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Divorce Classic Sentences Talking about 22 Highlights of Mood

1, powerless, rich and poor, rich and heartless, loveless, predestined, divorced.

2. If you get married in a hurry, you are willing to take risks and become an unfortunate person.

Although divorced, but still separated, but also secretly.

If it weren't for the children, the strange bedfellows couple would have divorced.

Never say goodbye or divorce when quarreling, lest you can't get off the stage in the future.

6. When my wife divorced, I regretted not really understanding my lover.

7, scattered business does not break friendship. Congratulations on the divorce ceremony.

8. It is better to marry a woman who is deeply numb than to marry a cold and intelligent woman.

Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! Divorce! Divorce now! If you don't leave me, I'll step on you now!

10, you can't divorce him unless you treat me well. Please please me, maybe I can give you this loser.

1 1. Find a beautiful one when you are young, a hardworking one when you get married, a rich one after divorce, and a ghost when you die.

12, marriage is an investment, some people are worth investing, and some people will devalue divorce lawyers over time.

13, the only time my wife and I had an orgasm at the same time was when the judge signed the divorce agreement.

14. You can't divorce him unless you wait on me. Please, maybe I can give you this loser.

15, Lao Wang can't get rid of the problem of pleasing women. No wonder his wife asked for a divorce.

16, when people are most sad and panic, there are no tears, and tears will always flow out at the end of the story and everything!

17 In fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs spending the winter. They hurt each other when they are close, not when they are cold! You have to pull out each other's thorns to get close and live a good life!

18, Ireland, a legendary country where divorce is not allowed. I'd like to go with you if you like.

19, divorce often leads to two marriages, which is called fission reproduction and is a common reproductive mode of lower animals.

20. If there is a course on dating in school, will the divorce rate be lower now?

2 1, marriage is a mistake, divorce is a consciousness, remarriage is a mistake, remarriage is stubborn, having children is a big mistake, and nothing is delayed.

22. Marriage is a matter for two people. Divorce is a Siberian butterfly. Flapping your wings far away, the whole city can have a hurricane.