Quotations from Lao Luo and Luo Yonghao.

1. The intense life needs no explanation!

2. The dream of not being laughed at is not worth realizing.

3. Children fight better than develop.

4. A real macho man dares to look directly at the bleak life.

I have seen many such old liars in English education.

6. I have to admire you!

7. I don't want to win or lose, I'm just serious.

8. Always young, always crying. I hope you can read this sentence again when you are trying to give up something you know is right.

9. A truly strong and healthy person will not lose confidence in human nature even if he is betrayed by his friends, misunderstood by his relatives and abandoned by his relatives.

10. People with ideas are out of place everywhere.

1 1. Do what you want, do what you should, and don't choose inaction because you are afraid of being used. -"Mein Kampf"

12. The premise of bragging is that you must be able to do 90% of the things, and the rest 10% can brag, but you must do it after blowing. -"Mein Kampf"

13. As an awesome person like me, I will look in the mirror when I want someone to appreciate me.

14. Making a fool of yourself in public can overcome all kinds of psychological obstacles. -"Mein Kampf"

15. There is only one kind of failure, and that is to give up halfway.

16. I hope that those China people who like to teach young people the truth of "shooting birds in the head with guns" and feel mature will one day understand the fact that some birds come into this world to do what they should do, not to hide from guns. -"Mein Kampf"

17. In the face of setbacks, don't get angry, don't protest, just bury yourself in silently polishing your weapons and prepare for the next battle. We don't do things to show people some kind of expression. -"Mein Kampf"

18. When he asked you for eight dollars, you turned and left. At this time, he usually says how about five dollars, and you can make a deal almost at a glance. Once when class was over, a student was so excited that he ran to the front and said to me, Mr. Luo, I got three dollars and eighty cents! . I think, what a pity! Piracy criminals are human beings!

19 ... Sorry, I'm a little excited.

20. My home is far from New Oriental, and I take a taxi at my door every day. Home is so remote, there are cars worse than Li Xia everywhere. I don't want to sit at all. One day I found a black Santana-a high-end car in our place. But when I look at the driver, I don't want to sit. He is black and thin, shriveled and short, and looks like a loser. I can't think whether I got on the bus or got on the bus. Only after I got on the bus did I find that this driver was unusual. As soon as he got on the bus, he immediately acted like a man-he kept stepping on the accelerator, only lightly and heavily, and never stepped on the brakes. Surprised to find that Beijing is not blocked! Whenever the red light and green light pass by, other cars have to give way. Full of guilty pleasure. The weather is really cool, and the shriveled figure has grown taller. But when he got off the bus, his eyes became timid again.

2 1. This is not good for girls. Noisy can be noisy, noisy can not noisy! What's the point of tattling?

22. Confucius is the most vulgar and mediocre. So it has been widely circulated. Like Lao zi Zhuangzi, it's so cool. Riding a donkey from a distance and wearing sunglasses. Walk past you. Then disappear in the distance, but you still think the sunglasses are behind him. That's so cool. What language can't express is Zen, which is the coolest. You can't realize it gradually, you can only realize it. The master is holding a stick. You ask: What is Zen? Why haven't I realized it yet? Master went up and hit him on the head with a stick: then wake up! How many disciples were killed at that time? Some disciples were very clever and were beaten, so I get it! So he went down the mountain to collect his apprentice, with a stick in his hand. The apprentice said that he didn't realize it, so he went up and hit him: then he realized it! How about a clever apprentice? You don't have to continue to wake up, and you don't have to be beaten. Just take a stick and go down the mountain to collect your apprentice. Run boarding classes, punching classes, weekly classes, weekly classes ...

23. There is nothing wrong with a boy and a girl in a family. It doesn't matter if you have two girls, it's good to have two boys, especially in the northeast where the folk customs are tough. ...

