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Why does the domestic Audi A7 have an extra ass? Wuling's "God Car" is on sale! Last week's rim news

In a word, why is A7 also made in China?

Because Audi suspected that FAW had not given them enough cakes, they turned to SAIC for cooperation, but most of Audi's popular cars have been made by FAW in China. As for why A7 was chosen instead of the cheaper A5, it may be that SAIC's leaders brushed "a certain tone" too much.

After all, A7 may be one of the few cars that won't be sprayed online.

But there is a problem. The domestic A7 must be lengthened. Considering that it is a scooter after all, it is difficult to live up to domestic consumers without lengthening the back row, so it is reasonable.

The domestic A7L imagined by Brother K is to lengthen the back door at most, which is similar to this effect:

To tell the truth, it's not bad. The body is more slender, sacrificing some sense of movement in exchange for the improvement of elegant temperament. Fortunately, the whole line of A7 was not damaged.

But don't forget, people are "produced by SAIC"! What's the next sentence? )

Recently, several spy photos of SAIC Audi A7L road test were exposed online. SAIC is really a SAIC, and it can always give you a "surprise".

The front face is wide and flat, which is A7. Yes, but why does the tail feel strange?

Boy! Feelings, you get a lengthened A7, which is all lengthened on your ass! How long is this brain hole? It's like a joke. . .

So is Audi. In order to make money, they don't even need physical exercise. If A7 doesn't slip back, can it still be called A7?

In order to make everyone look more intuitive, Brother K turned on PS again. . .

It may be a bit exaggerated, but that's probably the effect.

It used to be a very fashionable car, but now I don't know how to describe it. . . It's not hard to imagine Zotye's tape measure department shaking its head.

The penetrating taillight should have survived, but it is meaningless. There will only be one more "shadow killer" on the road.

Let's take a look at the original A7 and purify your eyes.

On the other hand, since A7 is made in China, it will definitely have a great advantage over imported A7 in price. It is said that the entry price of SAIC Audi A7L is less than 500,000.

Not worth mentioning! Nobody really wants to buy it, right? Really? !

Brother K specially wrote an article about the brand-new BMW 4 Series two days ago, and now the brand-new M4 is also exposed, strike while the iron is hot!

Let's take a look at it first. This is an ordinary 4 series ↓

This is M4 ↓

Yes, the nostrils are getting bigger again!

Considering that the future cars may all be pure electric+hub motors, Brother K has an idea. . .

BMW can make an aisle in the nostril. The front cover turns left and right, and people can walk directly into the car, which is absolutely eye-catching!

In addition, brother K found that he blocked the partition in the middle of his nostrils with his fingers. Isn't this Audi?

BMW, you have finally become what you once hated.

These days, I guess the most common sentence you hear is: "If you set up a stall, what do you want to sell?"

Brother k, I just want to sell all kinds of delicious food for the time being. . .

In order to better develop the "night economy", the "street stall", a small business that is not tall enough but full of life, was finally renamed. Outdoor orderly occupation.

At present, special stalls have been planned all over the country, and Brother K can't wait! I don't know how many years ago I last went to a stall to buy things. . .

Since it is a "nationwide stall", in addition to solving the problem of what to sell, you have to consider how to distribute and collect stalls more efficiently and with less effort.

How can there be no big Wuling at this time? ——? Wuling will build whatever the people need!

No, at present, two trucks, one large and one small, have been listed, named "Wuling Glory Yongkai"!

The main difference between the two cars lies in the volume of the cargo hold. Among them, the small "stall car" has a volume of 5.39 cubic meters and a price of 58,800; The large-sized "stall car" has a volume of 7. 13 cubic meter, and the price is 67,800.

As the name implies, the door panels on both sides of the cargo hold can be unfolded upward like wings, controlled by one button, and equipped with anti-pinch function. After unfolding, there is a folding bearing plate under the cargo hold.

But to be honest, brother K, I think the price is a little expensive. . .

If you are a novice and plan to earn some extra money by setting up a stall, Brother K suggests that you invest as little as possible in the early stage. Just use the traditional way, put it on the ground or use a simple small table. When you get the hang of it, or the business is really good, it's not too late to expand the scale.

Another advantage is that after a period of time, these two stalls of Wuling will have more discounts. Isn't it faster to look back?

There is another possibility. . . If the food stall is closed down by itself, then the 50 thousand or 60 thousand will be saved directly.

Most domestic consumers, including Brother K, have completely lost interest in Korean cars.

Until I saw such a picture. . . I'm excited again!

Just like Tan's dime. . .

The picture above is a preview of the new modern Shengda, which I personally think is quite handsome. (Needless to say, Brother K's aesthetics is such a leap. )

Recently, the official map was officially released, and it looks like this-

The visual effect is far from the preview. It looks quite big outside, but the home style is also very strong, and I am a little disappointed. . . It might be better to change to black paint.

The side design looks more and more like Ford Sharp. . .

The interior is of different shades and good grades, but the center console is covered with many physical buttons, which is no good. Domestic consumers are used to all kinds of big screens and modern pills.

In addition, the details of the interior. . . Always feels like Ford.

Xinshengda will not be made in China until next year at the earliest. Although Brother K thought this car was interesting, I also looked at it with a joking attitude. Don't take it seriously

In short, Korean cars can be thrown aside after reading the design.

That day, Brother K was lying in bed brushing his mobile phone as usual. When he saw the news, it was no exaggeration to say that I sat up directly!

Because Lexus has little gossip about the new car, either not, or directly officially released.

At present, there are only Lexus cars left. Brother K likes this car very much. It is well controlled and comfortable to drive, but at the same time I am eager for the same appearance as "Little LS", so I have been looking forward to it for a long time.

On the preview, you can only see that the new Lexus IS has adopted a new penetrating taillight. If you look at the lamp group on both sides separately, you will find that it retains some charm of the old IS.

But generally speaking, BYD e2 is in conflict. . .

As a result, Lexus RX 270 copied BYD S6, and it was a real hammer!

With so much information about the new IS, Lexus has the same security measures as the iPhone in the Steve Jobs era. . .

What does the new IS look like? June 10 is open, and there are still a few days left. Let's look forward to it.

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The following are some cars that Brother K has driven.

Whether it's spit or recommendation.

We all spoke frankly about our thoughts.

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Finidi Q50L? Mazda Artz? mazda3

Lexus LC? Lexus RX? Lexus LS

Lotus Evora? Toyota Asian Dragon? Lincoln continent? Bmw 4 series

Mini Cooper s? Mini? Clubman? Mini JCW

Subaru forester? Guangzhou Automobile Chuanqi GM6? Audi A6L

Aston Martin DB 1 1? Porsche Taycan? Mazda CX-5

BMW 3 Series? Lincoln pilot Mercedes-Benz GLC Mercedes-Benz cla

Honda Civic? Audi S3? Mai Rui Bao XL? Honda CR-V

Renault megana? Volkswagen Golf? Jaguar F-type

Haval H6? Volvo V90CC? David Li

Porsche Panamera? Bmw X 1? BMW X3? Bmw X2

Tesla Model3? Audi A4 allroad? Mercedes G350 d

Cadillac CT5? Herders? Mclaren 720S

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