Are there any classic lines in Wulin?

Guo Furong: Don't worry! This is all my fault!

Li Dazui: Grab my lines.

Bai Zhantang: What's the matter? It's not funny.

Li Dazui: Then I, sunflower acupuncturist! You are happy! ?

Bai Zhantang: What? Zi once said ...

Lv Xiucai: I was wrong. I was really wrong. At the beginning. If I don't marry my husband, I won't die. If my husband doesn't die, I won't die here. ...

They looked at each other.

Bai Zhantang: What the hell is that?

Manager Tong (self-care): No, it was wrong from the beginning. If you don't marry me, my husband won't die, and my husband won't end up. ...

Everyone: How do you know what he said?

Boss Tong: The positive sentence is the most classic and overwhelming! ! ! ! !

Everyone wriggled: sister-in-law ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! ! ! ! ! !

Boss Tong: OK, OK, that's it.

2. Bai Zhantang: There are many ways to die. Going out to the west, there is a Xiliang River.

Tourist: I can swim, especially snorkeling.

Bai Zhantang: Then find a cliff and jump.

Tourist: I jumped off a building and was blown back by the current.

Bai Zhantang: Then find a bottle of poison.

Tourist: I have drunk pesticides, fake and shoddy, and have diarrhea for half a month.

Bai Zhantang: Then find a rope ... something strong.

Tourist: Yes, the house collapsed in the middle of the earthquake. My neck is fine. My leg is broken. It hurts when it rains now. (Then Bai Zhantang fainted. . . )

3. Sanskrit, the first word: what to save you, the second word: my love (buy a chisel)

Shh! Shh! Shh! Low-key, low-key and low-key!

5. Affirmation and affirmation; Avalanches ~ ~ ~; Denial and Negation (Guo Furong)

6. Zi Zeng said; Mo (scholar)

7. Hand over rotten eggs and release hostages ...

8. Have you ever been to World Spring? I've heard people say time. Have a clear view in the first one. In that Taoist temple, there is a Taoist priest. What they like is the song Hu played in the first "Moonlit Night on the Spring River" called "Moonlit Night on the Spring River". (Scholar collects debts)

9. Don't steam steamed buns for breath!

10. Female thief: Let go!

Bai Zhantang: You let go!

Female thief: Let us go, Miss!

Bai Zhantang: Let go of our boss's wife!

Female thief: Let go of our beautiful Guo Furong!

Bai Zhantang: Let go of Tong Xiangyu, there are many customs in our family!

1 1. Lu: I stabbed you, and you said four words. I stabbed you with two swords and you said 36,000 words. Why?

Guo: ...

Lu: My first sword stabbed you, and you said, "Hero, forgive me". I stabbed you with my second sword and you said "36,000 words"! ~ (lotus scholar PK)

12.- I eat more salt than you.

-That's your mouth.

-I've crossed more bridges than you.

-That's what I don't want to move.

13. "People are floating in rivers and lakes, who can avoid being stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "

14. This man died of poverty, digging, acid and raising. Do you think I won't make people laugh if I let the ugly die?

15. Waste my friendship, friendship, and your friendship! ! ! (Lotus Echo Classic! )

16. If God can give me one last chance, I will say three words to Li Dazui, ............., "Put less salt! ! ! "(Xiaomi)

17. Guo Furong: Where is the terminal of the criminals? It's the bully (dad) in Qixia town! !

Li Dazui: Who is the mother of Qixia Town?

18. Scholar: The thief took it without asking.

19. Are you hungry? Whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, if you are hungry, you can tell Teacher Niang that she will make you noodle soup ... (Du Shiniang sings, the hall bleeds).

20. The shopkeeper boy received two pieces of silver from Du Shiniang 100, which was despised by all.

Man: "I'll give you a hundred taels of silver!" " "

The shopkeeper said, "I am confused when I look at this thick silver. Are you greedy? ~ ~"

Everyone: "Great! ! ! "

Child shopkeeper: "..."

