What are the excellent sketch scripts?

Miss Zhou Xiao: Well, let's begin our class now. The theme of today's class meeting is happiness Students, do you know what happiness is?

All the students raised their hands to speak (except Xiao Bai), and then the students answered one by one.

Xiao Zhao: Happiness is a kind of satisfaction with life. This satisfaction lasts for a long time, and it feels that life is very interesting and natural.

Teacher Zhou Xiao smiled.

However, hope for a long time is a definition.

Lu Lu badminton: Happiness is the past you have lost. Whenever you think about it, you will have a deep sense of nostalgia, that is, your hopeful vision for the future, which can also be said to be a memory.

Teacher Zhou Xiao smiled.

Meng Meng: Happiness is your ordinary life now, and it can also be said that it is the warmth of snuggling in your mother's warm arms.

Teacher Zhou Xiao smiled.

Jessica Hester Hsuan: Personally, I think this is a question with no standard answer. Everyone can have his own view of happiness. Well … my view of happiness is lollipop.

Teacher Zhou Xiao smiled.

Miss Zhou Xiao: Everyone speaks very well, Xiao Bai. What did you say?/Sorry?

Xiao Bai: Well, teacher, I think happiness means that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman tries his best to fight small monsters.

Miss Zhou Xiao keeps a straight face.

Xiao Bai: Miss Zhou, why do you smile at them except me?

Miss Zhou Xiao: I'm not the Mona Lisa, and I won't smile at everyone.

At this moment, Yang Yang rushed in.

Yang Yang: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Yang Yang …

Miss Zhou Xiao: Alas, alas, you are late, which still affects our class. It's outrageous.

Yang Yang stared at MISS ZHOU.

Yang Yang: I am deeply sorry for being late this time, so I will make amends and perform a magic trick for you!

Miss Zhou rested on her hips and pursed her lips.

Together (except Yang Yang and Miss Zhou Xiao): Yes, yes!

Everyone applauded (except Yang Yang and Miss Zhou Xiao).

Yang Yang: Let me start with a simple one. This is a ... This is a ... Ha, it's two.

Lu Lu badminton: Gee, what's so difficult? Me too, this is three, this is three, ha, six.

Xiao Zhao: Me too. Look, everyone, this is 1, and Mommy made it 2.

Yang Yang: It's all fur. Please look at fur. This is my latest high-tech magic drink. It's called Gollum. After drinking, people will taste happiness. Who wants to try?

Meng Meng: Don't do this, don't do this. If he can do magic, he will turn himself into a handsome monitor. As for those glasses of water, who will believe them? !

Meng Meng said to everyone.

Yang Yang: Believe it or not, I believe it anyway. Next is the moment to witness the miracle, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. This glass of water smells of happiness.

Meng Meng went up to him and drank boiled water.

Meng Meng: This is very thirst-quenching. Isn't it just plain water?

Yang Yang: Why did you drink it? You don't follow the procedure, you have to experience it one by one to be effective.

Lu Lu badminton: Well, today, in order to expose your fake fur, let's drink from the beginning for a while!

Lu Lu badminton came out and drank acid, but Yang Yang didn't pay attention.

Yang Yang: Oh, why did you drink it! This cup is full of acid. After drinking, all the acidity in your body will be stimulated. How do you feel?

Lu Lu badminton: If you eat grapes, you won't spit the skins. Say sour grapes if you don't eat them! You can do it!

Yang Yang: Who are you talking to?

Lu Lu badminton: Say you, say you! Xiao Zhao, you get 100 in every exam, but I can't.

Yang Yang: Yes, you can. You can also get 100 points, but ... it's the other way around.

Lu Lu badminton stared at Yang Yang, and pointed to the small white.

Lulu: Yes, you can. You picked up 20 yuan for your morning run, but you didn't give it to Mr. Cui. You bought a lot of comic books. I can't. Can you ... ...

Yang Yang: Please, oh, stop it! Yang Yang pulled Lulu back to the magic stage.

Lu Lu badminton: You can do it. You can all do it. You are better than me! Lu Lu said as he walked back to the magic stage.

Yang Yang: Gollum, come on, everyone is offended by you!

Lu Lu badminton: Why is it so sour?

Yang Yang: Hey, this shows that my magic drink has worked, giving you an all-sour experience.

Lu Lu badminton: Can you taste happiness if you are so sour?

Yang Yang: Oh, I don't like it. You can try the second cup. The second cup is sweet.

Lu Lu badminton: I told you it was sweet. When Liu Lugang wanted to drink sweet, Xiao Wu grabbed it first and squeezed Liu Lu into the seat.

Yang Yang: How did Yang Yang become you? How do you feel? Music: sweet honey

Xiao Wu: How sweet!

Yang Yang: How sweet?

Xiao Wu: How sweet!

Yang Yang: Then I'll add some sugar for you. When you stopped music, you got 100 in the exam, and your parents rewarded you with 100 yuan. You can buy whatever you want. Yang Yang sang: Here, here, this feeling is for you. ...

