Jokes. Hee hee.

One day, haha died,

Hee hee walked to the grave of haha,

Sad to say: haha, you are dead.

2. Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang. He is dead. On the day of the funeral, his family shouted, "Cool ... so cool. Passers-by are puzzled. Asked, "What do you like?" The family cried:' Great ... awesome! !

The bedroom is on the sixth floor. When I climbed up, I found that I didn't have my key. I went downstairs and asked my aunt to get it. Then I climbed up to open the door, went down to return the key, climbed up again and found the door closed. A classmate next door passed by and asked, "Look, your door is open, I'll close it for you.

4. The little snake asked Brother Snake in a panic .. "Brother, do we have any poison?"

"The serpent said," why do you ask?

The little snake said, "I accidentally bit my tongue just now." "

One day, Xiao Qiang chose a mirror, looked at it and said, "People here are so familiar."

Xiao Ming: "Really? Let me see "(holding a mirror)" me! I don't even know you. "

6. Three rabbits shit.

The first one is only long. The second one is just spherical. The third one is actually triangular.

Asked, it replied: I pinched it with my hand.

My favorite, all for you.