Everyone: "You said you were ashamed ~ ~"

Boss Tong: "Shame!" ........................................................................................................................................................................

2 1. Guo Furong: I'm as blind as a bat, but my mouth is careless!

Next is a series of actions of gouging out eyes and hearts, throwing them on the ground and crushing them with their feet. It's so interesting ...)

22. Master's Body, Runner's Life (Exhibition Hall)

23. Bai said to Li Dazui, "You are really a big loser."

Silly mouth said: "this dou is also a character, by the way, where did this dou come from?"

Bai sarcastically said, "It's really a hundred and nine generals in the water margin."

Li Dazui said, "No, it seems that there are only 108 generals. You said that I have no education, but I still believe in the Three Kingdoms. "

What really makes you right in "Bai Yi Strikes the Table" is the son of Liu Bei in the Three Kingdoms. "

Mouth said, "you scold me again. One is Liu and the other is Ah. Can this be a father and son?

Then I only saw blood in my mouth. )

24. Guo Furong said to Lv Xiucai: I want to be savage as soon as I see you. . .

All 25 are dead? All dead? When did you die? How did you die? Where is the crime scene? Do you have any witnesses, physical evidence or temporary residence permits? (Punishment of scratching the head)

26. The proprietress said to the scholar, "You just live well. If you have nothing to do, just stay there, spend less effort and eat less."

27.- "There is someone above me" and "I wonder, who is above me?"

28. Big mouth asked the money shopkeeper: "Is it particularly scary to put money under your feet?"

The shopkeeper replied, "You'll know when you get married. So men have corns. " (Laughter)

29. Child shopkeeper: "Stop talking, the palm window is not good."

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Tongfu Inn to participate in the first Chicken King Competition.

Guo: The vast sky has nurtured our history and civilization.

Bai: Time flies, which makes us hardworking and kind.

Guo: Under this clear sky, we are singing.

Bai: In this vast land, we soar freely! (Chicken King strives for hegemony)

3 1. Xiaoliu: It can be described in four words.

Everyone: That's outrageous.

Small six: four more.

Everyone: It's terrible.

32. The trap of Lotus and Jiaozi: There are still a few shiny hairs on the pigskin. There is still some spring mud on the cabbage bangzi, and the shrimp is still shelling.

The funniest thing is that jiaozi was glued on with paste and then sewn on with thread.

Cabinet: Why not use fishing line? What jiaozi? It's just bait.

It's even funnier when people eat jiaozi. Lotus also said: Don't forget to spin silk!

33. Primary six: a fruit ... a rising star of six-door learning. ...

X: It's six doors.

34. The shopkeeper shouted at Lao Xing: Xing Yusen!

Lao Xing gave her a bad look back.

The shopkeeper immediately grinned: good name ~

35. The exhibition hall plays an episode in which robbers build confidence for Lao Xing. The exhibition hall is robbing Xiaomi's broken bowl and Lao Xing sees it.

Xing: Why did you rob his bowl?

Bai: What else does he have besides this bowl?

Xing: Then why did you rob him?

Bai: It's so late. There is no one in the street except him.

Xing: Am I not human?

36. Beckham: Guo Furong, hibiscus emerging from the water, proud. . . . Beckham added: It is safe to be buried.

37. "How did Mo Zhangmen die?" "I heard that I took those people's money to build a house ..." "Corruption? ! "

38. I won't tell you if I die!

39 Lao Xing's self-hypnosis:

This is not clear noodle soup ... this is not clear noodle soup ... this is not clear noodle soup ...

This is eel noodles … this is eel noodles … this is eel noodles …

This is not kimchi, this is not kimchi, this is not kimchi. ...

This is a fat sausage, this is a fat sausage, this is a fat sausage. ...