Xiao Wu sang: Sweet, I smiled sweetly, like a flower in full bloom in the spring breeze.

Yang Yang: These days, you pick up 20 yuan every morning running. ...

Yang Yang sang: Here, here, this feeling is for you. ...

Xiao Wu: Wow! Xiao Wu sang: Sweet, I smiled sweetly, like a flower in full bloom in the spring breeze.

Yang Yang: Gollum!

Xiao Wu: I am so tired!

Jessica Hester Hsuan: That's, that's, that's not sweet, it's just greasy!

Ang Tsai: It's so sweet. Then, Meng Meng, you can exchange this cup. Very bitter. Dare to drink?

Jessica Hester Hsuan: If I can really taste happiness, I will drink it. Meng Meng tasted bitter.

Ang Tsai: How do you feel? Music: Two Springs Reflecting the Moon

Jessica Hester Hsuan: I'm in so much pain. Brush your teeth and squeeze toothpaste in the morning. Toothpaste came out from the back. My new school uniform is dirty and can't be washed. I was scolded by the teacher.

I was sick that day and went to the hospital. After waiting in line in the hospital all afternoon, the doctor told me that you were in the wrong line. This is a psychiatric department. I said we should look directly. I'm going crazy anyway.

I finally got a score of 100, but when I was writing my Chinese homework, my pen ran out of ink. When throwing, the ink is spilled on the paper, and the ink covers 1 and 0, and the score of 100 becomes 0.

I'm so bitter! Music stops.

Yang Yang: Gollum! Alas ... Yang Yang shouted.

Jessica Hester Hsuan: What are you doing, a bitter gourd face!

Yang Yang: I feel sorry for you, poor boy! And one last glass of wine, Xiao Zhao. Do you want to drink? This cup is full of spicy food.

Xiao Zhao: Is it spicy? I like spicy food best. Xiao Zhao drank spicy food.

Yang Yang: How do you feel? Music: Men should be accompanied by self-improvement.

Xiao Zhao: Late hungry wolf! Staring at Yang Yang with contemptuous eyes.

Yang Yang: Oh, it's broken. The dose is very large.

Xiao Zhao: Pointing at Xiao Bai's 100 exam results, you are so happy. Choked on a hamburger, you owe it. ...

Yang Yang: Oh, come on, everyone is laughing at you!

Xiao Zhao: Who laughed at me? Who laughed at me? Stand up for me. ...

Yang Yang: Gollum, Gollum, Gollum!

Xiao Zhao: Why? Like superman!

Yang Yang: What Superman? I am tired. Oh, I'm tired of magic. OK,

You all drank the ups and downs, and then everyone tasted a glass of boiled water.

Lu Lu badminton, Xiao Wu and Jessica Hester Hsuan took the stage.

Lu Lu badminton: It's just a cup of boiled water!

Yang Yang: Drink it!

Lu Lu badminton, Xiao Wu, Jessica Hester Hsuan and Xiao Zhao drank boiled water.

Yang Yang: How do you feel?

Xiao Wu, Xuan: It's delicious! Clear, bright, soft and continuous ...

Miss Zhou Xiao: Actually, happiness is hidden in this plain.

Xiao Bai: Let's just say that we have always been happy!

Miss Zhou Xiao: Ah, so, his magic performance today was … successful? !

Let's clap together

Yang Yang: Thank you for your applause!

Miss Zhou Xiao: Actually, let's think about the wonderful life of these six years together. It's sour and sweet ... Xiaobai interrupted Mr. Zhou Xiao.

Xiao Bai: Hey, there is a big cup. What else is in it?

Yang Yang: Don't drink this. Thank you. My magic show is over.

Xiao Bai: Why, leave a hand! They all drank, but I didn't. It's not fair! Xiaobai drinks sweet and sour.

Yang Yang: Hey, why are you drinking this? !

Xiao Bai: What do you have here?

Yang Yang: I poured all the sweetness and bitterness. Are you okay?

Xiao Bai: Yes, dear, I am very bitter. Who laughed at me? Who laughed at me? Who laughed at me?

Yang Yang: It's broken. Great kung fu. I'm leaving. Thank you.

Xiao Bai: Come back here! Xiaobai chased off the stage.

Miss Zhou Xiao: After watching the magic, let me sum up the magic! In fact, looking back on the beautiful life of these six years, there are ups and downs everywhere. We are about to graduate. Let's cherish this only good time and get along with each other.

Lu Lu badminton, Xiao Wu, Xiao Zhao, Meng Meng: Miss Zhou Xiao, ...?

Miss Zhou Xiao: Don't ask, don't say, everything is self-evident. At this moment, let's snuggle up in laughter and touch, sing a wonderful melody, cherish this unique and beautiful time together and experience the taste of happiness. Let's fly safely after graduation! Music: "Rest assured to fly", with a curtain call in music.