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It's from Shiyang. Just give me some.
MYSHOW's "Zhang Yang Group"
Wonderful dialogue:
Prologue: "I am actually a very introverted child ..."
Then: "I want to use my voice to interpret the story of a pair of ABBA and AMB in the world war1943 ..."
Suddenly: "Hey ~ Reverberation is a little bigger ~" Recorder-_-|||||
Judge: Take off the butterfly ~
Shi Yang: Mm-hmm? How to shoot a butterfly? ... actually grows in it ...
Zhou Jin: ... really grows in it-_-||| |.
Xu Zhiwei: Sing a song.
Shi Yang: Didn't I just sing? ... in fact, my throat condition doesn't allow ... "In fact, I feel uncomfortable since I came to Shanghai, and I have been vomiting and diarrhea ... My throat is hoarse, oh, no, it's upside down."
"......"
Hins Cheung: You're the person I've ever seen who took the most from me except Jingle Bells. ...
Shi Yang: Actually ... I'm Dora Mini ~ ~
Lin Qiu: "Do you talk like this all your life?"
"Well, Shi Yang ... in fact, this is the case in my life ... (Suddenly) the stage is as big as a lung! ! "
Everybody, "Come on, let's sing a song with Hins Cheung."
Shi Yang (suddenly) "... today's people, tomorrow's global superstar! ! "
"In fact, there is a saying, I don't know if I should say it ... I can't stand within three meters ..."
Then suddenly started dancing, and everyone dodged. . .
"Look at me' topping' the high notes with my fingers!" . . . . . . . . .
Lin Qiu: "Let me give you some advice. You need a little manhood in the future."
Shi Yang: "Actually, I'm a man" rushed to the camera. "I am a dragon!"
Everyone fell down. . .
In fact, he is a sensible child ~
During the audition, the judge Huang An was really fed up, because she wore a wig across Jolin Tsai and a mineral water bottle was smashed out. Wow, this can help Shiyang become famous. Huang An asked the boy if he was crazy, but he liked him in private. Shi Yang under the stage, like the stage, likes to exaggerate and be funny, which makes the classmates and friends around him bend over with joy. "Life is going to get into trouble after all, let's come together-happy shua shua", he said, and his expression was exaggerated, and the atmosphere around him suddenly became active again. When you are happy, your hair is like an aloe button on your head. Ask him where he got his hair done. "In Beijing, it was specially made for this competition. It cost me 1000 yuan, and I feel distressed, but I have to be worthy of the audience and those who send text messages to support you. " In short, let the reporter feel funny. He is really sensible.
The Shiyang in life is also full of drama everywhere. "Last time we went to play golf, I paid too much attention to my posture. When I'm nervous, my palms sweat. Why don't I have a pole in my hand when I swing it? " I can't make people around me happy "My classmate sent a text message saying that you haven't been eliminated. Come back and play with us." I guess he is also a clown in life. I don't know how to talk about men and women. "People are like a bottle of wine. The older you get, the more valuable you are. Women are like alcohol, once they are turned on, alas, they evaporate, "she said, posing as a common flying posture on TV, making reporters feel as if they are back on the stage. And his mantra "Oh, I'm so strange, I'm so bored" is now more popular in the whole cast.
It's better to expect better from both movements.
Shi Yang, who has been naughty since childhood, is suspected of ADHD. Therefore, her mother specially consulted the doctor and said that everything was normal, so she was relieved. I didn't expect him to be so noisy. His specialty since childhood is quiet painting. "I have been learning to draw and sketch gouache since I was a child." "Can you calm down?" No, I am quiet when I draw. Shi Yang, who has been painting less since she went to school in Beijing, usually likes to read comics, watch concerts on TV and go shopping. I like to go to Xidan in Beijing. Because I want to be an artist in the future, I must grasp the fashion trend, understand the trend and wear my own clothes. "There are often some performing arts companies coming to our school to pick people, but I can't wear last season's clothes to this season." Shi Yang himself said that once a Korean performing arts company came to pick him up at school, the school did not agree, which was quite understandable to Shi Yang. "The school thinks that I am still immature, and I should wait until my talents are enriched so that everyone can see a more perfect side." "Others want to package you, you must be good. I am not good enough. I have only studied for a year. "
Name: Shi Yang.
Ethnic group: Han nationality
Native place: Gansu-Tianshui
Height: 18 1cm
Weight: 65kg
Date of birth:1987 65438+127 October (Chinese birthday: 65438+28 February)
Zodiac: Tiger
Constellation: Aquarius
Blood type: AB type
Hobbies: singing, dancing, acting, hosting and drawing.
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