40. Bai: OK, learn to embroider penguins again! -Tong: That's Yuanyang! !

4 1. Oh, my God ~ Are these all gods? Spicy fish scales, rock sugar fat sausage, fermented radish skin, braised boat-fruited Sterculia crisp fried cucumber, steamed yellow croaker, charcoal roasted female pig's trotters? (

Li Dazui's new dish name)

42. What a charming chicken leg ~ (exhibition hall)

43. A hot face sticks to a cold buttock! (hibiscus)

Lu: Nothing, I just have a little more connotation than you.

Guo: Why didn't you say you were a little braver than me?

45.( 1) Part I: Resisting domestic violence

Part II: Calling for social love.

Cross dressing: Don't talk to strangers.

(It's terrible for manager Qian ~) (2) Ten sheep, one squatting in the sheepfold and the other squatting in the pigsty-cadence.

46. Old punishment: Then you can get busy, we can refuel, refuel ~ ~ ~ ~

47. Confucius said: What is knowledge? Which dynasty did Bacon come from? England: Oh, that means Bacon in England said that you are the best person in our Tongfu Inn? In a sense, it is true.

1. I was born useful, and I am glad that money is hard to buy.

Spin a thousand silver coins and come back! I can use it as I want.

2. proprietress: you are a mess! When is it bad to sleep? Do I have to sleep at night?

3. Laobai: Do Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl know?

Mouth: Yang Guo, I don't know, Little Deaf Girl, I know, the one in West Street, can't talk, Aba Aba.

4. Laobai: Do a good job in fire prevention, theft prevention and corrosion protection.

Manned: anti-corrosion?

Laobai: Prevent food from rotting.

5. Big mouth: Pinggu is a little red? I'm his fan!

Laobai: You are still rotten bamboo. Go away!

6. Laobai: lipstick action-grab a little red in the mouth!

7. Pinggu is a little red: (like cleanliness) You see mud under your nails, disgusting.

Furong: (sad face) It's all manned to let me do rough work every day.

A little red in Pinggu: (sadly to the shopkeeper) Finish the work. . . People must wash their hands.

8. Furong: Brother Hou, get out of the way!

Scholar: Be careful, Bajie!

9. What happened? When you have children, you should marry a wife. . . -Tong Xiangyu

10. Very affectionate:

Why is the sky blue? Because of me!

Why is the grass green, or because of me!

Why does the ass stink? Because it is white! (Laughter)-Scholar

1 1. Bai (affectionate to children): "You look at the clouds for a while and look at me for a while. When you look at the clouds, you are far away from them, and when you look at me, you are close to me. "

Child (moved): "Exhibition hall ..."

Bai (immediately changed his expression): "Sit down, it's none of your business. Look at you! "

I'm Guo Furong.

I have a passion for martial arts.

I come from Jianghu.

I'm different (I'm not Huang Rong in Xiao Guo's works).

13. Mouth: Scholar, what do you like about me? Woman, be honest and don't ask around, okay?

Scholar: So she won't kill me?

Mouth: Then why do you like me? I like you, that is to give you face, say something unpleasant, I like whoever I like, and I'll slap you again!

14. You are a horse and don't know your face!

You are a cow and don't know your skin is thick!

15.-After waking up from the quarrel, we made up again.

-Isn't that pig brain?

-Grow old forever

-isn't that two old goblins?

Give birth to a boy and a girl.

-it is best to be twins, which is convenient for birth.

16. Son, please take me away! (scholar)

17. Bai Zhantang (feeling lonely after listening to the story of disciplining women and horses told by Teacher Tong in the yard): Oh, my mother-in-law, how did she get here today? Does she know about iron shirts? (hand-drawn)

18. explanation of Beckham's cowardly wife: of course, a man who is called a coward woman is called a coward wife.

19. Furong: I'm warning you for the last time. Please speak to me in human language!

20. Shopkeeper: Continue to approach enthusiastically and applaud crazily!

2 1. Zhiqiang Chi

22. advertising:

Mouth: Hey, I burnt the pot again. How can I do this job?