24. This is my immature view.

25. Happy sadness.

26. Well, the joke is over. The students who were lying down just now can go back to sleep.

27. When the family was poor, there were four people sitting in the room with only a bag of semi-instant noodles. I haven't eaten. Here comes another man. The four of us regret it-why don't we eat early? The man said happily, today is Thanksgiving! Damn, there's nothing to eat. How do you feel? ! He said, let's go to church! We are not religious. What church are we going to? He said, alas, there is food in the church on Thanksgiving Day. We're going crazy. So five people rode three bicycles straight to the church. When we get there, there are really sweets and biscuits. Just go in. Let's go up and have a crazy meal. Nobody cares. So I left a good memory. The following Thanksgiving, we went to a buffet again! I had a nervous breakdown. Eat like a mad dog.

28. Reproduction refers to interspecific reproduction. For example, a dog gave birth to a litter, fat, thin, short and ugly. Can't say bitch watch, hey … there are pigs, cats, ducks and fish!

29. This question is so simple that I am embarrassed to do it.

30. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but it looked like a mouthful of water to her.

Teachers used to say that girls should stand on their own feet in class. Oh, I forgot, you took the GRE exam. Who are the girls who took the GRE? Fierce girl

32. I have only met Lao Yu and the Guangdong madman who recited the dictionary.

33. kiss a person's ass to a limited extent.

34. Lao Luo: You have peaches in your pocket. Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, this is for my grandmother ... (I think: who the fuck wants to eat)

35. Divorce in Las Vegas is also convenient. Everyone is driving in line for divorce, so that the people behind don't want to slow down: hurry up! Will you let people get divorced? After Lao Yu went, his eyes flashed: it's so convenient! It is really convenient! .

36. I persuaded many old teachers after I arrived in New Oriental.

37. Dementia mental patients are the happiest. It has reached a very deep level and is in a high state every day. And do whatever you want: you are a fool. What are you afraid of? You can gain weight in vain and always be in a state of fresh air.

I really envy you for meeting such a good teacher!

39. This topic is the most controversial topic in the history of New Oriental, but the arrival of Teacher Luo ... I just stood on the shoulders of giants.

40. Tell me how confused your mind is.

4 1. Lao Luo, don't talk about the topic in this class, let's talk nonsense! I almost fell off the platform.

42. At this moment, I quickly took out my notebook and wrote down my will.

43. Can you explain the misunderstanding? Never explain! I can only explain two situations: my relatives misunderstand me. If I don't explain, they will be sad. The court misunderstood me. Except for these two, I never explain. Really tough, don't explain! You misunderstood people like me. What else can you do?

44. When a student asks Lao Yu a question, Lao Yu will tell him a story about his own struggle, so that all the students are moved and forget the question just now.

45. This problem was unclear in New Oriental for many years, until you, Mr. Luo, joined New Oriental. Old teachers all told me: Lao Luo, you are really awesome! I quickly said, don't say that, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants!

46. Do you know how Lao Yu talks about filling in the blanks? When Lao Yu used to teach, A and B were often excluded directly. D and e must be wrong at first glance, so choose C for this question. Then some students asked me why I couldn't see that D and E were so wrong. . At this time, Lao Yu will put down his book and go to the podium to tell you a short story about his life ambition. The students below him were moved to forget the question just now.

47. In American graduate schools, China students never take part in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But the first test comes first, and the first test comes first. Doesn't the American professor collapse? He couldn't understand it at all, and sighed, Ah, the mysterious East!

48. Another characteristic of macho men is that they hide when they cry.

49. This topic is an insult to our wisdom.

50. Trembling with happiness.

5 1. This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are a fucking cow! I said, stop talking, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants.

52. Ah, it's time for bed and two cups of coffee.

53. It's too difficult! It's too difficult!

54. Stupid instinct possessed me.

55.why are you staring at me? From a purely biological point of view. We just refuse homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, the population wouldn't be a problem ... Of course, I would be heterosexual.

56. I don't think your relationship has broken down ... (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? It's really broken ...

