: "Hello, birds.

A bird stopped on a branch and nodded at me, twittering as if to say, "How are you?" You look happy! "In the early morning, the vast fog enveloped the city.

I got up early and walked to a nearby park, which was empty.

I was walking in the park when suddenly a beautiful bird fell from the sky and stopped on a branch.

I can't wait to run over and say with a smile, "Bird, let's be good friends!" " "I won't make friends with you cruel people," said the bird angrily. "

I was puzzled and asked, "Why do you say that about human beings?" The bird said angrily, "you humans cut down trees at will and make us homeless." There are also some hunters. Some of my relatives and friends died under the guns of hunters. Man is destroying the environment. You will be retaliated by nature one day. "

After listening to the bird's words, I remembered the news report the other day: the stream in the forest is not clear because people discharge sewage indiscriminately.

I said shyly, "Don't worry about going back to the forest!" " The bird cocked its head in disbelief, fearing that it would flap its wings and fly away.

The bird flew away, and I thought, "All men, women and children should start from themselves and take care of everything around them."

On a sunny day, I was lying on the windowsill watching the scenery.

Suddenly a bird flew in. I reached out my hand and it landed on my palm.

I looked at it carefully: black shiny feathers, but there are three colorful feathers on the top of my head.

A pair of clever wings and a golden mouth.

I have never seen myna outside the window. I only heard that it has the ability to speak like an economist, so I am full of curiosity about this bird! I suddenly felt different when I saw it. Myna's body is bigger than that of other birds, and its feathers are like reddish-brown headscarves. The feathers on the back are like dark brown coats, shining with light; The belly feathers are like a pale yellow shirt. Look, this starling is covered with black feathers and has two white hairs at the tip of its wings, which looks like a figure of eight. No wonder people call it myna! General Black has some hairs standing upright on his head, so he has personality! Myna's eyes are black and round; The mouth is sharp and long, black and hard, and it is very accurate to eat; There are two black feathers on both sides of its mouth, just like its beard, which makes it look handsome. Its claws are sharp and long, and it is easy to cut other people's hands. Its claws, clinging to the crossbar, it may still be a little nervous! But after a while, I gradually got used to it. It is full of energy and keeps jumping up and down, just like a "child" with ADHD. Its tail feathers are also very long, colorful and very beautiful. There is a circle of white feathers next to its tail, which is more like a beautiful skirt worn by a little girl. Its small eyes turn straight like soybeans, so proud and cute! Legend has it that myna has a strong learning ability, and the learning ability of a bird is directly related to the person who raises it. No matter how clever a bird is, as long as it is handled properly, most birds can talk, which will definitely bring a lot of fun to your life. ....

My favorite animal is a puppy. There are many kinds of dogs, such as Shi, myna, dachshund, Jimba and so on.

Among them, I like shih Tzu best.

The poodle's hair is long and curly, and looks like a lamb from a distance.

Its eyes are big and black, like two glass beads, which emit terrible green light at night.

The cutest thing is its pocket nose, which is black when the weather is sultry; When the weather is cold and dry, its nose turns pale pink again, matching its deep and bright eyes.

Under the nose is a seemingly empty mouth.

Newborn dogs will smell like grandma in their mouths, but when they grow up, they will have a strange smell and sometimes spit out a little blood, which may be the characteristics of dogs! And its sharp canine teeth are specially used to tear food, just like the crab's two big pliers. Once the pliers touch the prey, they will never let go.

It's going to be bitten. It's strange not to go to the hospital.

Grandma said that the incubation period is ten years without rabies vaccine after being bitten by a dog.

Once you have an attack, you will be afraid of seeing the sun, listening to the sound of running water, and biting people, and eventually you will die.

Grandma's generation didn't have rabies vaccine, so I cut a pinch of dog hair and burned it, and then stuck it on the bitten place.

It's a good idea to go to the hospital too late if you are bitten.

It is well known that dogs are good at running. Why do dogs run so fast? Because a dog has developed muscles and strong limbs, it runs fast because it uses its limbs to assist sports, while human beings only have two legs, which is nothing more than running a four-legged dog.

The dog also has a secret weapon, which is its feces and urine.

The dog won't get lost because it has its own mark.

We often see the dog go out to the toilet, but it is actually marking it, so that it will definitely not get lost when it comes back.

So dogs often think that this secret weapon is absolutely beneficial to them.

Now that you know something about history, do you want to buy a copy at once? But remember to keep your puppy healthy and don't let it bite! ! ! ...

Composition describing things 150 words. There is a lovely myna in my family. It looks very cute.

The body is covered with black feathers, and the small and discerning eyes are hidden in the feathers of the round little head, which is not easy to see without careful look; The sharp mouth is orange, the thin claws are golden, and the tail is like an open fan.

More interestingly, my myna can do arithmetic.

Once, I felt that there was nothing to do, so I played with myna.

Playing, I asked it: "1+ 1=?" I saw it click twice, and I was shocked. How can myna, who always loves to bite, do arithmetic? I didn't believe it, so I asked again: "1+3=?" It soon clicked four feet.

I still asked a few addition questions with a grain of salt, and the results were all correct.

Now I'm sure myna can do arithmetic, and I like myna better.

The way it eats often makes me laugh.

My myna likes to eat melon seeds, millet, vegetables and drink boiled water.

Every time I feed it with millet, it always tilts its head and stares at me intently, and keeps barking, as if to say, "Hurry up, little master, I'm going to eat, I'm going to eat …" I put the millet in its rice jar, and it pecks eagerly, as if it were hungry, but it drips a lot of millet like rain.

It drinks water in the same way as the chicken raised by my grandmother. First peck with a small pointed mouth, then hold your head high and swallow it, then hold your head high and peck ... This is really a lovely myna, and I like it very much, because it brings me endless happiness!

A short story, a mixed story: the second brother is going to travel abroad, and the third brother is going to look after the house. Before leaving, he made a special statement: the Tibetan mastiff at home is just teasing, don't provoke parrots.

After that, the third brother teased the Tibetan mastiff, and the Tibetan mastiff didn't bite.

The third brother thought: Tibetan mastiffs are like this, and this parrot is just a broken bird. What can you do to me? So I teased the parrot.

As a result, the parrot spoke: bite him! The Tibetan mastiff pounced on the third brother at the age of 27 ... Comments: In today's society, the most awesome person is not a powerful person, but a person who can mobilize "resources".

Because you never know who is standing behind them ... story 2: second brother came back from a trip and brought back a myna.

When I got home, I was heartbroken and asked the parrot what was going on. The parrot said the reason, and the second brother became angry from embarrassment and said to the Tibetan mastiff, fuck! Parrot pawn, one and a half years old ... Comments: The most awesome person today is not the most powerful person, nor the sharp-tongued person, but to find out who your real master is! Story 3: After the parrot died, myna took its place.

Tibetan mastiff didn't understand the reason and asked myna: I killed him every time. Why did the master never put them down? Starling said two words: loyalty.

Comment: The person who has suffered the biggest loss on this platform is precisely the person who is most loyal to his master! Story 4: Many years later, the second brother went out of town and asked his father to come and help him look after the house. Before leaving, he arranged as usual: Tibetan mastiff is just teasing, don't mess with myna.

Dad was curious, so he teased myna.

But how to tease myna just say: hello, my Lord! Hello, my Lord! The Tibetan mastiff was puzzled and asked myna: Why not let it bite this time? Starling at Tibetan mastiff: Don't you know how the parrot died? Comment: Never take the wrong side! Being on the wrong side will kill you! ...

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