Shopkeeper: Are you still cooking in an iron pan? It's high time to change the hall door without sticking to the pot. The latest copper technology in Sichuan has the advantages of large heating area, uniform heat transfer and rapid temperature rise. You can make delicious dishes with a little oil, which is convenient for cleaning and not easy to stick to the pot. Now you can buy it for the hall door. A set of exclusive secret hidden weapons, first come, first served. All major inns and weapons stores have sales welcome.

Mouth: Non-stick wok cooking is good for you.

23. advertising:

Beckham: Sister-in-law, I can help you wash clothes.

Shopkeeper: moved ...

Beckham: Bird brand saponin powder washes out a generation of good leaders.

24. advertising:

Furong: Oh, yes ~ ~

Wu Shuang: What happened to your waist?

Furong: I can't accept it.

Wu Shuang: When you get old, your bones will become loose, and your body will remind you of calcium deficiency.

Baituoshan Zhuanggu Powder is the exclusive secret recipe of Ouyang Feng in the Northern Song Dynasty, specially developed for Wulin people.

Furong: But I'm out of the game.

Wu Shuang: As the saying goes: People are floating in rivers and lakes, who can avoid being stabbed? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain Qianggu Powder, Youth Powder, Friendship Powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutritional products, all the major pharmacies in the town sell them in Yiguang. Please look for the anti-counterfeiting mark of black toad when buying, gung, gung ... "

25. What do you think of this girl Lao Bai, a player who lost two games in a row?

Furong: A word is cold.

Laobai: Then I'll give you a word. Don't swallow your bad teeth.

Furong: What are you feeding?

Laobai: It is easy to have internal injuries.

Furong: The host is a thief. The legendary thief is him. It's him.

Lao Bai: This player is really good at telling jokes ... The director deleted this paragraph.

26. Generally speaking, Hong Kong elder sister is the third. Ugly, ugly. Sister Ya is the ninth.

27. Yu Xiang: Now, there is only one last way. ...

Xiaoliu: What's the solution?

Yu Xiang: Thirty-six plans.

Small six: What is the thirty-six plan?

Xiao Guo (singing): Thirty-six strategies for love ~ ~ (Everyone dances at this time) It's best to go ~ ~ I want to master the remote control myself ~ ~ ~

Laobai: (continuing to sing) Don't think that ~ ~ (suddenly stopping to tell Guo and others) has stopped me! (Turning to Yu Xiang) Where are you going?

Yu Xiang: Let's get out of here. We can't go back to Shaanxi anyway. We can go to South go to dali. ...

Xiao Guo: Eh, Dali is good, and the scenery is super ~ ~ ~ beautiful!

Yu Xiang: Take a breath in Dali, and then we will go to Myanmar. ...

Mouth: Myanmar is good, and bananas are delicious ~!

Yu Xiang: If there are still suitors in Myanmar, let's go to Thailand again. ...

Guo: Alas ~ ~ The temples in Thailand are so dazzling ~ ~ ~! Hmm. How interesting

Yu Xiang: If Thailand still can't stay, let's go to Japan by boat. ...

Everyone (resolutely, turning around, disgusted): No! !

Yu Xiang: What about Koryo? ...

Everyone (turning around and agreeing): All right.

Yu Xiang: journey to the south to Siberia, change to sleigh, go straight to the Arctic Circle, then go all the way south from Alaska, cross the equator, travel long distances, go straight to the frozen soil of the Antarctic circle, and then ...

Everyone: Still going? !

Yu Xiang: The last step, after reaching the Antarctic Circle, take enough dry food and water, take a rocket, fly into space, land on the surface of Mars and start a new life ~ ~ ~ ~!

Melodious music makes people look forward to it. )

Scholar: What if there is a tracker on Mars? (Music stops)

Everyone: hmm (starting to beat scholars ...)

(Scholar struggles to get up) Yu Xiang: Then we will leave the solar system. ...

Everyone: Well (sad music begins)

Yu Xiang: The vast universe, the vast starry sky, is there no place for me to live, the exhibition hall?

Laobai (hugging Yu Xiang): It's up to you. We'll go wherever you say, every step of the way.

