Looking for the best yin dang poem?

Like Zhang Ji's chastity woman's chant: You know that I have a husband, so you give me a pair of pearls;

I feel your affection, and tie them in a red lining.

The high-rise buildings of my concubine's house are connected to the garden, and the beloved man is holding a halberd in the bright light.

I know that my heart is like the sun and the moon, and my husband's oath is the same as life and death.

Huanjun Mingzhu sheds tears, wishing we could meet each other before we were married.

There are also similar words in the Ancient Han Dynasty Yuefu Shijing Midnight Song or Huajian Ci, but it is not yin dang, it is about love = =

Maybe it has a deeper meaning. There is a story in An Yiru's "If Life Is Only Like the First Meeting": But it is irrefutable that Li Jilan was a dissolute man. "The Biography of Talented Scholars of the Tang Dynasty" records that she had frequent contacts with celebrities at that time, talked about poetry and prose, and laughed freely during the dinner. Liu Changqing, a famous scholar in Hejian, suffered from "yin-heavy disease", that is, "hernia". He often had to use a cloth bag to hold up his kidney sac to reduce pain. Li Jilan knew that Liu Changqing had this disease, so he used Tao Yuanming's poem "The mountain air is getting better day by day" to laugh at Liu Changqing's hernia disease. Liu Changqing, a famous scholar, immediately responded to Tao Yuanming's poem: "All the birds are happy to have their support." Then everyone laughed.

This kind of pornographic joke is relatively profound. It took me a long time to understand what it meant. But I understand, I understand, even if you beat me to death, I would not dare to make such a joke with a man in public. Taoist Aunt Li's aggressiveness and boldness stunned me, a modern person who considers myself open-minded.

(Quoting the original text)

You can see for yourself, I didn’t think of it anyway