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Laughing funny talk: Why do you always have tears in your eyes?

The hero has a hard time with the beauty test. I am not a hero, but the beauty made me pass the test. Breaking up is so boring, let’s play divorce if we can! When others praise me, I worry, worrying that others do not praise me enough. In school, I used the money to make a living, but now I use my daily life to make money! Your hubby has gone to bed at another location and you have been forced out of bed. I didn't mean to be different, but I couldn't help but have outstanding taste. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; how good a person is depends on who guides him; how successful a person is depends on who he accompanies. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, crying is the biggest waste of energy. For an impotent person, "premature ejaculation" is a luxury. If you have money, you will spend money; if you have no money, you will worship God. He can go to the hall, he can go to the kitchen, he can kill the wooden horse, he can climb the wall, he can drive a car, he can afford a bungalow, he can fight with a mistress, he can win a fight and stand up, he is still a salted fish. I don't love those who love me, and I'll kick those who don't love me to death. As a typical failure, you are too successful. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men. I also have two "hundred million", but one is memory and the other is amnesia. Live in my heart, have you paid the rent? When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When the boss does not use you, he will be laid off! A successful man is able to earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman is able to find such a man. Fell down , get up and cry again. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time. Love is a high fever. Those who are feverish will get married stupidly. Those who are feverish will break up. Those who are obsessed with each other are those who are still burning. .If life deceives me, then I will also deceive life. Some people say that love is a debt owed in a previous life and I have to pay it back in this life. I must have been vulgar in my previous life, so I have no debt to pay back in this life! Let the future come and let the past pass. Small happiness is around you, and easy satisfaction is heaven. Life is like the weather, predictable but often unexpected. Repeating the path that others have taken is because you neglect your own feet. The person riding the white horse may not be a prince, it may be Tang Monk... The person who can burn incense may not be a monk, it may be a panda... The person with tattoos is not necessarily a bad person, it may be Yue Fei~ The one who can fly is not necessarily a big bird, and Maybe Li Ning