Daughters: (singing) You are the wind ~ ~ I am the sand ~ ~ ~

Man: (singing) It's so miserable ~ ~ Traveling around the world ~ ~ ~

Everyone: you are the wind ~ ~ I am the sand ~ ~ ~

28. (backyard)

Laobai: (slightly angry) What did you say? !

Scholar: (Helpless) I can't help it, Fu Mei. She's watching it very closely. ...

Laobai: You, you, just find a quick and tender tofu and kill it! (Handfuls of scholars are pushed to the millstone)

Scholar: Not tofu ... Besides, I didn't drive her away, Fu Mei. ...

Mouth: That's outrageous. I have never seen her do such a thing!

Scholar: Say it in front of her!

Mouth: Why should I say that? She's not my girlfriend! I didn't change it to Whelan, but I have to change it to Whelan. I have two big faces. I ... (suddenly stopped)

Laobai: Go on!

Scholar: What's wrong with the big face twice?

Mouth: I paste my face ... (blushing, laughing) Then I kneel down and beg for mercy, asking her to forgive me. ...

Laobai: Forgive what?

Big mouth: flirt with bees and attract butterflies ~!

Scholar: (dissatisfied) Hum ~ ~ I chop and change. Me? ! Knowing this, I might as well choose unparalleled. ...

Laobai: (turning to the door with a wry smile) Hey, Xiao Guo, when did you come?

Scholar: (hands raised, knees huddled) Oh ~ ~ ~ I was wrong, I was wrong! ! You adults don't remember villains, the prime minister can punt in his stomach, the moon sets all over the sky with black hoof cream, and both husband and wife go home ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!

Laobai: (angrily) Look at you, you bear! You were scared before others came. You cann't die when people come. apologize !

Scholar: (looking up at the door) Really didn't come? (Standing up, patting his chest and saying) Scared me to death ... (Turning to Laobai) You are a bad person, and you will get what you deserve sooner or later! !

Laobai: (angry) You deserve it! ! A nice young couple, flirting with each other, with red lips and white teeth, are spoiled by you! !

Scholar: (turns away) Then I'll get you back!

(Xiao Guo just entered the door and saw the scholar going out) Xiao Guo: Scholar, where are you going?

Mouth: Go find Wu Shuang!

Scholar: I did it for unparalleled happiness!

Guo: (angrily) Say what? what did you say ? /Excuse me? ! Say it again! !

People get together to discuss how to deal with cats.

Guo: (impatiently) Do you agree or disagree to kill cats?

Scholar: In my opinion, the ceremony should precede the soldiers. ...

Guo: (in a sour tone) If someone else saved the cat, would you still have this attitude?

Scholar: What do you mean?

Guo: (rubbing hands) What do I mean? You know very well!

Scholar: Calm down, calm down ... I've been with you for three months. ...

Guo: That's why you can't bear to kill that cat. Seeing that cat is like seeing a beautiful woman ~ ~!

Scholar: You also helped me catch a mouse. When I met a short-legged mouse, it was like seeing you.

Guo: (angry) She is a cat and I am a mouse, right? !

Laobai: Short legs ... (See Xiao Guo's angry stare, busy way) I didn't say it, but the scholar said it!

(Scholar is speechless, angry at Laobai)

Guo: Feed your cat! (Slice, walk to the backyard)

Scholar: (to Lao Bai) Bah! (Busy chasing Xiao Guo) Fu Mei ~ Listen to me, that's not what I meant ~ that's not what I meant ... (Xiao Guo enters the backyard and they stand behind the curtain)

Laobai: (whispering) Big mouth, listen ~ ~ ~

(Behind the curtain, the scholar's slap, thump and "ah, ah" are heard. )

A scholar's eyes turned into pandas.

Laobai: (Laughing wildly) Ouch! How does this work?

Mouth: (laughing, echoing) What's the matter?

Scholar: (coughs twice) It's all right. I accidentally bumped into the door.

