Give me a humorous joke

Hitchhiking

Peter was driving his old truck leisurely on the cross-state highway. Suddenly, a man on the side of the road waved to him for a ride. Kind-hearted Peter Just pull over and stop. The man suddenly pulled out a pistol. "It's over! We met a robber."

Peter thought to himself. "As long as you don't kill me, the car and the money are yours!" Peter said quickly. "Stop being wordy! I just want you to give me a handjob (note: masturbation)" the man said viciously. Peter secretly wondered whether he had ever heard of robbing wealth and robbing sex, but never heard of robbing "this". Helplessly, with the black hole of the gun pressed against his head, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and do as he was told. After a lot of fuss, the product was finally delivered. "Can you let me go?" Peter asked exhausted. "Wait!" The man turned to the tree on the roadside and shouted: "Sister, you can come out now. This car is safe!" Then he said to Peter: "Please send my sister to St. Louis in front. Town! ”