German abbreviation joke

1. If people can match several parts well, a cloakroom with few colors will not be boring.

Let's talk about our love. Okay. Sich unterhalten means chatting.

The second half of the verb is sitten, and ü ber+d+sitten means to concentrate on doing something. nicht？ Sondern connects two sentence elements. There are two sitzen with different meanings, but they are used together here very cleverly.

Your translation is correct. Was is short for etwas, not an emotion. Etwas anderes means something else.

5. Translation is in front of the mirror. Dieser represents Mr. Fusi. The last question is not clear, so it's better not to be ambiguous.