Laobai: (Epiphany) Oh ~ ~ ~ He can hit two eyes at the same time, and he can hit them evenly and roundly, so he deserves to be a warrior in Guanzhong ... (Laughter again).

30. (Early the next morning after the fake little six incident, really little six came to your door. Because the soup was not too strong the night before, he walked unsteadily and was out of his mind. )

(Everyone sees Xiao Liu enter the door) Everyone: Huh? Small six? !

Yu Xiang: Xiao Liu, come here, come here, are you all right?

Small six: (waving to everyone enthusiastically) Hi ~ ~ I'm fine, how are you ~ ~?

Everyone: (surprised, hesitant) OK. ...

Small six: (coquetry) louder ~ ~!

Everyone: (raising the volume) OK! !

Xiaoliu: (making a V-shape with both hands and jumping up happily) Yeah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~! ! I love you very much ~ ~ ~ (blows a kiss)

(Everyone whistles, applauds and cheers)

Small six: (hands holding the handle, acting as MIC, excited) Next, I present a song to you ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

(Everyone whistles, applauds and cheers again)

Small six: (wake up and cover your head with your hand) No, I'm confused ... Where was I?

Everyone: present a song ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Xiaoliu: No, no ~ ~ I repeat, I just had a meeting with my brothers from Ten Villages and Eight Stores, and we unanimously decided ... (Looking at everyone, wondering) Is that you?

Everyone: It's us!

Small six: (the feeling be nasty, clap your head) It's you!

Everybody: (hurry, strike the table) It's us! ! !

Xiaoliu: No, you need proof! !

Everyone: How to prove it?

Small six: (a little confused) I have a bad brain. You prove each other, starting with a scholar!

Scholar: I I ... (at a loss)

Guo: (standing with arms akimbo) I'll do it! Unique beauty or my beauty?

Scholar: Of course you are beautiful. You are more beautiful than her 180 times!

Xiao Guo: (happily) It's him, which proves it's over! You prove it to me.

Scholar: Who is more handsome, you or Brother Zhuifeng?

Guo: (rightfully) Of course he is handsome. He is more handsome than you 1800 times! (See the scholar worried and busy) But you are much more interesting than him!

Scholar: (satisfied) It's her, which proves it's over!

Yu Xiang: (can't wait) It's my turn, Zhantang ~ ~ Will you marry me?

Laobai: (resolutely) No.

Everyone: It's him!

Laobai: (to Yu Xiang) Will you marry me?

Yu Xiang: (angrily) No! !

Everyone: (punching each other) Fake! ! !

Yu Xiang: (horrified) I do, I do! (Everyone stops) My God, if you don't pay attention, this will be a disaster. ...

Beckham: It's my turn. It's my turn (grabs his big mouth) Big mouth, let me ask you something. Yesterday morning, I didn't want to sell the deed. What did you say about my sister-in-law?

Mouth: (stunned, turned to look at Yu Xiang, turned to Beckham, hurriedly) Change the topic, (quick laugh) Hehe. ...

Yu Xiang: That's it. What did you say about me?

Mouth: (guilty) Say that you are ruthless and deserve to stay at home with Widow of the Grass. ...

(Draw a big mouth at Yu Bi)

Beckham: (smugly) That's him!

Yu Xiang: (with a sinister smile) Hum ~ ~ Great, you'll never get the deed of sale back! (Clap your hands)

Mouth: (immediately put on a thief's smiling face) Ah ~ ~ ~ Mo Xiaobei, who helped you with your homework last night?

Beckham: (flustered) Er ... I made it myself!

Everyone: fake, fake! ! (They all get up and press Beckham on the table)

Beckham: (anxious) I ~ ~ I am still a child, who can easily make me like this! !

(everyone ignores it and is ready to start work)

Beckham: (yielding) OK OK OK ~ ~ Qiu Xiaodong helped me do it! I hate ~ ~! !