57. Is wearing bell bottoms a hooligan? It's just logical confusion!

58. I swallowed a bitter water, but she thought it was saliva.

59. If you come to New Oriental in a few years and see someone who looks familiar, I just can't remember who it is. Looks like Luo Yonghao's brother. Attention, I don't have a brother!

60. There are times in life when you step on shit.

6 1. What is pear shape? Hmm? Why are you looking at me? My old Luo is a standard barrel figure!

62. Without Yuan Longping, what would Chinese Academy of Sciences waste eat?

63. There are two tragedies in education in China: (1) Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the dean. (2) Every school has a lecherous male PE teacher, who lets boys play ball games and leads girls to play games.

64. According to Ni Jie's thinking, how should I choose this question?

65. From this incident, the students saw another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the moral integrity of old-school intellectuals). ...

66. The eyes are bloodshot, the veins on the forehead are exposed, and hair appears on the feet.

67. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a live black man!

68. What is GRE? Is to let China people experience the test of American stupidity.

69. Is Japan a country with collective BT? Yes! But I never scold them BT, I want to prove how BT they are.

70. While paying for medicine, my dad secretly rejoiced: TMD, this is my son!

7 1. Lei Feng helped 6000 old ladies cross the road all his life.

72. Some students may doubt my character. Let me tell you another story: there used to be a cherry tree in our house ... you all laughed! I won't say it if you laugh.

73. Soft muscles and pear shape ... What is pear shape? Hey, what are you looking at me for? I am definitely not pear shape, I am a standard bucket figure!

74. It's not easy for everyone to mix together!

As an awesome person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

76.ETS is a pathological problem, and our school will solve it with abnormal ideas.

77. Face up to the bleak life, face up to the dripping blood and live by welding!

78. At this time, you find a very considerate third choice. Shout! Ni Ping!

79. A stranger like me ...

80. You really piss me off ... Oh, please!

8 1. If I meet him, I will waste him!

82. The theme of our Spring Festival get-together this year is to highlight the word get-together. -This is the logic of Ni Jie.

83. Happy sadness ...

84. Lao Luo: Is this correct? Right? Right? Right? We: ... no ... Lao Luo: You tell me what's wrong? This is absolutely correct! Boring question, next!

85. Wind. Cold wind. The wind is cold. -Gu Long wrote this to earn a fee (charged by line)

86. Ezra Pound was a leading figure in American literature in the 20th century. Writing poetry is not recognized in America, so I went to England to hang out. Get ahead in Britain. And then I was reckless. He cursed America and wrote: Capitalism excludes poets. America is capitalism, isn't Britain? ! The mind is extremely confused, which is the sign of a poet. Then e.p. began to study politics. What politics does the poet study?

87.rules? And he actually supported Mussolini and joined an anti-American radio station. He is passionate about China culture and has a morbid obsession with China culture. Translate all the works of Confucius into English. Crazy about China's food, I couldn't find a Chinese restaurant in Italy, so I was furious. Without Chinese restaurants, this country would be finished!

88. I walked around thinking hard about the fate of China.

89. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility. She doesn't recite words.

90. When I was in the boarding class, Lao Yu was not so busy now. Go up the mountain and give a mobilization speech to each student. At that time, Lao Yu was God in our hearts. One day I heard that Lao Yu was going to give a speech at night. So they all ran to the lecture hall early. Lao Yu came after dinner, picked up the receiver and said nothing, just a loud hiccup. How inappropriate. We were all stunned at that time, looked at each other, and our faces were full of dementia and happiness, saying, what an approachable hiccup!

9 1. What are pesticides used for? Is to help insects do eugenics. Better and better pesticides make bugs look like little Tai Sen. Encountering a bad pesticide is like raining in Mao Mao. Better yet, just take a shower. And these bugs are not idle when they take a shower. They sang while washing: we are pests, we are pests!

92. You sweat when you lie. bend ...

93. Left leaning and right leaning are not important, what matters is being knocked down!