Let go of Beckham and sit back. )

Laobai: All the proofs have been completed. Please ask Colonel Yan for instructions! (Laughter)

3 1. (backyard, after learning that Bao Gongguan was bought, everyone discussed countermeasures. )

Small six: (clap your hands, rejoice) OK, OK! Very very good! ! Because he is a bribed official ... (confused) Then he is also an official!

Yu Xiang: Not necessarily! As long as he admits it, we will check and balance each other, and it will be easy. ...

Laobai: (disapprovingly) Is he stupid? Who can admit that you knew you were going to lose your head? !

Guo: If you don't admit it, fight until he admits it!

Scholar: Eh ~ ~ It is illegal to abuse lynching!

Guo: (despising a scholar) Go!

Small six: (firm) tube ~ ~ ~ ~ not so much! Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa (Seeing that you are stupid and unresponsive, dry cough to remind you) Hmm ~ ~ ~

Wu Shuang: (coming to my senses) Well, this is a whip, not a belt!

Small six: (urgent) I let you go! !

Wu Shuang: (I thought it was a secret order, but I didn't react, pointing to everyone) I was asked to go, not you!

Xiaoliu: (angrily reprimanded to Wushuang) Go! !

Wu Shuang: (I see) Oh, oh ... (Running to find the whip)

Mouth: (Glancing at Uniquely, he said to Xiaoliu) Ok, Xiaoliu, I'll give you the whole briquette stove! (running to the kitchen)

Xiaoliu: The more prosperous the better! !

Scholar: (mouth goes forward to the sixth) I'll prepare a tiger stool for you! (running to the tiger bench)

Small six: The higher the better!

Furong: (The scholar walks up to Liu) I'll prepare a soldering iron for you! (Go away)

Xiaoliu: The hotter the better! !

Laobai: I can only prepare some for you-Chili water! (Pick up a handful of dried peppers around you and walk away)

Xiaoliu: The hotter the better! !

Yu Xiang: (tender) My heart is too soft to bear the torture. Keep this hairpin for use! (Take the hair clasp off your head and pass it to Xiao Liu)

Xiaoliu: (staring at the hair clasp, puzzled) What's the use?

Yu Xiang: (Experienced, patiently explain) Stab your foot! Stabbing and scratching makes him ache and itch, but he can't scratch anyway (proudly) ... enjoy it!

Small six: (scratched his hand with a hairpin and tried, frightened, turned to the camera) Is this still called softhearted? ! (Turning to Yu Xiang and returning the hair clasp) Enjoy yourself. ...

Yu Xiang: (taking the hairpin and plugging it back, facing the camera with a cruel expression, thinking) If you buy a tube and engage in corruption, you will suffer. ...

32. (Guo borrows the dog and the puppy stands on the table. Everyone comments. )

Scholar: (observing the dog carefully) Ouch, tut tut, dear. ...

Mouth: (Le) This guy. ...

Laobai: (solemnly expressing admiration) This Guo Furong is good! Guo Furong ...

Yu Xiang: (contemptuously) This, this, this is the dog you borrowed?

Guo: (looking at the puppy seriously and proudly) Yes, this is the most vicious, evil and inhuman thing in the legend ... (The ferocious face turns to Xiang Yu)

Yu Xiang: (angrily) Bah!

Xiao Guo: (turns away in disgust) I can't stand it ... Boss Hao says the whole Longfei Valley belongs to him. Hum, whoever catches it will bite it. Look ... (Finger Dog)

Laobai: (angry) I look at me. What am I looking at? ! I see ...

Guo: (unconvinced) Look at this tooth! And this ... (speechless) ... tooth! Take a bite and there will be no meat!

Yu Xiang: (unbearable) Guo Furong! ! !

Guo: (indignant) Would you please hear me out first? Take us for example. When we get older, will our martial arts become higher?

Mouth: (looking at the puppy) That's not good! (turning to see Guo rubbing his hands, he immediately changed his mouth) Well ... of course, there are exceptions. ...

(The scholar points to his big mouth to gloat)

Xiao Guo: this dog, in their pet industry, is equivalent to the unbeaten in the west ... (watching in awe)

Scholar: (asks cautiously) How do you know?

Guo: If nothing else, just look at this look. Can other local dogs have this murderous look? ! (acting fierce)

(Xiang Yu and Lao Bai stare into Guo's eyes)

Yu Xiang: It seems really fierce ...

Laobai: (Nodding) Quite fierce. ...

Guo: Look at me! Look at that dog! ! (Yu Xiang and Laobai quickly turn to look at the dog) More than fierce. It is extremely cruel and vicious! (pointing) bitten by it, it's terrible and inhuman. ...

Laobai: (impatient) Don't speak vernacular! (The picture turns to the puppy, shaking innocently. ) Is it a mule or a horse? Take it out for a walk!

Xiao Guo: Just take a walk, go! Take the puppy to the door, open the door to coax the puppy out, and then close the door quickly.

(The big dog barks outside and the puppy barks)

Everyone: (singing and dancing) (Cantonese) Ask if this mountain is the highest in the world ~ ~ ~ coax ~! Ha ~ ~ ~! Another one is taller than the sky ~ ~ ~ coax ~ ~! Ha ~ ~ ~!

The puppy screams, and everyone squeezes into the crack of the door to see the situation, covering their eyes in fear. )

Laobai: (sadly) rest in peace, my brave little man ... (goes to the table and sits down)

Mouth: (sadly) Let's make soup with your bones tonight ... (See you later, Yu Xiang looks angry and changes his mouth) I ... I mean, to commemorate this tragic battle ... (Go to the table and sit down).

Yu Xiang: (sad) You will stay in our hearts forever, forever ... (Go to the table and sit with the scholar and Guo).

Scholar: (solemnly) This is knowing that there are dogs in the mountains, but favoring them! This kind of courage is worth learning and re-learning. ...

Guo: (sad) Stop talking nonsense and get the money!

Yu Xiang: What do you need money for? !

Guo: It's not a loss to kill a dog? !

Yu Xiang: (urgent) I didn't bite to death! ..... How much is it?

Guo: Two two!

(Yu Xiang falls from the stool to the ground, and Laobai pulls her up)

Laobai: Don't run away, have some promise. ...

Yu Xiang: (Kuqiang) I was wrong. I was really wrong. I shouldn't have gotten married in the first place. If I don't get married, my husband won't die. If my husband hadn't died, how could I have ended up in such a tragic situation? ...

1. Who is your favorite actor in the cast? 2. For the audience who love your play, what can you tell us about the next play? 3. What do you do in your spare time when you are not filming TV series? 4. Do you watch CCTV-8 every day? Are you going to watch the Spring Festival Evening or Wulin on New Year's Eve? —————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— 65438.3 Eat, drink, have a meeting, and complete the unit tasks. I watch it almost every day, and I watch it back and forth with Wulin in the Spring Festival Evening.

33. (Non-line)

34. (Ginseng chicken soup is sent upstairs, and everyone is waiting anxiously)

Scholar: (anxiously) Fu Mei, why aren't you worried?

Guo: (leisurely eating melon seeds) What's the use of being in a hurry? I just can't wake up! Is there such a manned booth?

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Responder: Yang Fei-Magician Grade 5-7 13: 15.

Like affirmation, affirmation, affirmation, there must be type A, type B, type AB, type O and so on.

Responder: wake up and listen to the wind-assistant level 2 5-7 13: 17.

Classic lines of Wulin legend

Hand over the rotten eggs and release the hostages ......

"People floating in the river's lake, who can not get a knife? White camel mountain strong bone powder, oral and external use, has a miraculous effect. I got a knife and drew a pack, but I want to get a second knife. I bent over and ate a bag, and I won't be old until I'm 200. White camel mountain strong bone powder, youth powder, friendship powder, Huashan Lunjian designated nutrition, and all major pharmacies in the town have sales in Yiguang. Please look for the black toad anti-counterfeiting mark when buying, gung, gung ... "

Go back to your home and find your mother!

"Go to the top of the mountain.